Dead Pool [203]

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Congratulations to Boris the boilsucker.Has he won dead pool 202? “no no no no no no no yes”.Indeed he has as he correctly predicted the Vicar of Dibley actor Trevor Peacock would be next to conk out. Peacock was 89 and died following a long struggle with dementia.

On to Dead Pool 203.You Know the Rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

So on your marks, ready….set…..go!

84 thoughts on “Dead Pool [203]”

  2. Owen jones,
    Steptoe corbyn
    Cliff Richard
    Ringo
    The real Elvis currently at the north pole.

    • Surely Elvis is in one of the flying saucers stored at area 51?
      I saw it on Youtube 😀

      • Yep, he invented Covid and then came up with the cure…down in the ghetto.

  3. 1. Meghan Markle.
    2. Prince Harry Half-Wit.
    3. Oprah Winfrey
    4. Dr Seuss.
    5. Piers Moron.

      • Yep. But he’s about to die a second death courtesy of the woke mob. It looks terminal this time.

  5. Khaled Mashal
    Paul McCartney
    Wayne Osmond
    Brian De Palma
    Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown.

    Not familiar with the Peacock chap’s oeuvre, but RIP.

  6. Dame Shirley Williams
    James Earl Jones
    William Daniels (the voice of KITT)
    Peter Higgs (he of the Boson)
    Linda Nolan

  7. Peter Lorimer
    June Brown
    Slick Woods
    Tom Smith (rugby)
    Tom Parker (The Wanted)

  8. Buzz Aldrin
    Vernon Wells (Freddie Mercury look alike from Commando)
    George Kooymans (of the band Golden earring)
    Sam Elliott (American actor)
    Sho Kosugi

  10. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Barry Humphries
    Alex Ferguson
    Eve Marie Saint

      • I was extremely snowed under at work all day yesterday with vile cuntery and chillingly evil and wicked bastards (and that’s just the Senior Criminal Clerk and the Junior Fees Clerk) I am genuinely so pleased it was you who pre-empted me, JR.
        As I said a couple of hours earlier HRH is the only choice meinerseits. I hear it’s not looking that bad right now, but he has been pretty ill.

  13. Jon voight
    Mary Berry
    Christopher walken
    Bill Cosby
    Michael Caine

  15. John Carpenter
    Al Leong
    Tom Atkins
    Derren Nesbitt
    Chrissy Hynde

    At least there’s one Boris out there that can get something right…

  16. Marky Ramone
    Alexi Navalny
    Bobbie wine
    Sheridan smith
    Beast of Bolsover

  17. Yoko fucking Ono before some unspeakable thieving cunt gets in.
    Danglebert Pimpledick,who is to music what Cyril Smith was to hangliding (B. Manning)
    Lyndsey buckingham
    Eric Burdon
    Alan Price

  18. Irene Papas
    William Russell
    Robert Fyfe
    Roger Corman
    Mário Zagallo *

    * Brazilian World Cup winner as a player (1958 & 1962), manager (1970) and assistant manager (1994).

  19. Arthur Scargill
    Jonathan King
    Ken Livingstone
    Jean-Claude Druncker
    Imelda Marcos

  20. Emperor Akihito
    Bill Oddie
    Jacques Delors
    Harry Belafonte
    Shane MacGowan
    0

  21. The everlasting ……..
    Stanley Baxter
    Nehemiah Persoff
    Bill Ward
    John Astin
    Dickie Davies

    Bang on, Boris.

  23. George Soros
    James Abbott Thompson (Suicide)
    Vince Cable
    Rupert Murdoch
    Paul Gadd

  28. Jesse Jackson
    Janet Jackson
    Latoya Jackson
    Samuel L. Jackson
    Glenda Jackson

  29. William Shatner.
    Bill Wyman.
    Michael Aspel.
    Yazmin Alibah Brown.
    June Lockhart.

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