Perfect by Marc Jacobs

They have charged Manchester United “New Boy”, Edinson Cavani for daring to use a word that sounded like it might be offensive, to someone, somewhere?

Here:
Edinson Cavani has been charged with misconduct for a breach of FA Rule E3 in relation to a social media post on Thursday 29 November 2020.

It is alleged that, contrary to FA Rule E3.1, a comment posted on the Manchester United FC player’s Instagram page was insulting and/or abusive and/or improper and/or brought the game into disrepute.

It is further alleged that the comment constitutes an “Aggravated Breach”, which is defined in FA Rule E3.2, as it included reference, whether express or implied, to colour and/or race and/or ethnic origin.

The striker has until Monday 4 January 2021 to provide a response to the charge.

FA Rule E3.2 – WHETHER EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED???
For fucks sake-it’s a fucking witch-hunt. McCarthy had nothing on these libtard cunts.
They will ban him for 3 games.
So what is his crime? (perceived or otherwise):

Negrito.
He responded to a congratulatory post from a friend on instagram, after scoring a brace for Man Utd, with the phrase “gracias negrito”-a term of endearment in south America. It can mean someone with dark hair, as well as slang for “mate”.

He removed the post and apologised. And hasn’t played for Man Utd since?.

Life really is imitating art-think of the scene from “The Life of Brian”-where everybody gets hysterical over the use of the word “Jehova”.

The FA are spineless cunts.
There rests the case for the prosecuntion?

Nominated by: Cuntfinder General

….and a follow-up from Cuntfinder General

The FA

Dear Admin,

I recently nominated the FA (Fucking Arseholes) for their treatment of Edison Cavanni, more specifically the interpretation of a South American phrase he used to celebrate his debut goal For Manchester United, on a South American social media, in response to a message of congratulations from an old friend.

Well the FA (CUNTS) have held the kangaroo court:

https://edition.cnn.com/2020/12/31/football/edinson-cavani-ban-fa-spt-intl/index.html

I don’t know if that nomination went into IsAC room 101.
If not, this link would finish it nicely.

PS: Happy New Year Admin(s)?

Priti Patel (3)

Posted on January 2, 2021 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

The eternally awaited muslim child grooming report.

A battleship arsed size cunting for our favourite tough talking pig in a wig Priti (useless) Patel.

After years of delays, sly connivance and desperate rewrites we finally (after I and others instigated a formal Parliamentary complaint and the threat of legal action) get the report and guess what – according to this fantasy unicorn land bollocks it turns out (conveniently) it was not muslims doing it but organised gangs of whiteys who were not muslims!

No mention whatsoever for the police, councils, children’s homes, social workers, media and politicians who know this is happening everywhere, knew this was happening everywhere, did nothing and imprisoned people like Tommy Robinson for the journalistic crime of reporting this.

How much further down the gutter can we go?

Nominated by: Vernon Fox

(More here – DA https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/the-home-office-s-grooming-report-is-an-exercise-in-obfuscation )

Person of Color of the Year

Posted on January 2, 2021 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

(Yank invention so Yank spelling)

Not a genuine compo so far as Yours Truly knows but never say never.

What is obvious is that the Wokery is in a panic with persons of color popping up everywhere on the media. No POC as James Bond yet but damn close.

Suddenly POCs as grinning old cunts buying funeral plans, extra woke POC s in wheelchairs presenting exotic travel programmes, annoying POC presenting Sky at Night and on and on. Even saw a POC “Science Communicator” attached to a programme to explain idiot simple concepts like why it gets dark at night – even I know that – take a night shot, turn the lights off, go to bed, pull me night cap down, shimmy me old arse to dispense any latent gas, close eyes and drift off. It’s dark.

There was some ultra woke “Portrait Artist of The Year” compo on Sky Arts or BBC Bore it might have been. One male POC, one Gay POC and one female non POC artiste. They had to draw or paint woke candy camp non POC Eddie Izzard….(lovely blue eyes though) in Miss Whiplash boots (and referred to in the female pronoun by all) and another subject of their choice which turned out to be a non-entity that eludes me (by Male POC), Gay non POC boyfriend (by Gay POC) and POC female friend (by non POC female artiste). Who accumulated the most Woke points and won? Gay POC natch who got the prize (£10 000 and commission to paint POC Cuban ballet dancer in Cuba and Brum).

Interesting foot note, despite all being fascinated by Eddie’s burning blue eyes, their full glory never really made it to the canvas. Eddie was disappointed.

Point about all this camperoony is that the POC is invariably of West Indian/African heritage which excludes two thirds of the POC planet. Who is running all those Chinese, Bengali, Pakistani, Afghan, Persian, Indian, Nandos ect ect restaurants?

Woke friends cry waycist if so reminded.

#stoke the woke.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke