A square-eyed cunting please for one of the most pointless time wasting TV events of the year, “I am a Celebrity [sic] Get Me Out Of Here”
ITV are as determined to foist this heap of stinking shit on TV viewers this winter as the BBC are with their “Strictly Come Mincing” shows. Even in these “unprecedented times” it seems the morons of TV land, those who make as well as those who watch cannot be done out of their camp bollocks.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-53693651
The trouble is ITVs wankfest usually comes from Australia, in the height of their summer – this years crap is being manufactured in a ruined British castle.
Don’t let that put you off, though, it seems that 2 of ITVs biggest executive wankers are in seventh heaven (I suppose it will be cheaper to make, to coincide with their chea “celebrities”). Mr. Cowles tell us he is “excited” – plainly it doesn’t take much to excite him, which must be a relief for a Mrs Coiwles, if there is one, or his Nigel or Rupert, similarily Kevin Lygo, who heads that massive tripe factory declares himself “thrilled”. They really should join the London Get A Life Society.
Seeing a dozen old has-beens in wet long Johns eating worms and Jess Phillips droppings wouldn’t encourage me to turn on ITV on December nights.
Nominated by: W. C. Boggs
I would love to cream every orifice of Georgia Toffolo,
Would definitely take her up the jungle.
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Totally agree.
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Years before this illustrious site appeared, I thought anyone who watches that bollocks is a total cunt. And I still do.
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My Mrs likes watching “celebrities” eat spiders and kangaroo bollox.
My preference is for a raving lunatic escaped from Broadmoor to get into the studio and massacre the cunts.
I’d watch that.
Otherwise Fuck Off.
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Me too unkle..I shall get the locksmith to visit broadmoor
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Oh no. Another run out for those cuntmuffins Wank and Prick.
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If I want to watch someone eat maggots and animals testicles id dine in China.
This is for window lickers.
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I don’t see how this is going to work. They can’t be outdoors, it’ll be fucking cold and pissing with rain. How are they going to show birds showering under a waterfall? Are they going to import grubs and kangaroo bollocks for them to eat? Don’t think that’s strictly legal.
However, I know people (all women) who get really excited about this shit. What they seem to be interested in is who is “nice” and who is a “bitch”. It seems to me that the blokes are always “nice” and the birds are always “bitches” in their world.
Presumably they will need an extra helping of BAMEs this year and they’re not keen on the cold in my experience. I don’t see how they will pull this off but cunts will watch anything with slebs in these days.
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I set the bar pretty low when it comes to television viewing but shit like this comes 20 places below licking the drains clean on my list of things to do.
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About time we stopped dumping our b rate shite in the jungle
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Why? Just stop filming the fuckers and let the animals at them.
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Not a bad idea but maybe release them in Hackney and film what happens to them trying to get out
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Not interested.Same old turd.Z listers.A total borefest.Send them all to Unkle Terry’s oven please
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We stopped sending convicts to Australia over 150 years ago, now once a year we send them B-list slappers, washed up sportsmen and obscure ex-politicians to sweat like a fat cunt in a sauna and eat wombat knobs. Who said Covid was all bad?
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This shite has been adorning our TV screens ( not mine! ) for knocking on 20 years and attracts viewing figures upwards of 10 fucking million. Doesn’t say much about the intellect of the Great British Public does it really. Morons.
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Agreed. The most popular tv programmes are an indication of the average level of intelligence in this country.
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Reports in the media have highlighted the castle is supposedly haunted. A professional psychic or something claimed that she had been chased by a “lady dressed in red” when the psychic had camped near the castle some years back. Make of it what you will but the thought of a z list sleb being chased by the headless electrician or some other equally frightening apparition would make bloody good tv
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What about them being chased by a 75 year old, with a chainsaw, that is now being forced to pay the licence tax?
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The lady dressed in red this year would most probably be Dame Kweer -in drag, desperate for yet more publicity
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Cunt telly. Made by cunts, presented by cunts, featuring nobody or has been cunts, and watched by brain dead cunts. Hope I didn’t miss any cunt out.
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Watched on TV’s made by Asian cunts
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I would never want to be accused of being a snob but this program must be perceived as the lowest common denominator which I’ve never seen, don’t wish to ever see and needs to be fuckin’ wiped off the TV schedules.
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Perhaps it isn’t popular at all and is just foisted on us. After all, BARB recruit 12,000 people, monitor what they watch and then extrapolate the figures!!! To quote the great Bill Hicks:
“Go back to bed, America. Your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control again. Here. Here’s American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up. Go back to bed, America. Here is American Gladiators. Here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their fucking skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom. Here you go, America! You are free to do what we tell you! You are free to do what we tell you!”
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Isaac Asimov takes the extrapolation to the ultimate in Franchise. A short story where s giant computer determines who becomes President by questioning a single person.
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The ghost business is obviously part of the script. Instead of being scared of snakes and creepy crawlies they will be crapping themselves over noises they heard in the night and all that shit. I could write this stuff.
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Never seen it but it is part of the Bread and Circuses which keeps the proles in line. Dont they also have Cunt & Cunt making hilarious contributions?
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How about “ I want to be back on television and I’ll do anything to do so” where members of the public suggest things for celebrities to do for a six figure salary. See how low they would get. I would watch that.
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I’ve had a great idea for years about a new version of this crappy show. It would be called “I’m a Cunt. Shoot me!”
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Where an armed bunch of reality tv haters try to get in and kill them and the celebricunts have to survive? Much better idea.
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If I was executive producer for this shit shower id save a fortune.
1)sack all slebs. Including the geordie foreheads.
2) its filmed in the UK 🇬🇧
A quarry in Derbyshire.
3) the contestants are homeless cunts and the prize is a council flat.
4) its filmed in winter and theyre only in tracky bottoms.
5) they can speed things up by ‘eliminating’ other contestants.
6) last one alive gets a tin of special brew and the flat.
I put the execut in executive.
Im bleeding out get me out of here.
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With a special Christmas edition featuring some inflatable invaders. The Derbyshire Hunger Games.
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Sounds like an episode of Big Brother
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Hey, wheres Cuntflap?
Just occurred hes not posted in a while?
Another one awol.😭
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Yes we know that you work all your dayz and keep strong for your daughter, and that we’re pronouncing Skoda and Galavani wrong. SHUT THE FUCK UP
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There’s been some frizzy haired cunt borrowed from CBeebies cluttering up the snooker this past fortnight.
I’d nominate him for a Bushwanker Challenge every night.
But I really couldn’t be arsed
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Proud to say I have never seen this shite. Or ANY reality TV shite. In fact I’d rather lick C-Diff shite off the stretcher than watch reality TV. Television for the lobotomised.
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I wonder what Z-List shoe scrapings ITV and the cunting ‘Beeb’ will get for this year’s I’m a Media Prostitute and Strictly Cunt Dancing?
No doubt there’ll be some nonentity attention seeking turd with a designer covid mask on. TV made by cunts, featuring cunts, and watched by cunts.
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What a shower of shit this programme is. Anyone wanting to kick-start their failing career will humiliate themselves by acting like a total cunt. As it will probably be hard to find a lot of really big snakes and spiders if it is to be filmed in the UK, then why not use our dangerous creatures? Fill the place with tooled up hoodies and rabid pit bulls and watch the celebs fight their way through that for a sandwich. Chuck Anthony Dec into the meddly for good measure as I hate those cunts.
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It is a load of shit, and the eating of live insects etc is pretty reprehensible.
Worse still, that CUNT Brian Paddick was on it, and anything which gives that CUNT publicity is a bad thing.
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You’re the cunt for actually watching this arse-dribble….. De-platform them!
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They don’t even have any fit birds on I’m A Cunt.
And I’m not talking about the Z-List slags and has beens that they do have on it.
In fact, the ‘stars’ of Strictly should be on I’m a Cunt, Get Me Out Of Here. Rachel Riley, Kirsty Gallacher and Rachel Stevens in dental floss bikinis under a shower might just make me watch it.
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I believe erectile disfunction, is on the rise..? judging by the amount of TV ads….
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