(I could have uploaded a pic of Frog One, but then I saw this – his missus and Obama’s wife about to go down on each other – DA)

Nicolas Sarkozy is a cunt.

This corrupt little snail eating turd has got what was coming to him. 3 years in Le Nick. I dare say the slippery little cunt will either get out of it or only do a few months though. People who say Sarkozy is like a modern Napoleon are cunts. Sarkozy is just a French Derek Hatton (and a total cunt).

I am only sorry other two of the time cunts – Cameron and Clegg – haven’t bee lobbed in the big house and all.

Oh, and if Carla fancies a bit, I’m available.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-56237818

Nominated by: Norman

I would like to cunt pro-vaccine zealotry.

Now, I don’t particularly care what people’s views are on the vaccine. If you want to have it, go ahead. If you don’t, then that’s also your choice to make. You’ve gotta do whatever you feel is best for your heath.

Yet, according to quite a lot of people it seems, only one of those choices is acceptable. If you choose the second option, then you’re a blasphemous heathen denying the wonderful gospel of the Vaccine Panacea.

Let people make their own bloody minds up you cunts – individuals know what is best for their health, not you.

Nominated by: General Tso’s Chiggun

(Given the past volatility of similar vaccine nominations between cunters, please don’t resort to the same personal abuse. Thank you – DA)

No, not the month, melancholic though it is – the real dog days of summer in Britain when it is getting dark at 8.00 in the evening and the first fireworks are going off and the Xmas cards are appearing in Clintons. This cunting is for the offspring of that daft tart Princess Eugenie, who always looks as though she has had a red hot poker stuck up her arse, judging by the eyes wide open look of surprise on her ugly mug. They have called the poor little bleeder AUGUST:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9281213/Princess-Eugenie-husband-Jack-named-son-August-Philip-Hawke-Brooksbank.html

What a fucking liberty – Eugenie and all the other hangers on, including her mum Sarah Ferguson and her dad – the bloke who sang Thank Heavens For Little Girls (allegedly), just know they will never have to live in the real world like the rest of us. Can you see the little lad in 16 years time, clocking in, in his overalls with a name like August?

Nominated by :W. C. Boggs

A holy masters (mistresses) of disguise, Batman, cunting for a couple of sneaky “seniors” in the USA.

These two ‘grannies’ turned up for their second dose of the vaccine ? but staff became suspicious when their birth dates didn’t match up. They were subsequently rumbled and the police were called who issued the two women, aged 34 and 44, with trespass notices.

On a serious note, it was a pretty lowdown dirty trick to rob genuine seniors of the dose by jumping the queue but this story has made my week for more than one reason. I’m hesitant to admit both these ‘grannies’ seem well worth a portion of something injected into them, but thankfully having watched the video realised with great relief I haven’t got gilf fever after all, phwooaaaarrrrrrr ?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-canada-56138699

Nominated by: TheBestRevengeIsLivingWell 

Bitcoin is a cunt.

I don’t get “crypto currencies” and the more I read about them the more I glaze over. What irritates me beyond belief is the number of spam emails offering this crap which turn up in my in box. My spam filter misses them and even though I mark them as junk I still get dozens a day. The email addresses they come from are all made up of badly spelt fake names and gibberish. Obviously generated by some sick bastard sitting in Nigeria or some other scam hell hole.

I wouldn’t touch this “investment” with a barge pole as it seems to be based on a complete and utter fallacy. Bitcoin exists only in cyberspace and is not backed by gold reserves or any other tangible asset.

The fact that that huge wanker Elon Musk is now allowing his Tesla cars to be bought by Bitcoin does not convince me one iota.

The world’s monetary system is crazy enough as it is without adding more instability.

My good lady and myself will continue to maintain the family fortune in premium bonds and post office savings.

Nominated by: Lord Helpuss