A Whiff of Bullshit

A whiff of bullshit.

The fucking news lead tonight is the fact that some half breed soap opera actress has won something or other against the Daily Mail. Who gives a fuck? But wait. What’s that smell? Can you smell bullshit?

Here’s the rub:

Mr Justice Warby granted Meghan “summary judgment” in her claim for misuse of private information against the publisher of the Mail on Sunday and MailOnline, meaning that part of the case is resolved without a trial.’

Resolved without trial. Mark those words. There’s that whiff again. Bullshit perhaps?

This means that the royal family will not have their dirty washing aired in public. Thanks to a judge. Or, if you like, the Establishment has once again closed ranks to protect their own. We have seen this before, Judges, behind closed doors, in London regarding Brexit.

I am getting it strong now. The fetid odour of full blown bullshit.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-56028583

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.

Seaford Head School


Hardly a day goes by without an article about somebody wishing to rename something because they don’t like the people associated with the current name. I barely manage to get past the first sentences of these articles without being overcome by an overwhelming urge to cunt the ‘offended’ on this august website.

Today’s offering which makes my blood, piss, semen, sweat and spittle boil comes from Seaford Head School in East Sussex which wishes to rename houses currently named after Winston Churchill and J.K. Rowling.

https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/19074602.seaford-school-drops-churchill-jk-rowling-house-names/

The idiotic pupils at this school believe that Churchill was responsible for “torturing many” and do not like Rowling’s “words about the trans community”. I suppose the teachers of this school also need a good cunting for failing to teach history and biology properly.

If this is how the younger generation is being raised, I hope that the human race will become extinct. These stupid young cunts should be sent off to the re-education camps in Xinjiang, China and force-fed bat soup until they learn what a great country the UK is and how many great people hail from these magnificent islands.

Nominated by: Hard Brexit Cunt

Ayatollah Abbas Tabrizian

Vaccine conspiracy rumours are cunts, aren’t they.

Bill Gates is tryna mess wiv my DNA, innit!
You’ll become a genetically-modified human being!
It’s a transfection agent!
Them’s tryna put a microchip into my body!
It turns you into a batty boy!

Say what now? What was that last one?

Ayatollah Abbas Tabrizian, an Islamic cleric, has allegedly told his 210,000 followers on social media to avoid the vaccine because people who have had their shots “have become homosexuals.”

Well shut that door!

Is this religious nutcase trying to become the new Borat? Back in March, he claimed the Coof could be cured by putting `violet oil’ on your arse. A couple of million global deaths later, COVID must’ve been deadlier than he thought. Either that or there wasn’t enough violet oil or patchouli to go around.

Psh.

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9239805/Iranian-cleric-says-Covid-19-vaccine-turns-people-gay.html

Outdoor Mask Wearing

I would like to nominate outdoor mask wearing.

Seriously, what is the fucking point? I can understand the rationale behiind wearing one in a busy city street, even if the virulence (or lack of) of Covid outdoors does make it somewhat unnecessary. But people are doing this in my small town as well, where social distancing is practically the default and where their risk of catching the virus outside is about the same as the risk of being trampled on by an elephant. There’s even one stupid woman who wears those surgical gloves as well. How paranoid can these morons get?

Nominated by: General Tso’s Chiggun 

…and on a similar note, this from mystic maven

Covid mask droppers are filthy disgusting cunts. You see these manky blue things all over the place, just waiting for a small kid to touch and catch all those stinking germs, or maybe a dog to swallow it.

I hope all those cunts catch the virus and die quickly, save the NHS having to waste their time treating them.

…and this from Sixdog Vomit

Face masks are a cunt.

I wear one where required because it makes other people feel safer not because I believe they really help fend of the plague. I am not going to be wearing two at a time though, not a chance.

What really grinds me about face masks is the way they are casually abandoned in the street. With three dogs in the house I do a lot of dog walking. During the dog walks I encounter face masks strewn on the pavements, hanging from bushes, see people discard them without a second thought, I see more discarded face masks than I see other people’s dog shit that lazy cunts think they are above cleaning up.

Now if anything is a potential source of covid a used face mask must be near the top of the list, you’d think that there would be fines above and beyond littering for improper disposal of the fucking things. You’d think there would be strict rules for the disposal of face masks as medically contaminated waste.

But no, in the middle of a pandemic that’s lead to economic catastrophe, that’s caused over 100k deaths, where people have been placed under what amounts to house arrest the majority of people and the government don’t seem to see improper disposal of the legally mandated face wear worthy of a second thought.

It makes no sense at all in context of the narrative.

Nick Abbott


Nick Abbott LBC. 12/12/2021 @ 21:00. The most arrogant prick I’ve ever had to listen to he isn’t even funny, he is just rude. He literally just talks over everyone and doesn’t listen. I would most certainly say he is worse than James O’Brien and that’s saying something.

Why would anyone call in? I think they need a lobotomy.
(Maybe they have and that’s why they call in – NA)

Nominated by: Clown Clown the Cunty Man