(Just a quick heads up for late arrivals – it all kicked off on Capitol Hill this morning (7/01/21) as news reports will tell you. But please don’t derail this or subsequent nominations discussing it at length.

An emergency cunting nomination is being processed and will go live soon. Thanks  – DA)

The woke retards.

Imagine being so woke that you think you are the ultimate arbiter of everything. Imagine being so woke, that you come up with a new term to describe an entire ethnic group, without actually being a member of that group, in the name of inclusion and equality. And then imagine being so woke that you actually take offense when that group gets offended by the new description you’ve created for them, and tells you where to shove it.

Well, that’s what’s happened in US. A few years back, some white, woke spaz decided that the words ‘Latino’ and ‘Latina’, being gender specific, were offensive and non-inclusive, so they came up with a new descriptor. That descriptor was: ‘LatinX’. Yes, someone actually used up brain power to create that. Being an arrogant, self superior cunt, this anonymous, white, puddle of piss, didn’t bother to consult the Hispanic community, they just announced that LatinX was how Hispanic people were be to known from this point on. How is that not considered racist?

For the past few years, the Hispanic community have been complaining about the woke’s use of this term, considering it highly offensive, not least because actually adopting it as the official descriptor would mean making major changes (and one woke cunt recently demanded it happen) to the Spanish/Hispanic language. Things have become a little more heated recently, and the woke have taken great offence at the lack of gratitude from the Hispanic community. How dare they be offended by their new ethnic title? Don’t they know that some woke wank shaft literally spent seconds thinking it up? They should be grateful to their white saviours for making them more inclusive and equal.

This is the woke in a nutshell. So entitled. So arrogant. So full of their own importance. So fucking racist and hypocritical. Because even though they always preach tolerance and inclusion, they never practice it.

Nomimated by: Quick Draw McGraw 

…and there’s more, this  time from Hard Brexit Cunt

As these genitals have probably banned the word “cunt”, I am giving a non-binary, gender-neutral, politically-correct genitalling to Rep. Emanuel Cleaver and the Democrats.

The Democrats have passed a ban on the use of words such as “he” and “she”, “man”, “woman”, “father”, “mother”, “aunt”, “uncle”, etc. in the US House of Representatives.

This ridiculous state of affairs reached its nadir when Rep Emanuel Cleaver ended a prayer with “Amen and “A-women”, being totally unaware that the word “amen” has nothing to do with the masculine sex and simply means “so be it”.

Any sensible Speaker would have thrown this proposal out of the door but the Speaker of the House of Representatives is the vile bitch Nancy Pelosi. Rumour has it that when she asked her plastic surgeon for a bumlift he lifted her bum on top of her shoulders.

Well I am not going to follow their stupid rules and will close this cunting by saying that the Democrats are a bunch of cunts.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2021/01/03/democrats-propose-ban-gender-specific-words-new-rules-congress/?li_source=LI&li_medium=liftigniter-rhr

https://twitter.com/i/status/1345886892206792704

Perhaps this has been nominated before but JC on a Pogo Stick, I’m losing the will to live. Why? Because I’ve finally had a guts full of “Trigger Warnings”! They don’t just appear at the start of the programme, oh no that would be too easy. They appear at almost every commercial break.

Not just the “Flashing Lights” one but now we are warned that documentaries such as “The World at War” contain “Violent” images and scenes. Well I think WW2 did involve some violence, that is why it was a War! The rot continues with these wretched things spreading like a stain across the world.
Why do these “People” think that the audience is so thick as to be incapable of deciding for themselves whether their spawn/sprogs may watch something? Are they THAT stupid? Yes, I know, rather answers my question but it’s getting beyond a joke.

Nominated by: Mr Angry

And added to by Sir Limply Stoke:

“Trigger Warnings” and pixellating out “distressing scenes” in archive footage. You never see the full head jerk and brain matter spray job that is the real President Kennedy asassination any more and certainly not in the original colour footage.

(Just a quick heads up – it all kicked off on Capitol Hill this morning (7/01/21) as news reports will tell you. But please don’t derail this or subsequent nominations discussing it at length. An emergency cunting nomination would be recommended. Thanks  -DA)

Apparently someone called HRVY, who appears to be related to Beaker from The Muppets, was on a fascinating social experiment for the digital age called ‘Strictly Come Dancing’ this year. Allegedly this is actually what he calls himself, because he ‘thinks it sounds cool’:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/strictly-star-hrvys-adorable-explanation-23025481

The Mirror is equally deserving of a cunting here for describing this bastardisation of an already pretty wanky name as ‘adorable’.

What kind of gurning, masturbating chimpanzee thinks removing the vowels from his name makes him anything other than a TTL WNKR?

Nominated by: Gloria Stitz

The coffee-advert turd and Black Lives Matter advocate is worth half a billion dollars yet still parades the leftie views. He and his philanthropist wife Amal, have given tons of money to a variety of leftwing causes over the years. Most recently the permanentl-grinning Hollywood power couple donated a whopping $7 million to the Biden campaign and another $500 thousand to anti-American “racial justice” initiatives making money off Black Lives Matter fever.

Now the holy one has talked about bullying.
“I remember my father saying, ‘Don’t come back and look me in the eye unless you stand up to bullies and racists” said Clooney. “I’m glad to have been raised that way,” the wanker claimed, and that from a very young age “to pick fights with people that are more powerful than you. And stick up for people who are less powerful than you, or had less of a position.” The oily cunt doesnt seem to realise that he’s on the side of the bullies.

Clooney also defended fellow wingnut Tom Cruise this week who recently berated his film crew whilst wearing one of those useless face-masks with the hole in that let’s out your germs. Shut up Cruise, you only care that your latest shitfest will make you loads more money. Surely the aliens from planet Xenu are protecting you.

Clooney is one of those Hollywood nuts who has no idea of reality and how he sounds. He must have a new film out. Perhaps he plays a smug, moralising, permanently-coiffured, horribly-oily, plastic-faced cunt spouting the usual virtue-signalling, hypocritical vomit.

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous