Dead Pool [203]

Congratulations to Boris the boilsucker.Has he won dead pool 202? “no no no no no no no yes”.Indeed he has as he correctly predicted the Vicar of Dibley actor Trevor Peacock would be next to conk out. Peacock was 89 and died following a long struggle with dementia.

On to Dead Pool 203.You Know the Rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

So on your marks, ready….set…..go!

84 thoughts on “Dead Pool [203]

  1. Jimmie Krankie (SNP politician and cunt, not Janette Tough the entertainer)
    Ian Blackford (fat, boring, annoying SNP politician and cunt)
    John Swinney (SNP politician and useless cunt)
    Kate Forbes (SNP Finance Minister at Holyrood (and cunt). Studied under Diane Abbott to obtain her present arithmetic skills)
    Ash Sarkar (Novara Media, a Communist and the epitome of a cunt)

  2. Jack Nicholson

    Henry Kissinger

    Leslie Phillips

    Richard O Sullivan

    Ozzy Osbourne

    Nice dancing, Boris.

      • I’ve done a few in the past and no doubt will do again. But I won’t just be filling out a form for the sake of it – it WILL be something I feel strongly about.

  3. I always liked Trevor, sorry to see him go.

    Bob Newhart
    Desmond Morris
    Eva Marie Saint
    Jean-Paul Belmondo
    Tippi Hedren

  4. Dame Maggie Smith (legendary actress)
    Bernard Cribbins (wombling along)
    Virginnia Mckenna (actress & Joyce Adams lookalike)
    Richard Chamberlain (Old ducky)
    Thomas Markle (will die of shame for his bitch dotter)

  5. Eleanor Rosalynn Carter
    Walter Mondale
    Norman Lloyd
    Sonny Barger
    Patricia Routledge.
    Trevor was a pretty decent songwriter in his day.

  6. Eddie Richardson
    Freddie Foreman
    Sammy Gravano
    Peter Gotti
    Ralph Natale (former boss of the Philadelphia Mob).

  7. Archbishop Desmond tu tu.
    Tom Baker
    June Brown dot cotton
    Naga munchetty
    Leslie Phillips

  8. Leslie Caron
    Mel Brooks
    Woody Allen
    Alain Delon
    Jimmy Carter

    If anyone has any of these before me, good for you.

      • Thanks Dickie. I usually do a search first on each of my picks; I just couldn’t be a*sed today. Will do better next time!

    • Oh fuck looks like my George Shultz died February 9 FFS I had him nominated for the last 3 pools! I wish somebody told me oh well my fault I suppose. Switch with Chuck Schumer please

      • I must be a dyslexic cunt I meant February 6

        I’ll replace Pope Francis with Nancy Pelosi (a ghoulish old harpy cunt witch who refuses to die but its worth a shot) after I noticed Cumnock nicked him off me

  9. Vanessa Redgrave
    Burt Bacharach
    Jerry Lee Lewis
    Mel Brooks
    and not to leave out the skidmarks here’s a token
    Sidney Poitier

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