Lord Adonis (3)

Oh what a gay day for another cunting for the whey-faced old bastard so divorced from reality, that he imagines June 2016 never happened:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1378271/brexit-latest-news-boris-johnson-EU-trade-deal-royal-assent-britain-leaves-11pm

Yes, the old pansy with his fascist viewpoint doesn’t like Brexit, never will like it and is determined even now to stop it, or to restart the process of getting us back in the corrupt bunch of wankers.

A lot is said about making the unemployed work. For a couple of years in the mid 80s Adonis was a minor councillor in Oxford. The 90s and 2000s saw him sucking the arse of whoever was in power to get an “important” job. When finally told to fuck off, as no commercial organisation would employ the useless old turd, he spends all day on Twitter spinning his poisonous web.

Surely it is about time he was made to work. I am sure there is a lavatory in London that needs an attendent to clean it out. If he is lucky we might give him a broom, so he doesn’t have to use his tongue.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

 

and seconded by: Quick Draw McGraw 

Lord Adonis.
It’s 4:40pm, New Year’s eve. At 11pm, the United Kingdom will finally be free of that evil, insidious, proto-Communist organisation known as the EU. Most remainers have accepted the inevitable and moved on. But not all. ‘Lord’ Adonis, who has never stood for elected office, has announced that he wants to lead a campaign for the UK rejoin the Fourth Reich.

For fuck’s sake. Adonis and his ilk have spent the past four and a half years trying to overturn the democratic will of the voting majority. They failed. But like a four year old who loses a game of snap, Adonis and his immature bunch of loons just won’t admit defeat. In fact, Adonis stood up in the Lords today and actually claimed that Brexit was akin to Chamberlain’s appeasement of Hitler. What a despicable little creature Adonis is. And completely misnamed.

If Remainers want to suck EU cock, that’s their business. As far as I’m concerned, they’re nothing but traitors. A living affront to every man and woman who has died to keep this country free. NOBODY voted to join the EU. We weren’t even asked if we wanted to join a multi-national political organisation. People at the time were lied to when they were told that we’d simply be joining a trading bloc. And it was Major, back in ’92 who signed the Maastricht Treaty without the permission of the British people, thereby bringing the EU into being.

As far as I’m concerned, this is the correcting of an injustice that has been allowed to stand for over 30 years. If you want to live in an EU country, under the jackboot of a bunch of undemocratic, incompetent authoritarian cunts, then fuck off to a country that’s still a member. If you’re not prepared to do that, shut the fuck up.

2021

Is anyone going to tell me that 2021 will be in any small detail any better than the cunt year which has just thankfully expired?
No?
Thought not. Pre-emptive cunting then, and appreciate me for my predictive powers.
Mystic Komodo.

Nominated by: Komodo

Spain


A Covid Christmas cunting for Spain who have decided to start a register of people who refuse the vaccine.

The list will be private (yes right) but shared with other EU countries so no chance of it being leaked.

Now I am in favour of the vaccine but not making it compulsory. However if people refuse the vaccine, especially those who have a high chance of becoming very sick,they should have it spelled out to them that the risk of the vaccine is minimal compared to the Chinky flu. If they still say no just move on and fuck the cunts.

What would piss me off is people not turning up for appointments, therefore wasting the time of those administering the vaccine and possibly wasting doses. That would justify a ‘cunts list’.

(Link to a news source is here – NA)

Nominated by: Sick of it

Bridgerton

I would like to cunt the Netflix series “Bridgerton”, a period drama set in early 19th century ENGLAND. However, it will come as no surprise to my fellow cunters that there are dar quays and parking stanleys floating around in the upper classes. Queen Charlotte is played by some half caste, and of course the lead character turns down all WHITE suitors who are nasty, “backward” and waycist, in favour of being scuttled by some Leroy.

There are undertones running throughout that all the “white privilege” of titles, land, etiquette et cetera is, of course, wrong and to be brought down.

Fuck off.

Nominated by: McCunterson

and supported by this from Miles Plastic 

This is the new historical drama from Netflix, but in one episode there is a female masturbation scene.

The Lady in question is taught how to do it by an aristocrat who is black. So far so good for historical accuracy. And far from him being portrayed as a bounder or a cad he is seen (from the commentary) as a liberator of women’s sexuality.

Got me thinking about ‘Upstairs Downstairs’. There were no female masturbation scenes back then. What would Hudson have thought if there were? or even Mrs Bridges?

No the lower orders wouldn’t come into it. Maybe you could have had Lord Bellamy saying Lady Bellamy was delayed for dinner because she was ‘knocking one out’. No that wouldn’t have been in keeping with the series.

What about the Onedin Line? That certainly was more racy than Upstairs Downstairs. In the privacy of a cabin maybe. Yes, this is how you ‘bring yourself off’. No once again you just couldn’t have gone that far.

Even Downtown Abbey didn’t have these ‘self-pleasuring’ scenes and that was only a couple of years ago.

No it’s a brave new world we have entered. We are living in the 2020s. These things are not taboo anymore. Indeed most of the comments (see below) are stating it’s about time females are seen pleasuring themselves in productions.

But what about male masturbation on our TV screens. Isn’t it sexist? We need more Wankers in our historical dramas. Fine upstanding Tossers we can all be proud of.

Parity is Paramount. I mean if we have Lady Hamilton ‘flicking the bean’, we must have Lord Nelson choking the chicken.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/13588157/bridgerton-fans-shocked-masturbation-scene-netflix/