Yurtel


Glastonbury, a terribly sad tale.

Yurtel, a company that charged people £10k and upwards for tickets for Glastonbury with luxury glamping accommodation has gone bust!

Oh dear, how very sad, someone pass me a tissue.

Disappointed would be Festival goers, who made cash payments ( apparently the company would not accept payments by credit card) have been left high and dry after the company informed customers via email that they had gone into liquidation on the 8th May.
The same email advised them there would be no cash refunds.

When asked to comment, Glastonbury Festivals stated that Yurtel had not purchased any tickets prior to the 8th May.

My heart bleeds for these daft cunts, sorry, I meant poor people.

What business doesn’t take card payments for purchases of £10k to £16.5k? Can anybody spell scam?

BBC News.

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

Experts

In this case, so called experts are cunts.

Guardian

Sure, doctors have their oath to do no harm, but university debating societies all over the world could spend days debating what the real harm is and come up with thousands of answers, mostly woke.

But who says we need experts? All we need in this case is a money hungry qualified doctor from say, Egypt to get round the rules on only doctors allowed to prescribe/administer things.

Failing that, tattoo artists probably lack morals and would be up for a bit of government cash to tattoo in big black capital letters onto foreheads stating convictions.

Nominated by Cunt of the Isles.

Jamie Oliver [16]


The fat lipped fat tongued hypocritical oxygen thief has had many well deserved cuntings but here he is in the news once again, This time for being caught with his pants down with far too much salt in his eponymous ready meals.

Daily Main Link

Self proclaimed healthy eating enthusiast and cause of the sugar tax which ruined my beloved Irn Bru as well as pushing prices up for any tolerable fizzy drink caught bulking out his bland ready meals with salt to hide the lack of flavour.

Naturally, anyone who buys these ready meals is also a cunt and deserves the same slug like salty demise as their anti turkey twizzler hero.

Nominated by: Cunt of the Isles

Climate Migration – The New Great Upheaval

is a cunt.

I’ve just finished reading the second of two similar long articles, the first of which is the link. Both were awful.

But at least one huge often asked question might be answered between the lines of them : why the absolute fuck are western politicians allowing millions of dangerous, uncouth, unwanted superfluous socially backwards foreign detritus to infest their once-lovely countries?

And the answer?

Because it’s practice. A dry run. Everything/all of them and the societal ruination to date? .. Just the tip of the (ha!) iceberg, as the climate mishanter kicks into high gear and becomes a total climate calamity, ‘they’ reckon with – in 25 years time – a BILLION fucking poor mouths on the move. An extra half billion on top within ten further years. U.N. figures, those, supposedly.

And they’re rattled off in the awful articles with a ‘yeah, whatever’. Blindly optimistic sentences abound ‘we will all have to live in denser concentrations, in fewer cities’.

Just like that, eh?

And so on. All written from a kumbaya point of view, with sentences/notions such as ‘A new global commonwealth of community’…. The likes of which can only have been written in this day and age by a blind, deaf oblivious arsehole, based on how that(‘integration’) has been going so far.

Borders, flags, national identity are all the wrong way to live is the takeaway. One big utopian melting pot is the only way forward. Quote ‘Migration is not the problem; it is the solution’. Uncritically thought-about hippie propaganda of the right-on.

Charity begins at home. You take care of your own first, then maybe further afield. But that’s voluntarily undertaken, and this making it compulsory, by making it automatic, is the root cause of the inevitable downfall of everything that looks to be on the cards.

The link is not a nice read. It’s – warning – quite long, and annoying in it’s naivety and in it’s complete omission of all the clearly negative downsides of the integration of overwhelming numbers of lesser civilised humans into wherever they choose to go because the cunts cannot even seem to get a grip on the fact carelessly breeding like flies when you live in a shithole is FUCKING INSANE. But will they stop propagating even a jot in the 25 years to this new tipping point? Will they fuck! But, cunters, you should take the extra few minutes to read the thing anyways. An insight into the stupidity. ‘Know your enemy’ is the maxim.

Lastly for those who don’t read the whole thing ; there’s this, from about the 80% mark of the attached (which is, itself, excerpts from a book) ..

“In a landmark judgment, in 2020, the UN Human Rights Committee ruled that climate refugees cannot be sent home, meaning that a state would be in breach of its human rights obligations if it returns someone to a country where – due to the climate crisis – their life is in danger”.

So never mind the cunts who are supposedly – but highly questionably – of the economic or persecution fleeing persuasion rocking up in their hundreds per day, tens of thousand by year (U.K.), … by the figures here given they’re not even 10% of what’s coming down the line.

🎵 You ain’t seen nothing yet…

Guardian

Irish examiner

Nominated by Cuntemall.

Stephen Smith and Rachel Comotto

These two chav cunts masquerading as police officers pepper sprayed and tasered a 92 year old, one legged man with multiple health conditions.

The footage was caught on Comotto’s body cam. The 92 year old was armed with a modified butter knife and looked confused. He died 3 weeks later.

The defence is insisting their actions had no bearing on his death (fuck those money grabbing “I work hard for my money” elite cunts too). I have a horrible feeling they will not lose their jobs. If the man in question had been black they definitely would have. At least the chavs have sensible names, even though their actions were not.

Sky news

Nominated by Angryman.