The British Government is the government of all the cunts.

For the first time in its history, UNICEF is providing funds to help feed British children.

With billions being pissed up the wall on crap track and trace, crap vaccines, crap PCR testing, absurdly heavy handed policing of anti-lockdown protests, HS2, overseas aid, and cunt-in-the sky environmental fantasies, we are apparently now receiving UNICEF aid to enable us to feed our kids.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-55348047

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2020/dec/16/unicef-feed-hungry-children-uk-first-time-history

Boris Johnson is a cunt. Mat Hancock is a cunt. Rishi Sunak is a cunt. Michael Gove is a cunt, Priti Patel is a cunt. Gavin Williamson is a cunt. Cunts, cunts, fucking cunts.

Nominated by: Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

Who have just made it back to Norfolk (formerly a low-risk Tier 2 county) from London, as London is bumped up to Tier 4 / total lockdown. You’d think they knew in advance, wouldn’t you?

https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/1374732/royal-family-news-kate-middleton-prince-William-prince-George-charlotte-Christmas-queen

No doubt they had a police escort detail…

But hold! Entertainment for all here; the EDP, Archant’s East Anglian rag, reports a worrying rise in Norfolk Covid cases: West Norfolk – where Sandringham and Bill’s bolthole, Anmer Hall are located – hitting record levels this week, and now above the national rolling average

Will Billy be volunteering for the Air Ambulance again?
Or will the darlings of the nation find themselves back in The Smoke for Christmas?
Don’t ask me, timewasters. Ask the Daily Express.

Nominated by: Komodo 

Sir Lancelot and Those who Disdain Courtly Love

Think how different things would have been if Sir Lancelot had kept his dirty hands off Guinevere and adhered to the concepts of courtly love. But he didn´t. He ignored them and by allowing himself to be ensnared by Guinevere, he brought chaos that led to the death of King Arthur and the end of the order of Knights of Round Table. (He was also the cause of the death of the flaky Lady of Shalott although to be fair to him, it was not his fault.)

There is a debate over whether courtly love was a concept in which a knight idealized and idolized a lady from a distance or whether it had a physical dimension. Did he spend his time worshipping her and imagining the unattainable erotic delights he was missing or did he bed her? Was he a pure hearted idealist or a lecher who was ready to turn another man into a cuckold? The object of the knight´s passion was usually the wife of his lord or sovereign so by entering into a sexual relationship with her, he was not only breaking the sacred bonds of matrimony but betraying his oath of allegiance and committing treason.

Remember this ISACers the next time you are tempted to fondle or grope another man´s dearest.

Nominated by: Mr Polly

(For thick cunts – myself included, who thought the nom was about Courtney Love (Kurt Cobain’s widow) – here’s an explanation of Courtly Love – DA)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Courtly_love

Free food for our starving, underpaid and overworked politicians.

Politicians currently receive up to £125.00 a week in food allowances, funded fully by the taxpayer, on top of a basic salary of 80 plus thousand a year and apparently unlimited expenses.
The best food money can buy, in the Palace of Westminster, which would cost £2-300 per head in a London restaurant, for the discounted price of fish and chips.
As almost 1.5 million UK citizens are forced to go to food banks – not because they don’t like what’s in Waitrose, not because the Marks And Spencers delivery vehicle is caught up in traffic – because in one of the richest Countries in the world, in the 21st Century – people do not have sufficient income to avoid starving to death.
There will be the usual suspects who use food banks because their cult tells them to take everything from non followers, and the 20 stone chav sweatbags who spend their benefits on Stella, drugs, Sky TV and takeouts, but amongst these are proud people who are driven to this because they have nothing.
End this outrage.

Nominated by: Vernon Fox

Ahoy there cunty cunting for the cheapskate cunts taking advantage of cheap ferry trips,cruises,air travel holidays and then whining because they are marooned with a Corona virus outbreak.

The reason travel is cheap is due to normal people avoiding travelling because you will never guess its not fucking safe, so enter cheap fuckers, you know the type, those cheap and nasty group on cunts who have MOT,S for £19.00 and are then surprised when it fails, or a steak for £3.99 and wonder why its more like the sole off a welly, or my favorite cheap Anadins for those daft cunts who want a headache to last for longer….

No sympathy what so ever for these stupid cheapskate cunts……

Nominated by: Fuglyucker