UK Respect for Islam Threat

(Will this be the UK in the near future? How will Wokes and Wimminz feel about that I wonder? – DA)

The vipers in our bosom

Muslim leaders in West Yorkshire are to warn Boris Johnson that Britain risks “becoming like France” if the government does not insist on respect for Islam.

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/pm-must-insist-on-respect-for-islam-in-batley-school-cartoon-row-gxn5l36mk

That looks a lot like a threat to start killing and beheading to me. Over a discussion about blasphemy, not actual blasphemy. It comes from an alien sect. 500 years behind the times. There would be outrage if the CofE issued such a barbaric edict, but we now accept this from these superstitious degenerates.

And why? From their perspective to prevent children actually thinking for themselves. From our perspective it seems that all the laws on freedom of expression and hate speech do not apply to these sub-humans.

It is time the laws in this country were applied equally and that this threat is treated as such and prosecuted.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble 

Logic Defying TV Adverts

I nominate logic-defying tv adverts.

Example:

Burglar Alarm Sales Centre: “Hello how can we help?”
Caller: “I’m upset “.
Sales: “Have you just been burgled?”
Caller: “Yes”
Sales: “Don’t worry, we can come and fit a security system for you”

WTF?

This is equivalent to:

“Hi. This is Better Bolt PLC, how can we help?”
Caller: “My horse has just escaped from its stable”
Company: “Don’t worry, we can fit a better bolt for you”

Great. So that will get the horse back will it?
Of course not. It’s like taking out insurance AFTER an accident.

Fecking stupid!

Nominated by: Lord Helpuss

Thierry Henry (3)

Thierry Henry is a cunt, isn’t he.

Good player, bit of a cheat, advertising whore, boring TV pundit, irritating adolescent moustache, and now, inevitably, a crier of “wayy-cism!”

In an attention-seeking display of va-va-boom histrionics, this haughty shit-gibbon removed himself from soshul meeja saying, “Ze sheer volume of racism, bullying and resulting mental torture to individuals is too toxic to ignore.”

Psh

What a shame he didn’t find his va-va-morality when putting the Republik of Oireland out of the World Cup by his personal ‘hand of God’ volleyball antics.

His theatrics will have about as much effect to stem anger as his influence on France to win the 2002 World Cup (bundled out first round avec nil goals).

Good riddance. He was a decent player but a horrible individual and an even worse manager. While coaching at Monaco he openly mocked his own players in training, acting totally obnoxiously.

Not so much a ‘je ne ce quoi’ as a va-va-va-cunt.

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous 

https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/12257259/thierry-henry-to-quit-social-media-due-to-toxic-racism-and-bullying-and-lack-of-regulation

Hollywood (4)

A nomination for modern Hollywood.

Forget the woke bollocks, this has been going on for a while. It’s more an issue of craftsmanship than politics.

Their horror films are as chilling as an episode of Count Duckula.
Their action is aimed at retarded teenagers. Same for science fiction.
Their dramas and comedies have no edge and follow narratives written by algorithm.
Their historical epics are so inaccurate they may as well be set on the fucking moon.

Isn’t it about time everyone over the age of 21 just stopped wasting their time with this muck?

Read a fucking book.

PS. May I also add that nothing is filmed nowadays, just created on a computer.

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

Long Covid [2]

It’s about time the mythical “Long Covid” had another cunting.

Just what the fuck is this, another skivers charter like Yuppy Flu, ME or whatever the fuck that thing was?

People have already had a nearly a year off work, yep I know people who have been happily sitting at home on 80% wages now for nearly a FUCKING YEAR and they tell me, on no uncertain terms, that they don’t want to return.

You just KNOW this Long Covcunt thing is going to run and run, I saw some lazy malingering cunt suffering from this on the TV set and he looked fitter than I fucking do, but he would, I have worked through the entire scamdemic.

In the years to come no doubt we will see hundreds of thousands grabbing all they can for doing fuck all, this covid thing is enough to make a cat puke.

Here is link to a page about lazy cunts…sorry, sufferers of “long covid” but it may make you vomit.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-56601911

Nominated by: Spanky Mc Spank

Injecting a second is Jessum Priest:

A nom to add to the ” Long Covid ” nom.

I know people who are praying to get it, and not die, obviously, so they can milk it to the end of time.

The “symptoms” of long covid are so easy to fake, fatigue, ffs & people will be on invalidity in an eye blink.

Cunts.