A short cunting for Long Covid.

(Same shit, different year – NA)

Just like Gulf War Syndrome, Yuppie Flu, Whiplash and Lower Back Pain before it, the newly-emerging Longimus Covidicus is certain to become a malingerer’s charter for years.

It’s perfect: no clinical definition, no clear symptoms, no physical symptoms to prove or disprove. Get yourself a walking stick, mope about (when anyone is watching) as if you have shit yourself, stay off work for a few days and practise talking in a whining ‘survivor of domestic abuse’ victim voice.

Won’t really matter whether you have actually had full-fat Covid in the first place (as no-one will be able to prove otherwise) but it is a nailed-on cert that legions of skinny scrounging addicts, jobless losers and thousands of fat cunts on benefits will be the worst affected. (Oh, and of course these new vermin, the Social Media Influencers, where it will quickly become as trendy as ‘Mental Health Issues’ and ‘Anxiety Levels’).

First wave of shambling, broken, desperate ‘survivors’ have already started shuffling across the news bulletins. Malingering Cunts the lot of them.

Send Alec Guinness and a Company of cruel Jap Guards to beat the fuckers into shape; and get them to build a big bamboo bridge while they are at it.

Nominated by: Gunner Sugden

(Yes, this is actually a Thing! – DA

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-54296223

https://www.england.nhs.uk/2020/10/nhs-to-offer-long-covid-help/ )

(We didn’t want to scare you with a pic of the real Heidi, so we toned it down with this guy, the Predator – DA)

Oh feck me ragged…

I kid you not, but the freakshow known as the EU has a female Verminhoftwat lookalike called Heidi Hautala, European Parliament VP

(https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1374812/Brexit-news-EU-latest-Michel-Barnier-Brussels-fishing-sovereignty-MEP-Heidi-Hautala-vn).

Normally I don’t go in for attacking people merely because they are obviously gross mistakes of nature, but in this case, I have to make an exception. Straight to Unkle Tel’s hottest oven.

Nominated by: HBelindaHubbard 

A win win win cunting for Rosamund Kissi-Debrah who will now be heading for the ambulance chasing lawyers to sue the arse off whoever she can.

She and her campaigning crew have managed to get air pollution added to the cause of death of her 9 year old daughter. Now the cause of death was respirator failure and severe asthma but as she lived virtually on the south circular and being next to a busy road the pollution levels were high (higher than EU standards) so she claimed that was the cause of death.

She claimed that during the period between 2011 and 2013 when the daughter had several attacks no one mentioned that pollution could have been an issue, I don’t believe this for one minute, this woman is a teacher so you would assume minimal intelligence and pollution was a know factor in triggering Asthma attacks.

She said that had she known about pollution in her area she would have done something to protect her daughter.

Well maybe a little research and asking questions may have given her a clue but since her daughters death she has become a campaigner, tried to get into Parliament, latched onto the Suckdick roadshow and is something or other with the WHO.

It won’t be long before she is in the news outside the high court have successfully sued for damages

Nominated by: Sick of it 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-55330945

What a cunt!

I understand this prick has applied for a French passport. Why would they give him a passport?

Oh yeah, because he’s stinking rich and owns a chateau.

Not only is this wanker a remoaner traitor but a tree hugger as well.

Fuck off to your wonderful EU then Stanley ……..and don’t let the door hit your expansive arse on the way out.

Absolute CUNT.

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog 

..and seconded by: Liberal Liquidator

A supporting nom for Freddie the Frog.

No surprise that the jizz-mop headed, EU loving twat is desperate to get balls deep back up ‘Le Cunts’ arse after the protracted Brexshit debacle by proclaiming he “will always be European” and because his “mother was French”. Why wait until you are eighty then dickhead?

He also has Turkish ancestry but understandably not so keen to take citizenship and claim his ancestral homelands of a rabid dog infested village and shack by the female moustache waxer’s shop.

(More here  – DA https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-55499773 )