It would seem despite a universal distain for this “viewing tax”, we won’t be able to be rid of it until at least 2038!

Apparently its all the government’s fault for not rolling out super-fast broadband quick enough to every corner of the fucking country!

According to the Telegraph article below, the government pledged to deliver full-fibre broadband to every home by 2025, but this was downgraded to 85% of all homes in the same timeframe.
(Pardon the interruption, but why the fuckity fuck would it be the government’s job to provide fibre based broadband to anyone? – NA)

Without broadband, it would difficult to offer subscription TV and thus end the TV licence, according to the article.

Ofcom reckons there are “190,000 homes” that “do not have decent broadband”

This delay goes hand in hand with a recent government announcement that it had “shelved plans” to decriminalise licence fee evasion – despite mounting support!

The article finishes off with a rather smug comment from some BBC cunt saying “We welcome the conclusion that the licence fee is the best way of funding a universal BBC”

Exactly why it should take a further 17 years to reconsider this matter is beyond my scope, especially for what looks like “190,000” homes that don’t have good broadband. And even when 2038 finally comes along its not saying anything will happen because no doubt there will be even more obfuscation.

This government seems shit scared of some “sacred” public services, whether its “save the NHS” during this lockdown circus; or protecting “Aunty BBC” from market forces because the nation loves it!

17 more years to get super-fast broadband online throughout the country (Is this just England or Great Britain as a whole? Because the way things are going on Scotland might well be an independent country by then. Which is convenient if all areas of Scotland end up with broadband thanks to taxpayer’s money from central government in England, and pulling up the “independent” drawbridge shortly afterwards. But that’s another story)

17 more years of this shit; and yet the government wants to abolish new petrol/diesel vehicles, and gas central heating and move us all over to electric by 2030 (less than 9 years), even though the national infrastructure is scarcely in place.

Doesn’t make fucking sense to me!

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2021/03/25/uk-stuck-bbc-licence-fee-2038-broadband-rollout-failure-say/

(Behind a paywall unfortunately)

https://news.sky.com/story/bbc-tv-licence-fee-alternatives-ruled-out-for-now-as-government-misses-the-boat-for-reform-12255527

(This one isn’t – NA)

Nominated by: Technocunt

Ross Greer is a total cunt ! Who’s he ? an SNP cunt that’s thoroughly annoyed that Alex Salmond is running against his turd ridden excuse of a party with another sorry excuse for a party that of course , seeks independence from the rest of the UK . I had the misfortune of seeing the little prick on the news giving it large about how shit Alex Salmond is , Oh to the contrary you little cunt , because you’re talking about a much bigger cunt and unlike you , happens to be (grudgingly) a much cleverer cunt than you . I don’t even know if he was even old enough to vote for the last independence referendum and he’s talking like the all knowing , all conquering , highly experienced MSP that Salmond ACTUALLY is . I’ve never liked Salmond or his politics and i certainly don’t like the accusations that he’s been embroiled in , just to get that straight , but in political terms there’s no contest . It’s a bit like wheeling out a sherman tank to deal with a pram . There seems to be sheer panic about this new Alba party in Scotland and to be fair , it might be the best thing that could happen to the Scottish Conservatives , Oh the irony ……

Nominated by: EVILSCOTSMAN

Seconded by TheBestRevengeIsLivingWell who also provided a link:

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/politics/6879411/alex-salmonds-alba-party-mocked-fringe-outfit/

Scottish Greens MSP Ross Greer branded the launch a “public meltdown of a disgraced has-been” and said the party’s creation was motivated by a “personal vendetta”.

I want it noted that as a proud Sassenach I have officially helped a Scotsman and therefore want, nay demand, a Nobel Peace Prize!

Fuck off!

Beggars are cunts.

Our high street is full of beggars lolling in shop doorways, making the place look like a giant doss house. I find my self having to cross from side to side to avoid their put on, whimpering refrain ‘Spare some change, please’ We all know that they are organised scammers with an aversion to fucking soap. They also frighten old ladies and small children.

Some cunt told me that they may have hi-tech equipment hidden under their stinking bedding that can clone credit cards if you get too close. I din;t know if this is true but I wouldn’t put it past them.

I am a generally tolerant sort of chap as fellow cunters will know, so I sometimes give to buskers who strum a tune that I recognise, or can do balancing on their hands, or perhaps juggle competently. However, cunts who expect something for nothing can fuck off. Do a fucking dance or something, just don’t expect my hard earned cash for doing jack shit.

Fuck off.

Nominated by: Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

and this from Cuntstable Cuntbubble

During lockdown I have taken up begging to make ends meet. My wife drops me off in the 4x 4 round the corner from where I slump in a doorway. A miserable wretch of a man. Most people walk by. I get the occasional coin and by the end of the day I can clear about £75. Not much to show for a hard day’s slumping but needs must as they say.
However, there is one cunt who zigzags down the highstreet and if he inadvertently passes me expects me to fucking Riverdance for a measly 50P, the tight fisted twat.
Worra cunt.

This fucking tuppence licker has been at it again. Whining because she’s not paid as much as male footballers.

First off, she’s a mentally ill degenerate anyway, so we should never allow her comments to be taken seriously, but sadly we live in clown world, so she is.

Of course, she should be in a dark room with a priest in black robes standing over her, thrashing her to within an inch of her life with a leather belt while screaming “Repent! Whore!”, Repeatedly for several hours.

But no. She’s taken seriously to the point ‘Stairlift’ Biden and the honky hating ‘number 2’ (number 2 my arse lol) are taking her very seriously.

Well, I’ve fallen out of love with the sport anyway, but this goes for all sports people.

You get paid based on the money you can generate. Not the success. It’s the fucking entertainment businesses sweetheart, if it’s professional sport.

Messi, may win loads of stuff. So perhaps does this mental bitch (I have no idea, who actually watches that shite?). However, Messi generates sponsorships, tours and TV deals for his club. The money involved is staggering, due to the interest generated (and the amount people are willing to pay).

This tart? She could be playing with her club team (whom I bet none of us could name) at the bottom of any cunt’s garden for free, and they wouldn’t even open the curtains to watch.

Listen love. Nobody gives a fuck about women’s football. It’s fucking shit.

Two sugars love. Fuck off.

https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-us-canada-56523428

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks 

The opportunist chip on the shoulder of the effnik. Aided and abetted by the good old BBC.

From the BBC web site. Both on the same day.

First, some fucker who got a luvvie type job through affirmative action blames racism for being fucking useless. Apparently her English was poor which may be a handicap for a British actor. And she was called exotic. Apparently a racist word.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/entertainment-arts-56532168

And then the parent of 2 poor girls murdered by a nutter in London. Not urgent cos they was black, although an arrest was made pretty quickly. However there was not the demo and vigil there was for the white murder victim. Racism innit.
I dont remember a woke posturing display for Claudia Lawrence 12 years ago. Nor for poor Libby Squire in Hull. Nor for hundreds of other poor girls murdered over the years by lunatics.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-56450969

I am sick and tired of these bastards, living in a tolerant civilised country constantly blaming racism. And of the BBC for giving them publicity.

Racism? Try Africa, Russia, China, Islam and practically every where else in the world when compared to our society. And then fuck off there. And take the Jimmy Savile Protection Corporation with you.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble