NASA or “Never A Straight Answer” deserve a cunting.

They are going back to the moon (we won’t get into the debate over if they went in the first place.)

The mission objectives seem to be focused on landing the first woman and the first person of colour on the moon. (What about the Gays, Lezzers and Transformers? – DA)

They will be using Space X hardware to get there. Let’s hope it isn’t equipped with the Tesla self drive option.

What a waste of time and money to virtue signal your right on identity politics. The Chinese will probably do it first but they will have objectives such as establishing rare mineral mines.

Here’s a tip NASA send Meg Markle and do us all a favour and reduce your payload in one easy hit.

https://www.nbcnews.com/science/space/nasa-says-spacex-wins-29-billion-contract-moon-lander-2024-goal-rcna705

(Link provided by the incredible Night Admin, one final time – NA)

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit

This token pundit and brain donor has just said, and I quote (allegedy – DA), “Trippier got a 12 game ban for illegal gambling. But it’s a 10 game ban for racism? So gambling is worse than 300 years of slavery?”

I’m lost. If he’s referring to the Sparta Prague player given a 10 game ban for racist comments, while making such comments is out of order, I don’t think he’s been keeping a bunch of Chicken Georges chained up, breaking rocks and cutting sugar cane for him for 3 centuries. Maybe I missed that part?

Then again, nobody in Europe was involved in slavery (apart from Adolf – he kept plenty of honky slaves too). It went on in Africa and the Middle East though. Shamefully, a small number of septics got involved, but it was going on in much bigger numbers amongst blacks anyway. Still does. Oh, why do we never hear about the many honky slaves taken by the Ottoman Empire/Barbary pirates?

Still, facts don’t matter.

Gambling is worse than 300 years of slavery is it (sneer)?

Me neither.

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

Middlesbrough Council are massive cunts.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-56772569

So the council have spent god knows how much on these fucking ‘drugs overdose kits’ to aid these fucking smack head low lives. Who thought that this was a good idea. Initially after reading the title, I thought it was a kit to aid these mongs to actually overdose and save us all some trouble.

But no. It’s a kit to save them after taking an overdose. No wonder my council tax is extortionate and ‘creeps’ up every year. These people should be allowed to pass on if they take drugs to that extent.

Fuck off MBC and fuck off smack heads.

Nominated by: AsItIs

This savage, originally from Mali, an habitual criminal, drug dealer and pot smoker (15 joints a day apparently), beat up an old woman and threw her off her third floor balcony. During the attack he was heard to shout allahu akbar and afterwards he claimed that he had killed Satan.

Despite the screams and noise of the attack, the police didn’t turn up for about an hour and then arrested the savage.

The French Supreme Cunts, I mean court, have upheld a lower court ruling that the savage can’t be tried for the murder because he was, well, basically stoned (the cunt ought to be). He’s now in a psychiatric facility and will probably be on the next dinghy to Dover.

Nominated by: mystic maven 

(Thanks to Jessum Priest for the link – DA)

Link to story here.

(Interestingly some MSM take a slightly different angle in that he killed a Jew woman rather than just some random woman – DA)

The woke bandwagon continues on its merry way and the Scottish National (Socialist Workers’) Party has jumped on.

Yet another group of left-wing Nazis wants to present a negative one-sided view of the British Empire having been ‘inspired’ by the thuggish Marxist BLM movement and spouts the usual shitty platitudes about waaycism and colonialism.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2021/04/16/snp-force-schoolchildren-face-uks-colonial-past-black-lives/

Chris McGovern, a retired headteacher and chairman of the Campaign for Real Education, said: “It is blinkered, distorting and racist to teach history through the narrow perspective proposed by the SNP”. There you have it: somebody has said correctly that it is the left who are racist towards the [white] British rather than the other way around.

When I was at primary school, my teacher asked the class which was the biggest empire in history. Answers included the Roman Empire, the Mongolian Empire, and he had to tell us it was the British Empire as nobody knew. At that moment I felt extremely proud to find out that my country had the biggest empire in history.

None of these left-wing cunts will tell us how and why the British Empire came about. Sure, one reason was to find extra living space and escape religious persecution. But another bigger reason was to ensure we weren’t disadvantaged in trade versus the frogs, dagos and the clog-wearers. We also established colonies/protectorates to refuel our ships and protect our trade routes to India, etc.

Also, it was much better for those parts of the world to be ruled by the British than the frogs or dagos. The Spanish plundered the New World for its treasure and decimated its native people with diseases and, unlike the British, they didn’t build railways (we built the railways in Spain’s former South American colonies). In fact, until quite recently when railways were constructed in Spain with ‘EU’ (actually British & German taxpayer) funding, the dagos travelled around their own country by riding donkeys over dirt tracks. And those parts of the world colonised by the frogs ended up with garlic breath and stinky cheeses, although to their credit they did defeat the surrender-monkeys in their wars of independence (but who doesn’t beat the frogs in war?).

If these Scottish Nazis want people to learn about black history, they should deport the fuckers to Africa or tell them to go to the School of Oriental and African Studies in London.

Nominated by: Hard Brexit Cunt