Police and Crime Commissioners


Police and Crime Commissioners are useless cunts.

On 6 May we will be able to vote for Police and Crime Commissioners (PCC) who will do fuck all for the next four years except get big salaries (there are 41 of the cunts ffs, all with big offices run by highly paid CEOs) and do as they are told by the Chief Constable.

I tried to think of an instance when our PCC had ever done anything to improve policing and reduce crime in our area. Unsurprisingly I could come up with fuck all unless you count making the police fucking invisible whenever there is any crime .

Nobody is fooled by these token elections for faceless cunts that we never hear of from one election to the next. The public fiances have been wiped out by the Covid fiasco and unprecedented levels of austerity are on the way. Surely PCCs are a luxury we can no longer afford? Time to pull the plug on these leeches?

https://www.electoralcommission.org.uk/i-am-a/candidate-or-agent/police-and-crime-commissioner-elections

Nominated by: Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

Cher [2]


Daft wokie twat has to have her say about the Chicken George trial. She tweeted “ if only I had been there…..I might have been able to help.”
Oh really? Now what the fuck would you be doing in the black area of Minneapolis? There are no 4 grand a night hotels down there darling. Maybe you could have saved his druggie life with a rendition of “Turn Back Time” you fucking bandwagon jumper?
By the way, has this skank apologised yet for “Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves”. That’s well raaaaaaay-sist.

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

John Oliver [2]


John Oliver is a cunt. This British twat pontificates on his American late night show. He is basically the American James OBrian but has lifted his entire style from Ben Elton. Swap Thatcher for Trump. What a boring cunt. With Trump gone hes going after Tucker Carlson. Look him up. What a wanker.

Nominated by: smugcunt

Jen Psaki – WH Press Secretary

(No, it’s not really her! – DA)

I nominate the libtard stooge Jen Psaki; for being a cold, loathsome cunt!

It’s amusing watching her painstaking antics of showing just how real and responsible Biden and their fellow party are. Her lurid makeup free deadpan of a face will make any heterosexual male vomit from disgust.

Her plain dressed attire shows off a new appeal to the “socialist look,” that would even have made the late Kim Jong il envious. Her pretentious socialist display is an act. Like all members of this vile and villainous bunch before her. They’re rotten and putrid stench reeks of dishonesty and thievery.

Socialism may sound like a noble cause for mankind’s woes, but if one heeds closer, it’s always been in return for their own personal gain. It’s been a curse upon society from the beginning. By the leaders claiming to be doing the good will of the people. Deprivation of your fellow man and society in general is morally wrong. It’s a bastardized ideology that’s contaminating its way back into the 21st century.

PS Sorry if it may have sounded like a rant. I did my best, considering I’m not a journalist and English is my second language (Aramaic is originally my mother tongue).

Thank you,

Nominated by: Dagnabbit

…and this from Meat Curtains

Jen Psaki
(Pronounced Jen Socky)
Here in the States we have to see and hear this cunt constantly. For those who don’t know who the fuck she is, she is Demented Joe Biden’s mouthpiece (press secretary). While she stands behind her guilded podium attempting to defend the indefensible, I feel my piss reach critical mass. This cunt accepted the job of trying to publicly and with a straight face, explain that the U.S. is NOT being invaded from the South, and NOT being turned into a woke Marxist shithole. Not sure how this bitch sleeps. As chief agent of Biden’s Ministry of Truth she pumps out her bullshit but assures us that all is well now that Orangeman is gone and Creepy Sleepy Joe has supplanted him.
From the safety of her Washington DC enclave she doesn’t have to deal with the disastrous policies she is promoting. I’d like to see this cunt forced to live out her days near the Rio Grande River where she can hear the gunshots of cartel wars and illegal aliens passing through.
She is as good at her job as she can be but it meant she traded her conscience for a throne in the Cunt Hall of Shame.

MH370 Conspiracy Theories


Today’s dollop of tinfoilhattery comes from a French journalist called Florence de Changy, who is peddling a book about her theory of what happened to the Malaysian airline after it disappeared from radar.

Obviously the US are the bad guys, and she says she came to her conclusion after reporting on the disappearance for several years and has ‘debunked’ all the other explanations, and say that all the countries involved in the ‘fake’ search for the plane after it went missing are colluding in the cover up.

One of those countries is Vietnam, who have a little bit of history with America, which might not make it an enemy, but will probably not want to involve itself in covering up a US military operation that resulted in the deaths of civilians.

de Changy claims the Americans wanted to get their hands on some tech that was poorly labelled on the manifest, and made the airliner disappear from radar by flying an AWACS plane above and below it to blank it from the radar, then ordered it to land. When the pilots refused, MH370 was then shot down.

Far fetched doesn’t come close.

I can’t work out if she is mad, or she is writing this bollocks to make money of cunts who will now believe anything as long as it’s anti authoritarian, or most likely, a bit of both.

Cue lots of ‘expert’ theories by those who gained overnight diplomas in avionics, aerodynamics, satellite positioning and capture data, global tidal behaviour, and a greater understanding of the complex relationships between the governments of all concerned parties.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9407441/Author-reveals-startling-new-theory-missing-Malaysia-Airlines-MH370-jet.html

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye