For those that don’t know, he is an England RU player. And a good one, for an Englishman. He is also black.
He covets St Marcus’s status. But what to do? Cant claim starvation, went to Harrow. Seems to actually have both parents. Hmm? What then? I know, let’s campaign for laptops for all. At no personal cost, natch. (Don’t forget he wants free broadband too! – DA)
He is backed by 2000 headteachers. You know, the cunts whose aim seems to be 52 week holidays for their staff. And by Roc Nation which has something to do with a millionaire Yank rapper.
The cost to the taxpayer is a mere peccadillo. I mean, what’s a free laptop to every fucking kid in the UK gonna cost? And think of the money saved for parent’s tabs and scratch cards.
We are truly blessed with such selfless sportsmen.
Nominated by: Cunstable Cuntbubble
(** Just a quick note.
For the next few days we’re upping the number of published nominations from our usual 5 to 6 (and 7 at weekends). This is due to a large number of scheduled noms in the “ISAC Bank”.
So as a temporary measure expect to see noms published at around 6am, 8, 10, 12pm, 2 and 4pm; with a 7th at 5pm on weekends. Thank you – DA/NA ** )
