Anyone cunted (allegedly) sickening ultra-perv Armie Hammer yet?

God alone knows how this walking talent-void became famous in the first place considering the viewer’s gaze slides off his face like piss from an urinal cake, but he’d better bank whatever proceeds he’s accrued sharpish, given the (allegedly) sordid revelations now coming to light.

Unless they are his way of auditioning for the role of Hannibal Lector, that is.

You see, Armie, like many a young beau, would like to hold his fair maiden’s heart.

Literally. (Allegedly.) Not in the poetic, figurative sense, but in the actual, physical, sense.

He would also (allegedly) like to do a number of other deeply insalubrious things that I will not recount here, because I just ate.

But remember fellow cunters, these Hollywood types are – as they never ever tire of telling us – our moral and intellectual superiors.

(Allegedly.)

Nominated by Chimp Licker 

https://www.pedestrian.tv/entertainment/armie-hammer-graphic-dms-viral/

Australia is a cunt.

Australia, land of biodiversity and a white non native government is a cunt for wanting to kill a harmless pigeon which allegedly had made its way from the alleged home of the free world, USA.

Now it has since transpired that the pigeon had a fake leg ring on it https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-australia-55660592 but the non native white government declared the immigrant pigeon in question to be a threat to national security and stated that it must be captured and destroyed.

This same government which has a similar and admirable immigration policy towards humans, except birds by their nature are migratory creatures and like to summer and winter in different places, A bit like my local geese and politicians.

This pigeon was a massive threat to Australia, a risk to the wildlife of which is mostly deadly or violent anyway, Biting spiders, Hissing snakes and boxing kangaroos.

So it would have been destroyed if caught. By this reasoning i feel all sideways talking non natives should be destroyed and until then, Australia is a bigger cunt than Kylies well greased and fragrant cunt.

Nominated by: Cunt of all trades

The New Yorker is a magazine with a high opinion of itself and is so politically correct that most ISACers would banish it to their bogs. I recently wrote to the editor to ask why it capitalized the word “black” for black people but used a small letter for “white” people. This looked like racism, I suggested. I received a reply which is as convoluting and confused as most of the articles which appear in the magazine. The gist of it is that anyone who thinks “white” should also be capitalized is a white supremacist. The reply even admits the magazine´s inconsistency but tough luck whitey. That´s the way they do things at the New Yorker. Read it for yourself.

“Thank you for your note. As the magazine’s editor, David Remnick, noted in a message to the staff, the decision to capitalize “Black” came after he spoke to a range of writers, editors, and staff members about the issue. The urge to capitalize “Black” to refer to people of the African diaspora is clearly a matter of respect, and it has emerged as a preferred form. The adjective has been capitalized for years in many academic venues and mainstream publications, and earlier this year it became standard at the Boston Globe, the Associated Press, the New York Times,
and the Wall Street Journal. The terms “brown” and “white” are problematic. As an ethnic or racial description, “brown” is far more elusive as an adjective, since it doesn’t describe a shared heritage; it can take in peoples of Middle Eastern, South Asian, Indigenous, or Latin-American origin. Capitalizing “White” is even more vexing, as the people who seem to be calling most ardently for its capitalization are so often white-supremacist groups. The magazine recognizes the inconsistency in having “Black,” “brown,” and “white”; but, all things considered, for now it’s what we have decided to do. “

Nominated by: Mr Polly

A sad tale.

Pregnant influencer Emily Mitchell’s cause of death revealed after she passes away aged 36
Emily Mitchell, an influencer who passed away just before Christmas, died of a pulmonary embolism, her family has revealed.

Never heard of her but as an ‘influencer’ presumably she earned money for promoting shit. And the reason for this cunting? Well:-

‘Her family have revealed her cause of death on a GoFundMe set up to raise money for her grieving husband and children.’

There you have it. Why not turn a tragedy into a sordid fundraiser? If you live by making money from pointless ‘influencing’ fucking morons why not continue into the grave courtesy of your grasping husband.
Anyone wishing to contribute can look on GoFuckme.

(Link provided by Cuntlestiltskin – NA)

Nominated by: Cunstable Cuntbubble

I nominate Keith Allen and the song Vindaloo, and all the cunt actors that appear in that pop video. This appeared as a recommendation on YouTube. I watched it and felt sick. That’s when the rot set in. Labour supporting Luvvie cunts trying to be popular.

Keith Allen is a Welsh cunt. If history could be rewritten everything half decent he has done should have been performed by Robert Llewellyn and this annoying cunt should have died 40 years ago.

It was made in 1998 and features many cunt actors of the day: Keith Allen, Paul Kaye (Dennis Pennis), a young Lily Allen, David Wallaims and Matt Lucas (In their Mash and Peas Sweaters).

There are 2 actors portraying Max Wall as Professor Wallofski presumably because John Cleese was too expensive to do a funny walk. Do these air head cunts even know who Max Wall was?

The only ones I could stand were Rowland Rivron as a guardsman and allegedly Malcolm Hardee is in the video but I can’t see him.

Nominated by :Anton Pillar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va6nPu-1auE&ab_channel=UnionSquareMusic