Bit-Conned

For those of you who don’t fancy reading The Daily Mailicious,this is a letter from some old trout to the financial page asking for help getting her money back.

Basically,the auld bitch had been contacted (or contacted herself) some dodgy Cunt who opened a Bitcoin trading account for her…she then handed over twelve and a half thousand Pounds which,of course,promptly vanished. Now she is whining on that her bank haven’t refunded her.

Now, I’ve no time for banks but why the fuck should they refund every greedy Cunt who gets conned? She knew exactly what she was doing and it’s no good crying when it all goes tits up. She mentions that she had a brain tumour and so can be a bit forgetful….not so forgetful that she couldn’t set up the account…claim that the payments were for a purchase,not an investment…hide it from her husband (who is a Cunt for allowing a woman a bank-account) until she got in too deep..etc.

I have every sympathy for people who are genuinely conned but many of these cases involve avaricious Cunts who are too blinded by their own greed to see what is as plain as the nose on their face.

PS..the bank is a Cunt for caving in and giving her the money back…they should have told her to Fuck Off.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/experts/article-9079859/ASK-TONY-conned-cash-Bitcoin-boiler-room-scam.html

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler 

Deb Haarland and Native Americans

The Senate Wokes up. Deb Haarland, a Native American (or maybe I’m a Dutchman) straight out of Central Casting, is Biden’s new Interior Minister. Bugger me – Scalping and the Blood Eagle (look it up cunts) come to the White House. Will it change politics in America? Smart money has it “No way”. Politics is plenty tough enough on The Hill and The Woke Waryers (yank for warriors) will soon be wasted on dodgy alcohol.

What has happened to the noble savage of yester-year, those brave leaders that pow wowed eye to eye with John Wayne? The feared tribes of the Indian Nation that topped Custer? Now squalid peddlers of booze and drugs (excluding Cher who is allegedly a user of…) and, for their chief earner, gambling and posting out fake prize draws and horoscopes out of the vast Casino sheds built on their tribal lands. They are not subject to US law re taxes you see and have special policing arrangements (what is Cherokee for payola?).

America looks forward to a new dawn, an economy refigured and based on gaming (didn’t Gordon Brown try that one in the ‘90s?) once arrangements have been finalised with the Men of Business in Detroit and Las Vegas. Looking forward to limo-ing on down to see Cher and Tony Bennett playing the Cherokee Sands on The Strip.

Breaking News Mob Boss Tony Gambino has been hospitalised minus his hair and with his ribs ripped out of his chest and a tomahawk between his eyes. “It was a massacre” say police. Smoke was seen on the Hollywood Hills.

https://variety.com/2020/politics/news/kerry-washington-cher-deb-haaland-interior-secretary-1234850645/

https://www.casino.org/blog/10-things-you-should-know-about-native-american-casinos/

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

(Excellent nomination, Sir Limply, as well as providing all the links to back it up – DA)

Sneakers

‘Sneakers’ and the people that buy them.

By golly, the people that queue up just to buy the latest ‘sneakers’ (properly known as running shoes and/or plimsolls) are cunts, are they not?

Shambling dross willing to lavish lots of cash on something worthless – for no other reason than to signal to other shambling dross that they crapped lots of cash on something worthless for no other reason than to signal to other shambling dross.

But of course, I simply fail to recognise the full richness of the complex and beautiful ‘culture’ of said shambling dross, a state of affairs soon and surely to be amended with the inevitable endowment for the Chair for Sneaker Studies at Random Oxbridge Identikit College, with a healthy subsidy from the taxpayer, of course.

Nominated by: Chimp Licker 

Lou Lucas


Every little helps in the West Country for a cunting for this greedy brazen ugly old trout, who will charge a 40% mark up plus a £20 “fee” for stockpiling shopping on your behalf:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/13545731/stockpile-tier-4-sell-food-profit/

The old slapper, (42) who describes herself as a “beauty therapist” – presumably decades ago, or else she didn’t take her own advice, has been queuing up at 0400 hours to strip the shelves of Tesco, deserves this cunting more the fact that she excuses her greed and opportunism, by trying to suggest it is some form of public service, for whih she is “risking her life” . Wrong, she is just a money-grubbing old tart, in the pursuit of which she is “risking her life”.

20 years ago, this “beauty therapist” would probably have been offering “massage and modelling” services in her Soho flat – you couldn’t miss it, it was the one with a red light outside.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

George Harrison

Provoked by the Nom about Billy Eilish and her rendition of ‘Something’.

Yes something about ‘Something’
I never liked. Just something.
Something in the way he moves. Or moved. Creepy.
Nor do I like ‘Here Comes The Sun’ either. It’s that religion thing.

‘My Sweet Lord’ struck the wrong chord for me. (By the way did he nick the tune off The Chiffons? Plagiarism by one of the Fab Four?) Well, I thought Lord referred to Jesus. But no it’s Krishna or Hare Rama (whoever he is).

Slight digression. Just watched a netflix six hour series telling the story of The Bhagwan. That cult that set itself up in Oregon. Horrible. Weird as fuck. All the devotees smiling inanely. Like free sex, jumping up and down. All about ‘liberating yourself’.

Yes the connection –George went in for jumping up and down in his ‘Natural Law’ party didn’t he? And the smiling inanely. Like a permanent lightheadedness they have. Like they are brainwashed, their minds captured by something. I have a quote from Chesterton, something like ‘beneath those ancient eastern esoteric religion there is a terrible levity’. Yes a terrible levity.

George had it. There is footage of him playing hide and seek in the grounds of his mansion, weirdly. Just odd.

What was that other thing? Why is it or why was it that hippies then and young people today have the assumption that spirituality is only to be found in the sacred writings of ancient India? What about your own Western tradition? Christianity. Why don’t you explore that?

John, Paul and Ringo had a healthy skepticism when visiting the gurus on their trips to India I think. John certainly wasn’t fooled.

But George stayed with it. And all that effort learning the sitar with Ravi Shanka but did it really add anything to the music of The Beatles?

To be fair to him he did revert to traditional rock and pop in later years.
But kept the stupid spirituality.

I hate that amorphous mysticism of the East where there is no truth. I heard some Hindu guru say ‘we are come comfortable with contradiction’.

I remember once being in an Asian taxi (referring back to Chesterton’s ‘terrible levity’) on the dash beside a Laughing Bhudda a smiling Mickey Mouse.

Back to George.Yes, that was another thing. One of his beliefs was ALL religion is a manifestation of the Divine. And we are to treat ALL religions with the deepest of respect. OK then well why did you finance Life of Brian where the crucified Christ was ridiculed…?

I remember when he died. The press release-‘He was conscious of God when he died’..:mmm…not terrified of or at peace with but conscious of God.
Well, we’ll all be conscious of God when we die. Standing before THE JUDGEMENT SEAT.

Nominated by: Miles Plastic