An emergency cunting please for Cadbury’s and their new cream egg advert.

It seems somebody thinks it’s a good idea to have a couple of benders share one at the same time, in a chocolate and cream gayness snog.

Maybe it’s me, but chocolate and cream seems a metaphor for spunk and shite.

I’ll be buying Fruit Pastilles instead then I think, until some gay shoves some up his arse for a gerbil to munch on during the ad break for ‘The Chase’.

Obviously, the fact little kids will be subjected to this filth is to be celebrated.

Repent! Repent!

https://metro.co.uk/2021/01/10/cadburys-new-creme-egg-advert-featuring-gay-couple-praised-online-13878625/

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks 

Female Football Pundits

It seems that if you’re a split arse, you can talk shite about a club and should not be criticised for it.

The stupendously annoying Karen ‘144 caps for England’ Carney being the latest example. What happened was one of the main reasons I gave to people a while back why there shouldn’t be women pundits on the men’s game. They can’t be argued with.

In a nutshell, she (wrongly in my opinion and I am no Leeds fan) claimed Leeds were only promoted because of the Covid break. She doubted they would’ve ‘got’ up had they not had the break.

Now, I do believe she is entitled to such an opinion. But she needs to stand by it. To be fair, I haven’t heard her say anything yet (but she should be arguing her case and saying it’s not sexist to argue with her points). It’s the usual mob coming to her defence. Rio Ferdinand being one of them. You see, Leeds United responded (politely) to prove her wrong. That was it. Cue an absolute meltdown. How dare anyone question a split arse. ‘It’s bullying, innit?’

Well, here’s the thing. If wimminz want equality and to be treated the same as a male pundit, they need to defend controversial comments.

If Graham Souness had said such a thing, no fucker would be telling the club concerned to ‘back off’.

In fact, I recall Gary Neville laying into Arsenal one night a season or two ago. Had a massive rant and called the players a disgrace or summat like that. Next time on Sky, he was put through the grinder by the presenters and other pundits. He was right to be honest, but he said he probably went a bit overboard but stood by his comments. He took all sorts of shite too on social media for it. Far, far worse than anything Carney’s been getting.

But no,we can’t question a split arse when she says similar bollocks.

Fuck that. She wants to play at being a pundit, then expect clubs and players (and fans) to argue against you if you make highly controversial points.

Fuck off.

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/55485336

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

and this from Sixdog Vomit 

Football Pundits

A half time nomination for football pundits in general and the BBC’s chief football writer Phil McNumpty in particular.

Every week they take aim at whichever big name manager’s team has lost a couple or few games consecutively. Wilder at Sheffield Utd, who’ve picked up two points all season, doesn’t get a mention.

For a while this season McNumpty and co were gunning for Ole Gunnar Solskjær at Manchester United after a lacklustre start to the season, now United are second on goal difference. Then they took aim at Arteta at the Gunners, who were on a bad run but were only a couple of wins away from stability. Now it’s Frank Lampard at Chelsea. After a long good run Chelsea have a blip and McNulty begins the speculation about Frank’s future. Sixth in the league and a a couple of wins from being back in the Champions League spots, but according to McNumpty a prime candidate for the sack.

All the cunt does is speculate on a manager’s future whilst offering no insight into what they are doing wrong or what can be changed.

What a waste of the licence fee.

The Brighton and Sussex University Hospitals NHS Trust offered vaccines to ambulance staff on December 27. But anger arose when South East Coast Ambulance Service (SECAMB) allegedly forbid staff from getting the jab, despite the vaccine potentially going to waste if not used up.

SECAMB management said that staff should not access the vaccine in this way and they will be informed when it is being rolled out to them.

The union shared a Facebook post from the South East Coast Ambulance Service (SECAMB) which say they have ‘protocols to follow’.

The post read: ‘We’ve been made aware of an offer of staff to drop in for their Covid-19 vaccine at a hospital site in our region. We appreciate the offer was made in good faith but we have protocols to follow in this regard. We would ask that staff do not do this.

GMB said: ‘To forbid its staff and individuals who have risked their lives all year to save the lives of others from accessing life-saving vaccines from is nothing short of potentially a criminal act.’

I totally agree and in my opinion the brain dead cunt who made this decision should be sacked immediately for gross misconduct and endangering life. He’s a fucking idiot…

Nominated by: Dioclese

Link provided by: Dickie Dribbler

https://www.union-news.co.uk/gmb-steps-in-after-managers-ask-frontline-medical-staff-not-to-get-vaccinated/

And Arnold Schwarzenegger is a cunt.

Amongst the predictable and one sided ‘outrage’ and hysteria coming from Hollyweird and the MSM, we have Arnie actually comparing the recent shindig on Capitol Hill to the Kristallnacht of 1938. This bullet headed Kraut (Austrian?) said that the Proud Boys were the modern SS and that last week’s protest was on a par with Hitler’s firm led by Heiydrich persecuting and killing Jews. How this cunt – who isn’t even American for a start – has the fucking nerve to even think such utter shite, I will never know. A complete insult to every person who fought the Nazis or who suffered by their hands I would say.

This meat headed peanut brained cunt should stick to doing crap action movies. This uneducated knuckle dragger wants to watch episode 1 of The World At War and then see how ‘similar’ these events are. An early candidate for cunt of the year 2021.

(Given his name sounds a bit like the N word, shouldn’t he have been cancelled by now? News story is here – NA)

Nominated by: Norman

URGENT EMERGENCY CUNTING

Pay attention because this is important. This is a Covid vaccinated cunting for the conspiracy fruit cake that is Dr Christiane Northrup.

Never heard of her. Well, neither had I until a DVD dropped through my letterbox last night entitled “REAL TRUTH about Covid19 VACCINE”. Note the capitalisation added for dramatic effect no doubt.

This total headcase says that the Covid vaccine alters RNA and inserts nanorobots into your body that self replicate and allow nasty evil people to take over control of your body against your will. Apparently it also makes your body glow under UV light so they can tell if you’ve had the vaccine or not. And it collects biometric data and transmits it through the 5G network

Now I’m a great fan of SF so you could say I’m susceptible to this sort of stuff, but RNA altering nano technology on this scale? Do me a favour…

Unless it’s been given to us by the little green men in flying saucers. Maybe that’s it?

The DVD contains a video of an interview given by this dangerous nutter. Interestingly it’s already been banned from YouTube.

What’s most worrying is that this came totally unsolicited and that I live in a council ward with a very high proportion of elderly people because we have quite a concentration of care homes and retirement developments.

So if we’re talking conspiracies, how about one to kill off the old folk? It’s more believable.

We need to spread the word because this crap constitutes a threat to life and needs to be stopped. Now.

Nominated by Dioclese