Right having spent a large chunk of Christmas on my fat arse watching TV I’ve decided daytime tv is a cunt.
Why?
Death.
It should be called DeathTV.

Every fucking commercial advertises funeral plans and tells you about your mortality . Constantly being told that if you’re over 40 or 50 it’s time to dig a hole and jump in gets tiresome to say the least.

Now I know we will all kick it but ramming it down our throats every time there’s a break in the show I’m watching is really getting in my tits.

Whatever happened to advertising chocolate or soft drinks or women’s underwear ?

Daytime TV you’re a cunt.

Nominated by: Uttercunt 

Kate Garraway is an unbelievable attention seeking fuckmonkey, who is still scraping the barrel of the desperate attention seeking elixir and is still pimping out her husband’s story to keep her modified face in the press.

There can’t be anything worse than losing a loved one, but there comes a stage where I for one thinks have you no shame, let it be, leave it alone, if you keep using the memory you are drawing level with Katy Price pimping out Harvey everytime she needs to get very modified face in the papers…..stop being a cunt and find a new subject, isn’t it time for im a has been get me out of here or some other crap no one give a fuck about….

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9198497/Kate-Garraway-admits-shes-not-coping-single-parent.html

No not in the US but in Uganda.

President Museveni has just won his sixth term in office, beating opponent Bobi Wine (?) by taking 58% of the vote saying “it the most cheating free election weve had!”

Mr Wine didn’t comment as he was under house arrest with armed soldiers surrounding his home.

Musaveni has election posters everywhere of him wearing a massive white hat and looks like a elderly Kid Creole.

Today, democracy died☹️. And this from the country that gave us statesmen like Idi Amin?

I’m guessing Bobi Wine has a ‘accident’,
This is no way to carry on. Political cheating and elderly men benefitting,

Wouldn’t happen in the west.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2021/jan/17/many-ugandans-are-desperate-for-change-but-now-it-seems-nothing-will-shift-museveni

Nominated by: Miserable Northern Cunt

Monkey-tail beards are for cunts, aren’t they.

Are you tired of your hipster beard?
Do you want to look like even more of a twat?

? Why not try ….the monkey tail beard! ?

It starts at one ear then wraps around the chin and mouth to complete the I Am A Wanker look.

?

Step 1 – Grow a beard
Step 2 – Shave off one sideburn
Step 3 – Carve out the area below the bottom lip
Step 4 – Clean up the edges to complete that chinstrap monkey tail appearance.

??

Congratulations!

? You now look like a cunt.

(No really, it’s a thing. We checked. More here. – NA)

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

James O’Brien aka Lord Haw Haw

You may believe this is a cunting of James O’Brien the egregious radio host with his metropolitan elite views, but it isn’t.

What it is, is in-fact a reality check, I’ve heard the man himself use the phrase, “contempt for the conmen, compassion for the conned”

What this doesn’t take in to account is that probably 99% of people knew how they was going to vote before the referendum was even announced, views on the EU are intrenched in people generally, you’re either pro or anti EU, this hasn’t really changed much over the last 27 years since the EEC morphed into what it is today.

To use phrases like “single market” or “customs union” is not only disingenuous but misleading.

Take Pembrokeshire for example, the largest voting block in Pembrokeshire is farmers which have always be split between haves and have nots, the previous of which are pro EU the latter being anti EU which is about a 50/50 split.

Same goes for the general UK population, those who have mostly benefited from EU membership are mostly pro EU, except O’Brien can’t really grasp this at all, it’s not purely about money or immigration, it’s a myriad of reasons, which are far more complex than these 2 topics,

I imagine if O’Brien had been around a 100 years ago he’d say Ireland should remain part of the UK for independence would induce even more poverty (which it did actually), not everything revolves around the mighty Buck, O’Brien should learn this but of course he never will or any of his ilk!!!

P.S
I heard him use the word “fixable” on the wireless a few days ago, what a fucking waste of private education the bog brained cunt is, use proper English, same goes for other faux intellectuals, stick to more basic words to avoid unnecessary embarrassment, okay O’Brien, such irritating misuse of the English language may make me discombobulate!!!

Nominated by: Captain Quimson