Lewis Hamilton gets caught at last!

The supreme Eff 1 CUNT has been caught by Covid 19 after celebrating being a 7 times champion and no doubt flaunting all the social distancing rules in Monaco. You must remain at least 2 metres away from a rich cunt, quite hard to do there admittedly.

Shame he only has mild symptoms but it will give someone else a chance to bomb round Bahrain in a borrowed car. Perhaps they’ll get one of his BLM mates to drive, they have lots of experience with ‘borrowed’ cars.

(Dear Admin, any chance of using the photo of Lewis Hamilton topless showing the star on his chest with “shoot here” appended somehow?)

Nominated by: Another Cunting Mess 

and supported by: Sick of it and Keefthecunter 

A race day special cunting for Mercedes Benz F1, their superstar driver Lewis (sporting cunt of the year) Hamilton has been hit by a bit of Covid so a reserve driver has to be in the great mans car.
In steps George Russell, British driver who normally jogs along at the back of the pack in a Williams probably expected him to maybe get somewhere in the top 10 with their team driver Botas taking the win.
Unfortunately young George forgot the script and put his car in first place which is a bit embarrassing to say the least and more so for Hamilton because it proves you can put anyone in a Merc and they will win.
Mercedes have to do something to stop George winning, well putting the wrong tyres on the car was a fucking smart move, the utter cunts!

Susie Dent is a cunt, isn’t she?

According to this energy-sucking gorgon, millenials have a point when they whinge about full stops being “offensive” (although not as offensive as Dent’s unwashed and smelly look). Dent looks up words in a dictionary on TV for a living so is definitely an authority on everything. “Full stops can be aggressive and using them can indicate resentment” she said as she rubbed more goose fat into her hair.

It’s hardly surprising this frumpy old trout is virtue-signalling. On Cuntdown she drones on, clearly unaware that the longer she prattles, the less time Rachel Riley’s legs are on the screen.

Hey snowflakes, Punctuation isn’t there to annoy or irritate you. It’s doing a job and helping the reader, whether it’s a comma, a question mark, or a semi-fucking-colon. Try omitting them in your GCSE and see where that gets you.

Boss-eyed Dent is one of those fugly women who attempt to look sexy by troweling on some eye shadow and lippy yet end up resembling the last tranny at the disco. She’s a constipated know-all on a cheap-shit programme for pensioners and students, and looks like a serial killer in a charity shop wig.

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

and backed up by Komodo

Supplementary material for further entertainment here, also a pic illustrating ‘fugly’ for those who can’t find a lexicographer…

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2020/oct/02/susie-dent-gutted-after-new-book-word-perfect-printed-with-host-of-typos

It’s that time of fucking year again….”Charidee Season”

“Wacky”,attention-seeking trouts getting their floppy dugs out for some calendar that nobody wants but their family and friends are obliged to buy to spare the auld bitches’ feelings.

Unsolicited Christmas cards for you to buy and inflict on your unfortunate friends…mind,the ones painted by some Raspberry-gang that turned up were worth buying just for the comedy value alone…if I had anyone to send one to,I may well have bought them,as it was I just chucked them straight on the fire.

“Celebrity” songs…tasteless shite produced by some greedy Cunt looking to cash in on his waning career and raise funds for his Operation Yew Tree defence team. ( Has Cliff released his eagerly anticipated single yet?)

TV appeals for fucking bone-idle Sooties,”deprived” obese children,benefits-rich foodbank customers and,for some bizarre reason,snow fucking leopards.

Supermarket scrounging…apparently some supermarket has a scheme where customers are asked if they want to round-up their checkout total to the nearest Pound with the extra going to help the “disadvantaged”…if any check-out biddy has the temerity to ask me,she’ll sharp hear my views on the “disadvantaged”

Cunts selling raffle-tickets to pay for the local children and pensioners to have a Christmas meal….I probably would donate to this if they’d lump both groups into the village hall at the same time…the thought of a bunch of screaming brats battling it out with a load of walking-stick wielding coffin-dodgers is grand… the prospect of the ambulances turning up to cart off a few bruised and traumatised whelps and several “do not resuscitate” old farts would be worth the admission money.

I wouldn’t give the skin off my shite to most charities (I do give something to a couple of local animal charities) and can’t understand why, particularly considering the upcoming financial disaster,anyone would even consider giving to fund the lavish salaries enjoyed by so many charity employees.

They’ll get nowt off me bar a Season’s Greetings “Fuck Off”

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler 

What can I fucking day about this cunt!

I’ve heard him a couple times on radio 2 filling in for an assortment of cunts, but he has now outdone himself by swearing in front of a young child while opening a bottle of Fanta.

The bottle begins to spray and he shouts “ah fuck” and thinks no cunt noticed on his show. You can see the cunt turn towards the camera with that look that says “I’m fucking untouchable”, I saw him try and grill Sir Nigel of the Farage and fail miserably,

He is a fucking lightweight presenter with the charm of a bag of mouldy spuds, a real winner in the ocean of nepotism that is RTE television.

I only found out about it by chance as we pick up Irish TV down here in Pembrokeshire, if you thought the BBC is bad cop a load of these cunts, toe curling blarney shite at its worst!!!

Nominated by: Captain Quimson

(More here – DA https://www.irishtimes.com/culture/tv-radio-web/ryan-tubridy-swears-he-dropped-a-b-bomb-not-an-f-bomb-on-late-late-toy-show-1.4423481)

Toni Standen is a cunt..there’s no doubt about that, a 100% fat as a whale cunt. She’s a fucking gargantuan gutbucket.

Now who the fuck is Toni “beached whale” Standen?

Well, she’s the pie eating cunt from Liverpool who pretended to have fucking terminal cancer so she could crowd fund her chav / Iceland style wedding instead of saving or working for it herself.

How anyone can do this and even appear in public again is beyond my comprehension and I fail to see how the cunt of a husband was fooled by this…I had a close relation die from cancer and it was not something that could be faked, it was fucking horrendous but he may well have been sucked in by this nauseating mound of blubber…he may be stupid, who knows?

This also brinsg to my attention this modern phenomena of “crowd funding”…this is rife with fraud, lies and I bet the people running these sham websites are not exactly in social housing.

There have been may cunts this year, big and small, rich and poor but this vile creature is possibly the worst specimen I have yet to see….no even a good honest criminal, just a fat, lying cunt with the morals of an alley cat.

Her husband must be proud…you gotta be proud of this.

I HOPE she goes to prison but we all know it will be some form of “community” charge or something….she could share a cell with the fat cunt bitch who stole from the Grenfell fund and bought a 12` purple rubber cock. Both ladies with CLASS.

Nominated by: Spanky Mc Spank

https://www.cheshire-live.co.uk/news/chester-cheshire-news/woman-faked-terminal-cancer-con-19368294

….and here’s another benefit fiddling  bunch of cunts, from mystic maven 

The Zarif family, a bunch of benefit fraudsters, see the story here:

https://uk.yahoo.com/news/fraudster-disability-benefits-exposed-armwrestling-124146529.html

At least the law came down on these sponging thieving cunts.