(This nom pic – it’s so fucking puerile and random that I couldn’t resist – DA) 

(Rumble…grumble…) *fruuumph!*
Well here we are again in the time-honoured fashion. It’s Boxing Day, and I’m racked with flatulence.
It’s my own fault of course, stemming from traditional overindulgence on Christmas Day. Curry with all the trimmings, washed down with liberal amounts of bottled beer. Then Christmas pud, followed by port and stilton, rounded off with mince pies and coffee. A recipe for Boxing Day disaster.
(Burble…) *quack!*
Christ, sew a button on that.
I knew I was in for trouble when the old Boxing Day log arrived prematurely at about 11.15 pm on Christmas Day. Since then, I’ve been blasting off like Mount Vesuvius; it’s so bad that I’m on a yellow card from the wife to put a cork in it (naturally she never breaks wind, but merely ‘exudes’ delicately and fragrantly).
(Gurgle…) *braaaap!*
For fuck’s sake, my poor old ringpiece! Where did I put those Wind-eze tablets?

Nominated by: Ron Knee 

(Good to see you back, Ron, you crotchety old cunt – DA)

KFC or Kentucky Fried Chicken as we all knew it growing up and their relentless radio adverts.

Get to fuck.

The latest incarnation is………

KFC on that comfortable sofa, KFC by the roaring fire……. then my brain scrambles as I genuinely can’t believe what I’m hearing but I think the gist is you can get it delivered by the ‘roaring fire’ on Christmas Day.

FuckaDoodledoo, if ever there was the perfect caricature of everything that sums up the slovenlinly terminally stupid cunts that still actually share the right with me to vote, this is it.

Lets just rewind and replay.

Jordan and Talisha have been ‘on it’ for 24 hours, actually make that 48.

They’ve sniffed everything and have drunk 26 litres of Lambrini

The kids are fucking doing me head in and I just need to eat somat man.

Call that cunt from KFC and stick another fiver on the ‘leccy card’ before that one bar goes out.

Oh and whilst your at it I want one of them coffee coloured babeeeesssss

Nominated by: CuntyMcCuntface

Gordon Ramsay is a cunt.

Yes I’m stating the obvious. This obnoxious cook, famous for being a foul mouthed bully cunt and nothing else, has been defending his ‘full’ English breakfast, which you can enjoy for the extortionate sum of £19 at the Savoy. He says if you think it’s expensive, it’s because ‘you can’t fucking afford it’. Bollocks. Most people think fuck all on spending twenty quid on a meal if they are out, but his pathetic breakfast is just small for the sake of it, and he can shove his snobbery up his arse.
The guy is a wanker, who hangs around with other wankers like the Beckhams and Jonathan Ross, and hope he insults the wrong person one day, hopefully in America, where the aggrieved person might have access to firearms.

https://www.indy100.com/people/gordon-ramsay-full-english-breakfast-b1776009

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye

Supported by Quick Draw McGraw:

I’ve just seen the photo of it. Calling it a ‘full’ English breakfast surely breaks some kind of advertising law. Two eggs, one sausage, a bit of bacon and some other crap. It’s not that the people complaining can’t afford it, it’s that we’re smart enough to see when we’re being ripped off by a smug, bad tempered gobshite. In my part of the world, a full English is eggs, bacon, sausages, beans, fried tomato, fried bread, mushrooms and a couple of black puddings. Toast is on the side. And you can get that for less than half than Rodent Ramsay is charging.

Here is a Cunt with some admittedly pretty unsavoury views…but 4 years inside? I suspect that he was made an example of to show everyone the dire threat posed by all the “right-wing” extremists that Neil Basu keeps banging on about. I wonder how many Peacefuls have encouraged terrorism to a greater degree than this fella and just been “monitored” or “given words of advice”.

Lock one up…lock them all up.

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/newcastle-man-hitler-obsession-jailed-19514923

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/election-us-2020-55558355

Donald trump.

I was a fan. I liked what he said, “clear the swamp “ get rid of career politicians and civil servants that are corrupt and just pigs ? with their noses in the trough. Many are just that.

“ Make America ?? great.” Put your country first be a patriot. I liked that I wish the uk ?? had politicians that wanted us to be great instead of the pile of shit we have bending their knees and saying how bad we are and wicked in the past.

Yes i liked trump. I also believe he loved his country and had 3 very good years and was a good president for those years. However, last nights sad events in the capital of the USA should not have happened and trump could have stopped them. I know we had the libtards riots in the summer and they were worse but trump to me now lacks class

He is a fucking sore loser and that makes him cunt.
A classless clueless crazy clumsy cunt.

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt 

…and also from Coolforcunts 

Hypocrites are cunts!

I must say I enjoyed watching it all kick off on the Capitol Hill last night 06/01/21 and in the early hours and went to bed with a warm glowing feeling, although that might of been the booze as well.

What did I awake too? A mass of what can only be described as some of the biggest hypocrites in the world all condemning the actions of “Trump supportersl”. Keir Starmer, Angela Rayner, Lisa Nandy, Ian Blackford, Wee Jimmy Sfurgeon, these are just some among the usual suspects

But why are they hypocrites for condemning a baying mob you may ask? Because they all were spitting out faux outrage about this being an shocking attack on democracy….yes, DEMOCRACY. Anyone remember Brexit and the Scottish vote for independence! Democracy, but only when it suits them, indeed!

Fuck off!