Amanda Holden needs a cunting and this time i have my facts strait,

This attention seeking cunt will do/say anything to get a bit of attention, no level is to low for this ongoing taxidermi long term project, she has a facelift and its attention time, boob job and she publically upsets someone to get on the telly followed by Amandas not wearing any knickers, Amanda shares photo of daughter with taxidermist as guide and so on.

This latest look at please i crave attention, Amanda says sex is great at 50 [and so it should be] and her husband of 19 years cant keep his hands off her, thats because Amanda most of you is new, hence younger than you and as a bonus while he,s ploughing the old cod, he has the much younger example in his mind to help get him past the finish line.

Next it will be im a sleb get me out of here followed by rough porn on all you new plastic parts [i hope its all quite durable] all she will be falling apart on camera, now that would be worth a watch.

Aside from that Fuck off Amanda Holden you hasbeen attention seeking cunt….

Amanda Holden is having great sex. Earlier this year, the 50-year-old revealed she enjoys a “primal” sex life with her partner of 19 years (and husband for 12), Chris Hughes.

Recalling their first meeting, Holden said he sparked “something primitive” in her and that she “had to be with him”.

“He can’t keep his hands off me,” she told The Sun. “I actually tell him off because I say ‘I don’t want to have a kiss and a grope while I’m trying to load the dishwasher. Chrispy’s up for it any time. Always. So it’s when I decide. Poor chap!”

Poor chap, he should be trunking the daughter as long as she,s over 18 and of course not his.

https://www.mylondon.news/news/celebs/fans-call-amanda-holden-prettiest-20462508

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

Worth a laugh and a name to remember.

Cunt is the current President of Indonesia. Most recent prominence when a knackered old second hand ex Kraut now Malaysian submarine went to Davy Jones’ taking 50 odd crewmen with it.

With typical Asean efficiency it was located on the sea bottom one day after the oxygen ran out. To be fair their valiant efforts were hampered rather by all the bits of aircraft already down there.

Much rushing around up honourable arses while drawing in help from strategic neighbours such as Australia as per one of their airliners dropping out of the sky or power diving to a watery grave if you prefer (does MH 370 ring a bell?) but at least on this occasion the wreck was found.

Out emphasised the likes of David Cameron in hand wringing tearful apologies to camera for the tragic loss reminding the sorrowful masses that he was one of them, a common mucker, one of the people – and so he, by all accounts was.

Indeed of humble origins, the son of a woodcutter he began his rise making furniture before hitching his commo star to, and I kid you not, the Indonesian Democratic Party of Struggle (Marxist Leninist Wolfie Smith).

Thus we have a Dictator in the making with the Chinese Politburo on his speed dial. Significantly involved in the Burma/Myanmar kerfuffle as a friend of the totalitarian links to China side. One to watch.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-28422179

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

This sort of tags along the line of non news previously nominated but as of 0053hrs Sunday morning I cannot find one piece of news on the BBC about the 30,000+ strong protesters to lockdown in London on Saturday 24th April.
It’s like it never happened.
ITV and Reuters mention only the 8 coppers that got injured in the clear up but it’s not covered properly anywhere.
With all this shit going on and the pentagon apparently devising Covid testing microchips, not being in a pandemic days with no deaths etc and the fear mongers at every corner I’m beginning to think there might be a conspiracy theory here.
Fetch my tin foil hat please doctor.

https://www.reuters.com/world/uk/anti-lockdown-protesters-defy-restrictions-central-london-march-2021-04-24/

Nominated by: Once a cunt always a cunt

…and this from Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt 

The MSM

A recurring theme I know. There’s so much wrong with this pile of lepers that we have to be selective with each cunting.

On this occasion, I am fuckin’ appalled at their reporting of the Manchester United supporters protests before the Man U v Liverpool game.

In trying to paint the supporters actions in the worst light, emotive language was used when describing the supporters as “storming the pitch and breaking into Old Trafford.” I watched this on tv and for the most part it was largely peaceful. This was apart from the thug who bottled a Bobby which was just not acceptable.

Contrast this with recent BLM and Extinction Rebellion protests which were more violent, certainly not peaceful and resulted in more injured coppers and yet described as ‘peaceful’ by MSM.

We all know why this was the case.

I was completely behind the supporters actions on this occasion as I see it more than just a protest against the Glazers but part of the fight for the survival of our national game. FUCK OFF MSM.

I may have gotten this arse about tit here but this fella serves 17 years in nick for rape, ten of these because he wouldn’t admit to the offence.

Regardless of whether he did it or not, he’s done the time so why an extra 10 because he wouldn’t admit to a crime he says he didn’t commit?

If in fact he hadn’t committed the rape as evidence now suggests, then he would have had to admit to being a rapist.

I can’t understand this! Is it law?

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9509117/amp/Man-55-spent-17-years-jail-rape-gets-major-breakthrough-bid-clear-name.html

Nominated by: Infidelgastro

The ancient Greeks had the right idea. A laurel crown for the winner who would be paraded around on the shoulders of the admiring crowd, and the losers would be pelted with rotten fruit and banished from their home towns and villages.
Nowadays there are a whole host of sporting non-achievements.

Personal Best (PB)
Well you came seventh. If that’s the best that you have done in your entire life then perhaps this event is not for you. You cunt.

Season’s Best (SB)
Not even your personal best. You have done better in previous seasons so you are going backwards. You cunt.

Meeting’s Best (MB)
You came sixth in the 400 meters at this stadium, but the 400 meters at the Olympics is a different distance from this one. You cunt.

National Record (NR)
You didn’t even make the finals. Everyone else in your country is as shit as you. You cunt.

Silver and Bronze Medals.
Congratulations! You came second in the fencing competition. Here’s your silver medal, but you do realise that if it was a real sword fight then you would be dead. You cunt.

Gold medals only. Nobody is interested in who lost.

Nominated by: The Artful Cunter

..and on a similar note, this from Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

Cunting in advance please, for any twat who goes to a “major sporting event” under the new normal rules as currently envisaged:

https://lockdownsceptics.org/2021/05/01/new-normal-sports-fans-could-be-banned-from-drinking-and-encouraged-to-stamp-not-cheer/

Taking the gift that never stops giving – woke footie – as an example…

Having paid silly cunt money to turn up at England v Azerbaijanistania in the Euro 20 (yes they are still called that in 2021) “round of 32/Group Stage”, you are then treated to a Nazi wet dream as you are prodded and poked; your papers are checked; you are monitored to check you do not mix with others, hug to celebrate “a success” (whatever the fuck that might be), sing, drink, or share your fucking prawn sandwich.

Then, when the knee taking and virtue signalling is complete according to BLM guidelines the 0-0 draw can get underway. When the ninety minutes of indescribable shite is over you can then fuck off.

Have a great summer of sport you cunts.