I’ve never really watched the channel before, but out of curiosity I started watching the trail of Derek Chauvin over the death of Saint George his most holy Floyd.

I was pleasantly surprised over the first week as the coverage was completed unbiased. The experts they had just went over how they thought the lawyers would present their cases, and explained court room procedure and language. Which is exactly what you’d want from unbiased coverage.

However, during the second week it seems they’ve been ‘got to’. There has been a plethora of ‘experts’ brought into the studio when there is a break in proceedings. And they’re pretty much all BLM types. I turned off when one frizzy haired chippy dark key bird was asked about the presentation of Chauvin’s case, and her ‘expert’ reply (she was a defence lawyer by trade)? Something like “We all saw what he did. It doesn’t matter how his lawyer tries to spin it. We all saw it.’

Why bother asking the cunt if that’s her response? I would’ve stuck with their coverage had the rather smouldering Chanley Painter (yes, until her head went through the headboard) pushed her into actually offering some ‘expert’ insight instead of going full Chiggun BLM.

She let it slide (I’ve got something she can slide down an’ all) and that was me done. Every cunt they’d had on in the second week had been a chippy BLM-er.

Court TV are a bunch of soft cunts, who’ve let the usual suspects scare them into biased coverage.

Well I’m not watching anymore. Unless Chanley Painter gets them out.

Fuck off.

https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/business/story/2021-04-01/derek-chauvin-trial-brings-court-tv-to-a-new-generation

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

Louisa Rolfe, assistant commissioner at the Met. You can probably guess how she came to reach such an exalted rank.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9411429/Scotland-Yard-chief-urges-women-feel-uncomfortable-wolf-whistling-report-incidents.html

‘Women made to feel ‘uncomfortable or frightened’ by people wolf-whistling at them have been urged to report the matter to police.
Louisa Rolfe, an assistant commissioner at the Metropolitan Police, says all incidents of unwanted attention would be taken seriously by officers.’

She also said that they would be treated seriously ‘even if not a crime’.

Some woke, bandwagon bullshit here methinks.
Will it stop any other women being murdered by nutters? No.
Does it serve any purpose other than to take up even more police time with trendy hogwash ? No.

So, for any unfortunate cunts or cunters living in the stabbing capital, dont worry. The cops might do no more than give out crime numbers for robberies, burglaries or assaults but be reassured they will sort out the wolf whistlers.

Brickies beware.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

The modern Beauty contest is a cunt, isn’t it.

Kataluna Enriquez has won the Miss Silver State USA pageant, an event considered a preliminary competition for Miss Nevada. Great, well done. I’m sure we all want to say, “Congratulations, mate” and slap him on the back. That’s right, Kataluna is a biological male.

Enriquez will now move on to the state competition that leads to Miss USA and, eventually, the Miss Universe competition. Willy win that? Only a dick would bet against him, erm her.

Sometimes you have to prick yourself to check you’re not dreaming. This just gets on my wick.

Apparently Enriquez mentioned that at a previous pageant, when event organisers found out he was a transgender, they required him to provide medical documents to prove he was female. What’s the problem? They should have a standard questionnaire:
Were you born a man?
Have you got an X and Y chromosome?
Does your scrotum sometimes itch?

Presumably they couldn’t get a straight answer.

Enriquez also moaned that the organisers also allegedly refused to assign her a roommate. They couldn’t have been thinking straight.

I’ll say one thing, this Enrique’s got balls.

https://www.out.com/news/2021/3/23/kataluna-enriquez-makes-history-out-trans-pageant-winner-nevada

(Link provided by the ironically named Dickie Dribbler – thank you sir! – NA)

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

A novelty ‘cos we is Welsh’ cunting for Swnami, a vocal group apparently.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-56409123

‘Why can’t we sing in Welsh and be successful?’ They cry.

Fuck me sideways. How fucking stupid can they get? No fucker outside of Upper Cwmscwt would have any interest these gormless bastards. But hang on, it gets better:-

“If people like Christine and the Queens can sing in French why cant we sing in Welsh.’

Perhaps because French is the first and only language of millions of Froggies whereas no fucker whatsoever speaks only Welsh. Even in Upper Cwmscwt, you deluded twats. Plus Swnami isnt even Welsh. Like most of Welsh since about 1200AD it is a bastardised foreign word, in this case Japanese. They may as well call themselves ‘poppiti ping’

Made I laugh though.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

The Bible alone or ‘Sola Scriptura’ is the problem.

Yes from Luther, Calvin, Zwingli the cry was to hell with the ‘traditions of men’ all we need is the Bible alone as the sole rule of Faith.

But the problem with that is every Tom, Dick and Harry can set himself as an authority on the Bible and start his own church.

The joke number of Protestant denominations (from a protestant source) is 32,000. That’s 32,000 different interpretations of the Bible. And the differences are not small either- the nature of the Godhead, whether baptism is needed for salvation, church governance.

Yes the Catholic Church did guard the bible jealously for fear of erroneous Interpretation in the past. Remember it is 2000 years old and has much much experience dealing with heretics.

On the surface sola scriptura is a very attractive notion. Here in England for example we have the idea that the Reformation freed the people from the ‘clutches of the Catholic Church’. The people could read the Bible for themselves. How liberating! And decide for themselves what it meant!. Yes why not? It all sounds so good and open and freedom-loving and casting off the ‘yolk of Rome’.

But therein lay the chaos of the the plethora of churches we see around us today. Such division is a scandal.

Given this day from his Chair in the See of Barnsley, Pope Plastic.

Nominated by: Miles Plastic

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sola_scriptura#:~:text=Sola%20scriptura%20(%22by%20scripture%20alone,for%20Christian%20faith%20and%20practice.