Chromebooks. Chromebooks are cunts.
Microshaft shafted Apple back in the the 80s and 90s.
Why can’t Google do the same thing by shafting Microshaft. Just make your keyboards and key strokes (Ctrl C and Ctrl V) the fucking same, you cunts.
You’re genii. Why can you not do this simple thing? I’m pretty sure (i am pissed, hence the lower case i) that this is not a trade mark issue.
Cuhnts (the drinks kicking in(.
Nominated by: Dark key cunt
A nomination for ugly singer songwriters like Lewis Capaldi and Ed Sheeran.
Ed Sheeran looks like a hydrocephalic Dr Zaius and Lewis Capaldi looks like a figurine of the Emperor from Star Wars after you’ve left him in your nan’s fireplace for a few minutes.
Their music is banal shite for Karens-in-training (i’m informed they are called ‘Beckies’) but at least they could look a bit rugged if they cant look conventionally handsome, a la Tom Waites.
Fucking hell girls, where are you standards?
Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime
Why is almost every famous person out there who tells the world about the wonderful benefits of veganism, such a monumental cunt? This time its 90’s electronica pioneer speccy slaphead Moby who is also an expert epidemiologist tweeting that veganism would stop pandemics.
“A reminder: in a vegan world there would be no pandemics,
100% of pandemics are zoonotic in origin. #veganforlife”.
Well thanks Doc, you bullshitting cunt. His claims were debunked straight away by actual eggheads pointing out that malaria and yellow fever are transferred through mosquito bites or cholera by contaminated water for example. I’m sure you average 14th century serf was wringing his hands over the lack of stuffed curried aubergines while the Black Death swept across Europe as golf ball sized cists grew on his neck.
So Moby, you weird scrawny looking fuck, stick to the meditating and finding enlightenment up your own arse.
Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator
https://metro.co.uk/2021/03/24/moby-vegan-pandemic-tweet-called-out-by-experts-14298589/
A meat and two veg, all that meat and no potatoes cunting please for roly-poly loud-mouthed lard-arsed TV cook, Jamie Oliver.
Due to his business “empire” going bust, and Jamie weighed down by the expense of keeping wife “Jules” in diamond vajazzles, we have had to pay half a million pounds to his disgruntled ex staff:
https://www.aol.co.uk/news/jamie-oliver-empire-collapse-costs-145153105.html
Clearly, they need the money more than thick as pig shit Jamie, but how disgraceful is it that this man can live in luxury, keep his big house, cars and TV shows and wash his hands of any responsibility to his staff.
Another champagne socialist on the take.
Nominated by: W. C. Boggs
Who is she? She is the advice and policy manager at Friends, Families and Travellers, a charity based in Brighton (it just had to be in Pîñkötown-on-Sea) that champions the rights of the Gïppö, Rômâ and Travęller communities (GRT).
She is up in arms because Pritti Patel and the Home Office are currently putting legislation through the House of Commons which criminalises trespassers with vehicles who intend to reside on private or public property without permission. This law, if passed, gives the Police the right to seize vehicles/caravans and issue fines to those who will not or cannot comply with instructions to move on.
According to Kirkby, their research shows that just 21.7% of Police bodies support the proposed legislation. If those figures are true, and I doubt they are, it would come as no surprise because Plod has been sh!t scared of the GRT mob for ages and probably fear having to properly earn their keep. However, I’ll bet Kirkby hasn’t bothered to ask Joe Public, who have to suffer the uninvited GRT parasîtës turning up, if they back the proposals or not for obvious reasons i.e. it’s likely there is overwhelming support in favour of a crackdown.
Another GRT advocate, bleats that councils don’t provide enough sites for them. Actually they do but the GRT would have to pay for the privilege and they don’t like having to pay for anything. They much prefer free pitches on someone elses property and then trashing it by dumping their sh!t and rubbish there when moving on leaving the poor landowner / council taxpayers to meet the cleanup costs.
As for infringing the Human Rights Act, that’s böllöcks. Article 1, HRA 1998 already states that every natural or legal person is entitled to the peaceful enjoyment of his possessions and that the State has the right to enforce such laws as it deems necessary to control the use of property in accordance with the general interest.
Therefore, I’m assuming this new proposal is simply intended to speed up the eviction .if the proposed legislation pbecomes law,and if (and it’s a big if with the wokey Police Chiefs, Police Commissioners and mard @rse councils) it’s properly enforced, then hopefully it may discourage the supposed 12% minority (and the rest) of the lawbreaking GRT taking the p!ss out of everyone else. If it adversely affects the claimed 88% of the GRT abiding by the rules then it’s just tough tîtty, they can blame their own kind for their misfortunes and sort it out amongst themselves the Ğýpsý way.
https://www.yorkshirepost.co.uk/news/people/a-direct-attack-gypsy-and-traveller-communities-campaign-against-new-law-to-fine-up-to-ps2500-for-roadside-camp-3171066
https://www.politicalite.com/tories/update-police-bill-travellers-outlawed-government-passes-new-law-destroying-gypsy-way-of-life-say-campaigners
Nominated by: Dickie Dribbler