Ok I know that most people that have had any dealings with this shit show are already fully aware of what a bunch of cunts they are especially when trying to resolve a problem.
Now they have decided to out cunt themselves and tell their hard working dedicated Engineers that they have to accept the shittiest of shit employment terms and conditions or basically they can all fuck off and become pizza delivery drivers (no offence).
The same Engineers that provide 24/7 emergency cover and regularly visit confirmed covid customers to ensure they have hot water and heating.
A strike is now ongoing as Engineers have decided to tell Cunt in Chief Chris O’Shame to go fuck himself.

Dirty fucking Cunts!

News Story is here.

Nominated by: Shaggy Mcshagnasty

In 1833 Great Britain used 40% of its entire National budget to buy slaves out of their contracts – 20 million at the time, in todays money – quite a fucking lot! (Gov.UK Freedom of information act).

The amount was so huge it took until 2014 for UK taxpayers to pay it off – note “taxpayers” – you, me and everyone else who pays tax – not those who had profited from this despicable trade but us mugs. Mention this established fact to BLM as you hand them your part of the bill.

So, short, sweet and simple – where’s our reparations’ you ungrateful cunts – don’t make me don my white panther outfit and burn down the fried chiggun shops now!
That is all.

Nominated by: Vernon Fox

Fucking hell I’m so fed up of late cunts, not just coz they’re lazy, ignorant twats, but coz they give us decent tradesmen a bad name.

I live in a rented house (though I’ve just bought a place with my girlfriend, yet to move in), and there was a leak. I could’ve sorted it myself but as it’s not my place I’m not gonna fuck about with the plumbing.
The geezer was due at 10.30.
The cunt turned up at 2.
Didn’t answer my calls. Wasted my day. Turned up, but forgot his tools… so a job that could’ve started at 10.30 and finished at 10.45, started at 1400 and finished at 1530.
Cunt.

When I was self employed (sparks) I considered being 10 minutes late as LATE.
Now I’m employed, they consider 5 minutes late as moan moan fucking moan…
….fair enough in my book….

How do these ignorant cunts get, and hold onto customers?
How can anyone think it is acceptable to fuck people about like that?

My sis ordered a plumber a year ago. Didn’t turn up. Ordered another. Didn’t turn up.
My dad did the job.
2 days later one of them turned up to do the job…. what a lazy useless cunt. 2 fucking days late. I bet the cunt somehow still gets customers though coz, well, that’s just how tradesmen are….

NO WE ARE FUCKING NOT.

It gives us all a bad name and I really can’t understand how hard it can be when someone says:
“what time are you coming?”
To say:
“Ten thirty”
And then to turn up at ten thirty. Or by 11. Or within 3 fucking hours of the time you said. Or to call the client and tell them you’re running late

.
Or just to answer your fucking phone in the first place….

Useless cunts.

Nominated by: Deploy the Sausage 

Dig deep, spread the muck, and don’t call a spade a spade, unless you want to incur the wrath of “Professor” Fowler, the academic who, like a tub of Vanish, forces out hidden dirt.

The Professor (as in “Professor Jimmy Edwards”?) has the ear of the National Trust, and taking th bit btween her horsey teeth has decided in a book called “Green Unpleasant Land” that gardening is naughty, because it colludes with our “colonial past”, and it’s racist, and, well, just too beastly for a lady of her refinement:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9153499/Academic-says-GARDENING-roots-racial-injustice.html

As it is the weekend, perhaps a Boggs gardening tip might not come amiss. If you live in her part of the country, and you are planting up some shrubs this weekend, make a beeline to her lavatory, because her output is guaranteed to be 100% pure shit – just like her book, which would make a very good mulch.

Nominated by : W. C. Boggs

Bare faced, opportunist hypocrisy is a bit of a cunt isnt it? An example below:-

‘Marcus Rashford and a group of celebrity chefs and campaigners have called on Boris Johnson to review the government’s free school meals policy.
The group, including Jamie Oliver, Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall and Tom Kerridge, have written to the PM asking him to “fix” the system long-term.
They called for a strategy to help “end child food poverty” before the summer holidays.’

Child food poverty. In a country where 20% 0f children are obese the wicked Tories are starving kids, just like poor saint Marcus was starved.

However, to the rescue comes:-
St Marcus with his convenient tax arrangements and no danger of any cost falling his way. (Example of which is here – NA)
Jamie Oliver who has folded companies owing millions (allegedly) and throwing many out of work. (Case in point here – NA)
And the rest of the me me fucking me ‘celebrity’ chefs, in whose restaurants you can pick up a miniscule starter for as little as £30.

How virtuous, cost effective and despicable are these cunts?

(News story is here – NA)

(Links provided by Dickie Dribbler – NA)

Nominated by (with NO links): Cunstable Cuntbubble