The Census is a cunt.

First I heard we were having one was on the BBC News at 10 tonight. Of course they were interviewing an LGBTQI++ couple saying how great a gay census is. It is also online. I asked Mrs Pillar how you are informed to fill in the online form. She said you get an email. What? Does the government have an email address for everyone in the UK? Including people over 75 that don’t have a computer?

The Welsh and Northern Ireland are doing it at the same time as England. It is devolved so viewers in Scotland won’t do it until next year – well that’s really handy for a single nation isn’t it?

It used to be that you could get a fine if you didn’t fill the fucker in. It is now all online and biased towards LGBT, immos, assorted Eurotrash and other cunts. How are they going to get responses from everyone?

I remember my dad getting really worried about filling in something trivial about 1986 like, “We could get fined if we don’t tell them how much spaghetti we eat”. Fucking Tesco’s and Amazon know more about me than the fucking government know by taking a census. Fucking cheeky poke nosed bastards.

Take your out of date census and shove it up your arse you cunts.

Nominated by: Anton Pillar

I listened to the News a couple of days ago and have a few conflicting thoughts.

1, a group of people, I believe calling themselves “reclaim the streets” had asked to hold a vigil, they were told no by the high court.

2, The people of Burma took to the streets to protest about the recent Military takeover of their country.

Now here things sort of differ, in case one we have an appointed judiciary who said “No there is a pandemic on, nothing happens”.
in case 2 we have “fuck you lump it or die”

so end game case 2, I think 50 shot dead (forget about injury’s) and a rather rum time had by all from a non elected repressive regime.

end game 1, a load of people joined an illegal gathering and the police dispersed it.

The fuss on the tv/Radio “crowd dispersed by police” , meanwhile 50 die in Burma.

Bottom line, the high court said do not do it and the police enforced it, you want the police to enforce your view of the law?
Start by following the law, its always good to be friends with the people you need.

Nominated by: lord benny(not quite deceased, but close)

I’m not talking about the blokes who were charged…I’m on about the fucking idiots who fell for the scam. The “victims” must have been aware that it wasn’t “legit” and yet are now whinging about ” the horrendous financial impact and the impact on their mental health this had on them.”…What a fucking nerve…keen enough to get involved in some dodgy scheme when they thought there might be a few quid in it for them but now crying because they have been had.

Personally I’d have been too embarrassed to admit that I was fooled by what
certainly doesn’t look to be the most sophisticated gang of conmen…I definitely wouldn’t have the brass balls to claim that I was a victim…indeed, I’d probably consider myself lucky not to be charged with attempting to defraud the phone companies.

I’d have liked to see the phone companies make the avaricious Cunts pay every fucking Penny of their contracts.

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/hartlepool-gang-hacked-facebook-accounts-20082438

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler 

(Black player Paul Ince captained England in 1993 – DA)

Cos I is black, innit.

‘The 46-year-old has previously said that he thinks he would have captained his country on a more permanent basis if he was white, and believes his managerial opportunities are similarly limited.’

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/sport/football/campbell-fans-need-to-ditch-archaic-attitudes-to-non-white-managers/ar-BB1eBi0w?ocid=msedgdhp
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He now seems to blame fans for lack of opportunity for black managers. I know fuck all, and care less about football but an industry as shallow and venal as football is hardly likely to reduce chances of success through racism. Fuck me they employ total cunts as both players and managers, regardless of ethnicity.

Once again we see the black’s entitlement and lack of understanding of the concept of merit. Poor fucking victim.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Have you seen it? It shows the Queen kneeling on Markle’s neck. Poor taste, but racist? What is the racist bit? The Queen being white in a position of power over a helpless black? Racist? Against whom? Or is it the fact that Markle is shown as brown? Is it racist to show that?

Answers on a fucking postcard to:

Whoever is outraged this week.
The guardian/independent/standard
Wokedom on Thames
London (of course)

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2021/03/15/charlie-hebdo-meghan-queen/
(Link provided by the dashing Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble