Dead Pool [203]

Congratulations to Boris the boilsucker.Has he won dead pool 202? “no no no no no no no yes”.Indeed he has as he correctly predicted the Vicar of Dibley actor Trevor Peacock would be next to conk out. Peacock was 89 and died following a long struggle with dementia.

On to Dead Pool 203.You Know the Rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

So on your marks, ready….set…..go!

Comparative Religion

This is one of my religious Noms which have proven so popular in the past (the amount of posts I mean not the pro-religious sentiments). Will it be the last? Let’s hope so.

I’ve been reading about Juan Diego the Mexican peasant who had a vision of the Virgin. About the miraculous image that appeared on his cloak -‘Our Lady of Guadalupe’.

The miracle occurred in the C16 and was said to have helped convert the whole of South America. And I’m sure it did. One figure was that 10 million converted after the apparition. But there might be one other very good reason the natives took to the new religion. Their old religion. Which was basically based on human sacrifice to placate the gods. And we are talking hundreds of thousands sacrificed in their temples every year..

I was once in the British Museum looking at Aztec religious art. One word; DARK.
The film ‘The Mission’ is about this. Which can be summed by saying the Indians fiercely resisted the Spanish slave-traders, gold-speculators and the rest but embraced the religion of the missionaries that came with them enthusiastically. The Catholic missionaries literally brought light into darkness. Can we really compare the two?
I once heard someone say ”there is good and bad religion like there is good and bad science’ which I think is broadly true.

‘Cathargo est delenda’ cried Cato the Elder after every speech he gave in the Roman Senate. Carthage must be destroyed. Why? Well most historians say it was because it was becoming a powerful economic rival to Rome. But there was another reason; MOLOCH. The religion of Moloch. Once again human sacrifice demanded. This time infants. And it was deeply entrenched -so much so it would be like a family going to church now for a christening but instead of the priest pouring water on the baby’s head he would chop it off.

This was around 200 BC. Yes even the bloodthirsty pre-Christian Romans couldn’t stomach it. See the ‘gods’ of the Roman pantheon were homely and practical and….not like the Greek gods which had descended into sexual perversion. Pagan Rome was civilised. Their religion didn’t sacrifice children. Once again can we compare the two?

Frazer’s ‘The Golden Bough’ is very influential in the development of the subject of Comparative Religion. Basically his view was magic leads to religion which in turn is superseded by science. And he picked practices and rituals from all religions and said see they’re all the same. They come from the same inspiration, the same human impulse. Many examples. But religion is a universal human activity so there are bound to be similarities.

Something from Waugh- in his diaries he noted Aldous Huxley had said something like ‘the catholic mass is the same as a Hindu ritual or ceremony because they both use incense’. Waugh wrote after ‘only a very intelligent man could write something as stupd as that’. Hindus have many gods, Christianity is monotheistic. There is no comparison between the two.

I know you’ll all be happy with calling our Muslim neighbours ‘our brothers and sisters’. But it’s true, they are. I have difficulty with the Jews but I recognise Moses and Abraham as (in the words of the Mass) ‘our fathers in faith’. We are from the same Abrahamic seed. But having said that they are district religions. We might pray to the same God but we have totally different practices, theologies.

Cut to the chase-what I don’t like about Comparative Religion, what is behind it of course; ‘all religions are the same’, ‘there is no difference between them’, ‘it’s all bunkum so forget about it’.

I apologize in advance for yet another religious Nom. But there you are.
The study of Comparative Religion is less than useless.

Nominated by: Miles Plastic

Deathlist


I would like to cunt the once venerable Deathlist, source of so many Dead Pool noms down the years, for their celebration of Rush Limbaugh’s death in their obituary to him. He was certainly a controversial figure, and may well have said a lot of crap, but revelling in the death of someone because you don’t agree with their opinions is absolutely sickening, and I for one will be boycotting the website in future.

Nominated by: General Tso’s Chiggun

A link and additional commentary provided by: TheBestRevengeIsLivingWell

https://deathlist.net/

The General is quite correct in his appraisal of the Deathlist site regarding their repugnant bias when it comes who they perceive has the right to express a legitimate opinion and who the perceive has not!

They, post mortem, slated Rush Limbaugh, who according to them is “far right” for his views on Feminism, Trump and LGBTQPRSVP, yet eulogised Ruth Bader Ginsberg, like she was the patron saint of, can say or do no wrong!

Fuck off!

Phil Young


Phil Young. Who I hear you ask. Well this gentleman of colour is a former snowboarder and one time presenter of C4s cult ( in other words, no fucker watched it) snowboarding show in the 90s.
Apparently he’s wondering why there are so few BAME skiers and snowboarders on the pistes of Europe! Fucking obvious to many I would guess, but this chippy cunt thinks it’s white mans fault.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/winter-sports/56132030

According to Phillip, the Windrush generation were wickedly urbanised by whitey and therefore kept away from the countryside so as not to spoil the view. Also he’s calling on ski resorts to reach out to the disadvantaged BAME community.
I hate to say it Phil but i imagine the likes of Cloisters etc are quite happy with not being raped, robbed or stabbed. Besides, I’m sure there are no KFC branches in the Swiss alps. They’d fucking starve!

Phil Young you are a race baiting cunt!

Nominated by: Field Marshal Cuntgomery

Demi Lavato

A great ass does little to nothing to make this bird a Skyscraper sized cunt (see what I did).
Apparently said cunt believes gender reveal celebrations are “transphobic” as they only celebrate 2 genders.

Ok. My mind is brimming over with rants against this minion of the religion of wokeness. I will spare you all a War and Peace sized rant and turn it over to The Fellowship of Cunters with whom I share this hallowed site.
Do your worst as this cunt deserves every bit of it.

With reverence,

Meat Curtains

https://mol.im/a/9303075

Nominated by: Meat Curtains