River Rosenquist – this daft cunt put his arm through the bars of a tiger cage in a Florida zoo, then was surprised when the cute furry cat almost bit his arm off.

It turns out that he was a contract cleaner employed to clean shops and toilets only and had no business going anywhere near the animal cages.

Officials think that he was attempting to either pet or feed it – and I always thought that the term ‘biting the hand that feeds you’ was purely metaphorical.

Daily Mail News Link

Nominated by: Mystic Maven

Helpful link supplied by: Field Marshal Cuntgomery

June Sarpong needs to be nominated once more.

On the BBC News website today she proclaims that ‘white privilege’ exists. Well, bearing in mind that she draws a salary far beyond her talent having been appointed ‘Director of Cultural Diversity ‘ at the BBC it is patently in her interest not to say otherwise.

Most businesses have a a business model which is the opposite to that of the BBC. A business will find out what customers want and then seek to provide it. The BBC decides what is good for us regardless of the customer’s wishes.

A little research reveals this Sarpong woman to be spectacularly ill suited to any job beyond working a till at Asda. However, June Sarpong enjoys a salary and lifestyle way beyond those of most white people by claiming that they are the privileged ones.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/aboutthebbc/whoweare/june-sarpong

Nominated by: Guzziguy 

….and this from Gingers Ballsac

A cunting for the white hating piece of shit June Konadu Sarpong OBE.
Fuck is it ugly inside and out.
This is the BBC’s Director of Creative Diversity, who just happens to have a new book out “The Power of Privilege-How White People Can Challenge Racism”.
In her words “white privilege is rife as unfairness is baked into our system”.
She goes on about white people from a low income background that have an advantage because they are “never judged” on their race. The white working-class aren’t exempt either as “they have more power than those of black and asian backgrounds”.
Miss Sarpong who obviously feels hard done by was awarded the MBE in 2007 for services to broadcasting and to charity. In 2020 she was awarded the OBE for services to broadcasting.
The BBC pays this poor slave £75,000 a year for a 3 day working week.
Sarpong, my fucking heart bleeds for you as you are nothing more than a monumental cunt.

I smoke cheaper fags nowadays because Marlboro Lights and Camel Lights are almost 11 squid a packet.

However, due to my insistence on smoking, and the fact that now I’m on 20 a day, the Pall Mall Flow Blue fags that I imbibe (9.50 a pack) keep dropping their coals on my carpet. 5 coals in 3 years including 3 today. Cunts.

Btw my iron’s a cunt as well because it fell off the ironing board and burnt mi bedroom carpet.

CUNTS!

Nominated by: Dark key cunt 

(This nom was originally called “Cheap fags”. However, WordFence doesn’t like the “f” word. So to avoid your comments going into the Mod Q, please don’t use the word “fag” – DA)

Pa pa pa paa pa paa pa paa papa pa,papa pa pa pa paa pa pa POW!

Went the beloved Pearl&Dean theme; intermission, ladies selling choc ices from a tray round their neck, Sunkist, pop corn.
Was a big treat!!
My family only took me 3 times as a kid, my gran when I was about 5yrs to see ‘Jungle Book’,where I learnt about Kipling’s classic tale. Still love his cakes.
Then my dad took me to see ‘Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger’, where I learnt about the Muslim culture.
Then in 1977 my dad took me to see ‘Star Wars’; don’t think he enjoyed it but I did!
Although ahead of its time, a white man in bondage gear who talks like he’s black (Darth Vader), a gay robot (c3po) a midget in a bin (r2d2). A loud mouth sassy Yank princess , and the idea of a vast empire stretching out and using stormtroopers to enforce its will!!’Burn them alive!!’, shouted a 7yr old Miserable.

But as time passes no one goes the pictures now. The cinemas have turned into ‘multiplexes’-Yank shite.
Not a big treat anymore.
I miss it, now all the films have leading characters that in my day would be a villain or have subtitles.
Nowadays it’s preachy as fuck, every film has a message.I dont want a message, I want to be entertained!!

And a choc ice.

Nominated by: Miserable Northern Cunt 

Nancy ‘Skeletor’ Pelosi…

This botoxed bag of bones has just given a live tv rant calling for the 25th amendment to be invoked and the VP to take power or they will move for Trump to be impeached. That isn’t the reason for this nomination. The reason for this nomination is her ego is as big, if not bigger, than our very own self important, little man syndrome, never will get in the House of Lords cunt, Bercow, and she is under the delusion, just like he was, that everything revolves around her.

The picture of that scruffy cunt sitting on her chair with his boots up on her desk has sent her into meltdown. Thankfully she had a mask on so I couldn’t see all her face, not that much of it moves these days, but I can guarantee she was frothing at the mouth furious. Reminded me of Nurse Ratched in ‘One Flew Over the Cuckoo‘s Nest’, asking for her hat back after the party, pretending to be calm but her eyes gave away how deranged with anger and hatred she was.

Fantastic stuff, great start to 2021, I’ll be laughing for days. Pity General Cunster isn’t here, I would’ve liked to have heard his take on events. If you’re reading this General, get yourself back here with a slightly thicker skin. ?

RIP Ashli Babbitt.

Nominated by: Coolforcunts