Oh yes, my favourite “Quality Belgian Beer” brewed in England along with that “American” beer, Budweiser. Cunts!
Until recently the wife beater beer proudly proclaimed that it was 5% alcohol on it’s cans. Now, in very small letters it has been reduced to 4.80 %. Yeah, and they thought nobody had fucking noticed.
So now I have to consume another 2 or 3 cans before I find the courage to punch a woman in the face!
What a fucking rip off!
Nominated by: Freddie the Frog
As we already know Kerry Katona is a cunt, but if she hasn’t been on here before she needs to be nominated.
The talentless, attention-seeking alco slapper sees the opportunity for some attention/sympathy. I strongly suspect there will be a book launch coming up Lilly Mong style.
Anyway this fuck monkey has decided to release a video of herself with a red nose, sniffing and coughing, saying she has Covid. More like a mild cold I suspect, and she is now crying because she didn’t get the sympathy she was expecting.
Instead everyone thinks she is taking the piss and it’s all bollocks and a bit of attention seeking. Well Kerry you live by the sword you die by the sword, nobody believes a word of it and even in the unlikely event that it’s true nobody gives a fuck….
Nominated by: Fuglyucker
(Update: turns out she did test positive for Covid. But we kept the nom because she’s still a bit of a z-lister cunt – DA
https://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/kerry-katona-coronavirus-conspiracy-theory-23236972 )
Congratulations to Coolforcunts who correctly predicted Larry King would be the next cunt to go off air (see what I did there?). King was a well known talk show host and interviewer with a crazy long career in television. He was 87.
On to Deadpool 192.You know the rules:
1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.
2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.
3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.
So on your marks, ready….set…..go!
Amazon product question answerers……?
Ok, so this is a niche cunting, but it really really fucks me off.
Short background; Amazon has a section on each product listing where you can ask a question, and then customers who have bought the product can answer those questions. Seems like a simple, efficient way of knowing if that product is right for you…….except; the only people who respond are thick as fudge, examples:
Q: Is this bpa free?
I believe so but to be honest I’ve thrown the leaflet out so can’t be certain.
Amazon Customer · 7 months ago
Q: which country is it manufactured?
I have no idea. It wasn’t something that I was a deciding factor for me buying it.
blueonyx · 3 months ago
Q: Where is this made?
Going to guess that it’s in a factory
Ben · 2 months ago
The last one is clearly a troll, but you get the picture. Most people reply with “I don’t know” or “I haven’t used it for that”. Then why fucking respond you fucking gonad?! This, to me, is how social media has re-wired people’s brains, they feel like they have to post something, anything, even if they know fuck all about what they’re talking about.
Sorry for the very obscure rant and you won’t have a clue what I’m on about unless you’ve experienced this yourselves. But I feel better for getting it off my chest. Maybe product reviews would be a broader cunting, but they’re hit and miss, this however, is excruciating.
(Kindly be aware that Amazon supports BLM. News story here . Plus the report of 18 companies, including Amazon, who give BLM money here. – NA)
Nominated by: elcuntio
Seconded by Spanky Mc Spank with this:
I will second this, Amazon sellers get asked all sorts of useless questions by a thick uneducated public.
Will this PS5 game work on my PC?
Does the original Gameboy have an HDMI socket?
Why does my head resemble a cabbage?
Fuck the lot of them.
…and although not directly related, here’s another one from Halloween Cunthook
Amazon.
Not only are they having a dick sizing comp but the likes of amazon twatter, facey space, yt and gobble are now showing the world exactly who’s boss.
Silencing Trump via platforms and all talk of what the sane thinking world actually knows what happened and all the while claiming “it’s because violence incited” they are blatantly allowing shit that goes the other way along with it.
It’s almost as if Dorsey, Zuckerberg and Bezos got a little side bet going to see who can take the piss the most.
Billionaire cunts all of them.
Who you may ask well please read on.
This cunt attacked and homosexually assaulted a vulnerable man in Newcastle city centre. Now this total cunt used to be a shepherd in Sudan and has been welcomed into the UK with I’m sure a home, money and other goodies at the taxpayers’ expense.
Now I’m not sure what happens in that shit hole Sudan, but I’m sure attacking someone and making them suck your cock is illegal (in fact bum fun of any sort is illegal in Sudan – very progressive). I’m sure he knew that it would also be illegal in the UK. But does he shoulder the blame and accept that what he did was wrong in getting some poor vulnerable citizen to nosh him off?. N,o the cunt blames the promiscuous nature of Newcastle town centre and the fact that he had a bevvy (also outlawed in Sudan – again very progressive).
This cunt is still classified as an asylum seeker, and no doubt lawyers are queueing up to take his case and ensure he stays in the UK to harass and threaten other natives. This cunt should be put on a plane before he even goes to jail and he can fuck right back off to Khartoum.
This cunt should have been deported immediately, so he could return to his flock, who are no doubt missing him and his helmet. Instead he is to be detained at Her Majesty’s pleasure and our expense for 15 months. Guaranteed when he gets out he will qualify for all sorts of counselling, aid and benefits. Meanwhile one of our ‘native’ citizens is left terrified and in fear.
Nominated by: Cuntsince1066