Ok I know that most people that have had any dealings with this shit show are already fully aware of what a bunch of cunts they are especially when trying to resolve a problem.
Now they have decided to out cunt themselves and tell their hard working dedicated Engineers that they have to accept the shittiest of shit employment terms and conditions or basically they can all fuck off and become pizza delivery drivers (no offence).
The same Engineers that provide 24/7 emergency cover and regularly visit confirmed covid customers to ensure they have hot water and heating.
A strike is now ongoing as Engineers have decided to tell Cunt in Chief Chris O’Shame to go fuck himself.
Dirty fucking Cunts!
News Story is here.
Nominated by: Shaggy Mcshagnasty
Moved away from British Gas years ago as they were the most expensive provider by miles.
Sounds like they treat their staff as bad as Ryan Air treat their customers. Cunts.
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I was getting a quote for a gas boiler, the British Gas rep said ‘Oh are you getting quotes from other people?’ When I said yes he lost all interest and slung his hook. They rely on selling to people who believe they’re the only company properly qualified to do the job.
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Agree they are way too expensive.
I wanted a new gas combi boiler for a 3 bed flat and they quoted 6k, stupid cunts. I just looked on the Worcester Bosch site, picked an engineer and the quote was a third of the price so went with that. Whoever wants to work for British Gas must be desperate.
British Gas can f off, and some more. You know the drill.
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Sadly, many other employers will be looking at how to exploit Covid for their own gain at expense to their staff. British Gas are no exception.
We saw the other day that pimlico plumber tosser Charlie Mullins telling staff ‘No Jab, No Job’.
Even sadder is the fact that many poor souls will have to sign on the dotted line of the new contracts otherwise their kids don’t eat……….
With average Joe up to his eyeballs in consumer debt for years of buying useless shit on the ‘never never’ then employers know they have most workers by the fucking bollocks.
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Cracking nom. Engineers> Excellent, up all night repairing a Gas leak and were working in the shittiest of conditions to restore services to a block and the Nursing Home nearby. Fucking heroes who deserve a far better employer. Fuck Centrica! ( off with their heads )
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Can’t believe Britshit Ass is still a thing after all these years. And people pilloried Maggie for de-centralising utilities. They are the ones who need to be given the Knackzine first.
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I see the phantom with tourette’s is back on this site again today with all of his ticks. Cunt.
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I think it’s a scandal Rob which hits at the heart of our democracy.
It’s beginning to resemble the US Presidential vote.
I not only have evidence of votes being illegally added but also of tickies not being added to. I’ve just found a large box of tickies under my bed which should have been credited to some of my past comments. It’s alleged that it’s due to an inside job where several high flying Admin are involved.
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It must be all the correct deadpool noms that are providing the excess ticks.
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It has to be the most pathetic form of trolling ever. Undoubtedly it will be one of the bellends (or bellend with multiple accounts) that got turfed off for being a wanker.
It’s like someone thinking they are pissing you off for taking your bins out.
Silly cunt.
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Just cancelled my Direct Debit for my mum’s TV licence after 20 years. She’s 75 and blind in one eye, shit vision in the other, so as far as I’m concerned she doesn’t have to pay it.
I’ll be phoning her to say, if she gets a letter, ignore it. If someone knocks on the door, say through the window ‘no thank you’ and don’t answer. If they summons to court, they’ll have me to fucking deal with, and I know lots of big jurisprudent words that have caused many a past ripple with ‘officialdom’.
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British Gas, British Telecom, British National Party, British Airways, British Government, all total cunts. Even so, it is still better to be British than fucking French.
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I would like to thanks fellow cunters for all their support for my excellent posting. Oh. wait….
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I recall one young lad who worked for British Gas in the mid 90s. My old grandmother’s boiler was knackered and this kid came round and repaired it. He said it needed replacing as it was very old, but he didn’t charge her a penny for it. He simply put on his paperwork that it was fucked and no repairs were made. There was no call out charge, no nothing. He even refused my offer of a few quid for a drink and said he was happy to help out such a nice old lady.
I was thinking of calling Arthur .C. Clark and asking him how this unexplainable phenomena happened. Because most of the time British Gas are total cunts.
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I worked for them twice to my everlasting shame, First time 17 years, bosses gentlemen. fast forward 19 years bosses cunts. There is a policy of bullying that goes right to the fucking core of these bastards that would turn your stomach. The final straw for me, The manager and the cunt above him decided that my time was up. Everything I did was fucking wrong. I even considered suicide as an escape, that’s how low they brought me. I finally told the manager above me to fuck off and die, and take the other cunt to Hades with him.
I resigned that day and never looked back. It felt like a ton weight had lifted off my shoulders. I went for another job, got it and was told my manager would be under over manager, I told the guy, no way would I work under him again. After I had left, this cunt had been caught fiddling expenses. Unfortunately I let slip (accidentally on purpose, of course) Of said grounds of his leaving Oh dear the shit storm that caused. But hey don’t get mad, get even.
Apologies Cunters for the above rant.
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They are greedy corporate cunts that thrive on people being too lazy to tell them to Fuck Off.
Much the same as British Telecom.
Who the Fuck would buy a boiler off a company that uses Penguins to sell them?
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British Gas – in name only👎
I cancelled the fuckers:
We had a service contract that provided 24/7 cover and an annual boiler and fire service.
I had no idea what we were paying-left that to “er indoors”.
Just shy of £90 a month 😗.
She wanted to keep it, for peace of mind.
We always booked the service part, months and months in advance, as they see so busy in the Winter. For four years consecutively, they cancelled at the last moment, making us wait months for another appointment.
The final straw was when I stayed home all day and they didn’t show, and after I had called to find out what was going on, finally got a call at 5.58pm telling me they would have to reschedule.☹️
I stayed in again, 7 weeks later and the same thing happened-cancelled late afternoon-reason being “high demand of emergency breakdowns”.
When I pointed out to that it was the mildest winter in recorded memory, they had no answer.
They offered me a date in February, which I refused.
My first appointment was mid-October, the second, early December-meaning no service for over 15 months👎
Turns out they have a policy of not transferring complaints to a manager-it took four days to get a phone call, after complaining and threatening to go to the ombudsman, miraculously, they sent a engineer the very next day.
He put me straight: the fucking cunts had reduced the number of engineers and increased the size of the area to increase profits. Net result, engineers and customers leaving in droves👎
British Gas are cunts of the highest order-my sympathies to any in here who worked for them☹️
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Middle 80s and having central heating installed by BG. It took 2 fucking weeks as after every task involved the 2 engineers sat down. When asked why the answer was that each task had a time attached to it so if a task was down for 5 minutes and they did it in 2 then they sat down and waited for 3 !
All this time either me or Mrs had to take time off work. Job should have taken 4 days max.
Cunts.
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Virgin Media. Now they are cunts. Try cancelling the fuckers and see what happens. Or, more accurately, what doesn’t happen. Solicitors called in to cancel a phone and broadband account, because Virgin do everything to prevent the customer from leaving. Utter shitehawks and premuim cunts.
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Why doesn’t that surprise me in the slightest?
Branson is a King Cunt👎
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British gas are cunts, I left them 18 months ago. I moved to Robin hood energy.
Unbelievably they were worse, a call to Robin hood was akin to trying to communicate, with brain damaged primates.
When Robin hood left the energy market I was ecstatic, until I found out I was going back to British gas.
Prior to leaving Robin hood I was billed £13000. That was last August.
I finally paid £74 to British gas in December.
All energy suppliers are cunts of the highest order.
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A client of mine was quoted over £5k for a boiler by these cunts. They paid about £80 pm to cover this but what do you get for the thick end of a grand a year ?
Some cunt telling you to buy a new one , when I looked at the quote the labour was £2,500 and it was 1 bloke for 1 day – ( works out at £600k a year allowing for 4 weeks holiday )
Fuck off BG you are cunts and I wish you a speedy demise.
Crooks
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