(Spot the Gorilla! – DA)
Hello all my fellow counters, I want to nominate tessica brown, yes that’s right it’s not a typo, this dumb yank decided to use gorilla glue to stick her hair down, subsequently the dumb cunt tried to remove the with several attempts, landing her in hospital with doctors unsuccessfully trying to remove the glue from her hair, the dumb cunt is now attempting to sue gorilla glue company, they have released a statement that you should never use the glue on yourself, darwin theory says that this dumb bitch should never breed, the part of me that says gorilla glue she too its description too honestly, what a dumb cunt
Nominated by: Sidthesexistsforeskin
And seconded by Captain Magnanimous:
Tessica Brown is a cunt, isn’t she.
How dare Gorilla Glue not inform people to use their glue as hair product? That’s why Tessica Brown has hired a lawyer and might sue them, the irresponsible, uncaring (probably racist) bastards.
She attempted to flatten her frizz and when nothing else worked reach for this powerful adhesive. Clearly, Gorilla Glue should have indicated some sort of warning which would protect young ladies who didn’t know about potent glue and didn’t have much apetitude.
Wait a minute. She’s 40. A gown woman, and an “influencer” for Tik-Tok (Psh). She subsequently posted videos of herself at the hospital where they had to burn off her hair to try to salvage it. She must’ve gone bananas.
Here’s some advice: If you’re going to do ridiculously stupid things and use products for something different than it advertises, don’t humiliate yourself with videos advertising you’re a moron.
She’s learnt an important lesson here: Don’t be a stupid cunt.
…and thirded by mystic maven
Tessica Brown AKA the Gorilla Glue Girl.
You may have heard of this imbecile, if not, the story is that she didn’t have any hair glue left (something which some black women apparently use to glue their hair flat on their head), so she used gorilla glue instead and now has a head resembling a billiard ball. The daft cow went onto soshul meeja to bemoan her lot and to show the entire world just what a clueless cunt she is.
She has also created a crowd funding page so she can sue the manufacturers, presumably for her own stupidity. The saddest thing is that she has supporters who have apparently raised over $13,000 so far. They have also managed to bring systemic racism into the equation somehow. Another display of human regression.
