I would like to nominate the Meerkats from that abysmal Compare The Market.com advertisement. I know they were last nominated in 2015. But they are still here and deserve renewed attention as they have obviously failed to get the message.
What is it that’s so annoying about these flea ridden parasites? It can’t be that they take the public for idiots – because the public are idiots as a sizeable portion of them obviously like these fleabags or else the ads would be pulled and no one would be buying those stupid Meercunt toys.
I think it’s the illiteracy of the campaign. The fact they made them Russians (why?) and a generation of morons will grow up thinking Meerkats come from Russia. The fact that Meerkats are pests and parasites and if a nest of them moved into the house of anyone that likes these ads, they would call in Rentokill straight away. And they are not cute. One of them, the abysmal Sergei, apparently has worms (according to the other one). Disgusting. The other one adopts the traditional Meerkat attire of a cravat. They mince around standing upright and look like a pair of furry ladyboys talking in ridiculous Russian accents.
There is a broader issue here of obnoxious and annoying tv ads which their creators think are so clever that they keep repeating them until any sane person will feel like hurling himself of Beachy Head. Other examples are Go Compare, We Buy any Car and Cillit Bang with Barry Scott.
If I see those Meercunts on tv again I think I shall hurl a brick through the tv screen.
Nominated by: Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine
A feathered cunting for early morning birds.
