is a cunt.
Lament for Veronique and wife Amy who’ve recently bought a house near a big tip and don’t like the smell..
“Veronique said she had seen waste piling up from her bedroom window. She added: “It was over the house, like from our bedroom we could see rubbish.
“It’s gross, it’s disgusting. It gets to your throat, makes you gag, you cannot stay out, you don’t want to be there.”
Tiffany Jarvis, of North Grove, has lived next to the landfill for 22 years but said in recent years, the nuisance from the smell had become intolerable.
She said: “It’s just violent on the nose, sore throat because of it constantly. It’s a rubbishy rotting vegetation, rotting meat.
“Every morning waking up literally feeling sick, massive headaches because the smell is just atrocious.”
Nobody wants to buy this home so now I’m trapped. I’m trapped in a cesspool of a village,” she added.
A cesspool indeed and the local MP recommends the tip should “be a better neighbour”..
That’ll sort it.
Weep for Veronique.
Weep I say.
Nominated by Unkle Terry.
I changed the batteries in my give-a-fuckometer only last week, so it can’t be them.
But when I just checked it was registering at zero.
Good morning.
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Why doesn’t her husband go round and ‘have a quiet? word’ with Valencia Waste? Not sure if Valencia is male or female…
Who would buy a house near a tip anyway?
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Hugh@ That was my first thought Mr Cumber.
Why the fuck would you ?
Anyway, fuck them.
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It’s gross, it’s disgusting..
Sounds like a description for the UK, when sue perkins tatlock and labour dump third worlders in every postcode..
It does beggar belief that all these problems are associated with 10 million worthless extra cunts in this country.
Still it is the bbc, so I’m just surprised they couldn’t find a drag queen to interview.
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I have a client who, having just sold the business he set up after leaving school, has spent £8m buying a 21 bedroom Georgian mansion, a former conference and events centre with 77 acres of grounds. It is in need of extensive work inside and out. The estimated renovations budget will take total capex to £15m-£20m.
He grew up in a council house.
So a quick solution for the complainant of this nom; study harder at school and / or work harder in your job. Hey presto, no need to live next to a tip.
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They are having trouble selling their house in the hottest summer you have ever had, because the pong is at its worst.
Anyone sensible would wait until the winter, and then put it on the market.
However, these people are stupid fucking cunts.
So they advertise on national news that their house is in an area liable to be stinking and horrible.
Fuck them.
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I hope, for their sake, the tip is reaching capacity. Once this happens, the tip will close and the contractors will arrive to lay a thick, engineered clay seal over the tip.
This seal will be domed to allow the surface to eventually settle and flatten once the rubbish below has rotted down.
Then they will build a delightful “extra care” centre on the cap for the care of the elderly – mentally and physically infirm. They will each be charged north of 4 grand per month for the privilige.
I am not kidding. I know several instances where this has happened.
A Soylent Green style processing plant will be all that is needed to round the process off nicely.
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Simple solution.
Call yourself middle class and sell your house to Clearsprings.
They’ll convert it into an HMO for 20 doctors, architects and engineers.
Andy will love you.
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Could the BBC not find any dark keys to interview?
A pair of rug munchers simply isn’t diverse enough. It’s a disgrace.
You can’t have a sob non story without a dark keys
Standards are obviously slipping.
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A complete non-story is always worthy of telling by the BBC if it’s about ethnic, lezzas or other assorted abnormals & weirdos.
Just like the bollocks about the ‘spectacular’ solar eclipse. Fuck me, it’s not that special, just another celestial event & on average there’s one every 18 months. Still, it’s better than highlighting how many stabbing rapists arrive on a daily basis. Cunts.
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A level results day again, interviews and pictures of all our foreign cousins wetting themselves over their achievements not a local in sight
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