White knights

A cunting for the phenomenon of white knights.

I’m talking about the gentleman who steps in when a man is thrashing his woman in public and calling her a dog and cunt. I’m referring to the guys who get involved in minor disagreements between men and women, whether they are in a relationship or not.

I think you know the type; hipsterish countenance and demeanour, a bit pale, perhaps taller than you but lanky and 5 stone lighter, having never lifted anything heavier than a bottle of craft ale in their lives, which makes him unprepared for encounters with real men in the real world outside Twitter and Reddit.

White knights have a purpose in a way they may not have considered.
When they heroically intervene on the behalf of m’lady (a woman they barely know or complete strangers) the man engaged in the disagreement with the woman can then turn to Sirr Blanco and proceed to beat him to a smooth pate.

This happened to a friend who is a no. 8 for his local rugby team. He was having a bit of a heated debate with a girl he worked with and knew very well. Sir blanco stepped forward in his sherlock coat and wanker hair and started being a condescending cockwomble. He soon found himself sprawled on the floor of the pub as my mate launched him with one arm.

His sort really are saving women from toxic male aggression. Such a good sport.

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

Sandra Igwe

Just seen this racist bitch on the news whining about the way she was treated during pregnancy because she was black. She claimed white women would not have been treated with such indifference, and has set up something called “The Motherhood Group” which serves to foster anti white prejudice and claims that black women are five times more likely to die in childbirth than white women.

https://metro.co.uk/2020/03/24/black-women-neglected-12406357/

The best thing then, is do us all a favour and stop breeding.

Nominated by: Duke of Cuntshire

Chestfeeding


A nomination for the complete and utter cunts in Brighton, this new world order have gone into overdrive and to keep up with the trend of freaks and misfits to push the gender/LGBT shit.

So what have they done to boil the piss, well it’s an age old natural mothers ability to breastfeed, this term in existence from the year dot has now to be described as chestfeeding

For fuck sake, Man is Man, woman is woman and this deviant shit needs to be stopped.

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/breastfeeding-is-now-chestfeeding-brightons-trans-friendly-midwives-are-told-pwlvmcnc7

Nominated by: Sick of it

Non-Essential Jobs

A nomination for non-essential jobs in the post-covid economy.

Let’s be honest; there’s a surplus of useless people who wont get stuck in because they think they’re above it all., but are really quite stupid.

The nurses are getting stuck in. The doctors are getting stuck in. The army are getting stuck in. The builders are getting stuck in. The shop assistants are getting stuck in. The binmen and mcdonalds burger flippers are getting stuck in.

When the vaccines are rolling out, the barmen and waitresses will get stuck in.

The gender theorists and people with Ph.Ds. in utter bullshit? The artistic types dancing about? Not so much.

Time to get the economy straight, let the non-jobs die off through economic selection, therefore reducing labour and lib dem voters to penury.

No more grants for research into gender wank or for artistic types. If these luvvies have such amazing imaginations they can fucking perform in a public park.

There’s nothing stopping these twats from filming or performing Shakespeare in a park or disused power station.

I bet Brian Blessed and Peter O’Toole would’ve done it as long as you gave them a lift to the pub afterwards.

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

Belts and Braces

(Desperately trying not to think of MNC – DA)

I keep seeing a couple of daft old sods who wear belts and braces.

They waddle around with their beer bellies sticking out between the braces and hovering above the belt. What´s the frigging point of wearing a belt AND braces?

Are they neurotic and insecure?

Bondage fans?

Is this the first step before taking to adult nappies?

Nominated by: Mr Polly