Raj Patel & Racist Apple Pie

Raj Patel, a food writer and ‘activist’ is a cunt.

He claims that apple pie is racist after claiming that it has colonial roots. He wrote this shite in an article about ‘food injustice’ in the Guardian, naturally.
Apparently, apple pie was born of American colonialism and slave labour etc…
The story is here :
Apple Pie is Racist

Nothing more to say, except, get a life you sad twat.

Nominated by: mystic maven

47 thoughts on “Raj Patel & Racist Apple Pie

  1. I make the best I apple pie the world 😎 Therefore I must be the most racist person in the world 😎😎 Win win 😎😎😎

    Fuck off!

    • Apple pie is racist!
      Eddie Munster is right!
      Thats why its so nice,
      I like mine with cold custard and lashings of xenophobia.
      Hitler was a liberal till he tasted apple pie.

  2. What a complete cunt, never heard of him, why is every cunt described as an activist.

    Just one word for this cunt…. Rhubarb!!

    • “I want another slice of rhubarb tart
      I want another lovely slice…”

  3. Why are these fucking morons given any air time?

    If apple pie is, then perhaps curry is too. Or sauerkraut? Or fried chicken?

  4. Besides what does this punka walla know about food?
    Stuff that favours spicy diarrhea and wipes his arse with his hand!
    Bet hes never had it the monobrowed smelly twat.

  5. Apple strudel, weisser bier and the oompah band playing in the background in the Hofbrauhaus in Munich. Happy days.

  6. Good one Raj. Something else that is deep rooted in American colonialism and slavery is fried chicken. Why don’t you come down to Brixton and have your anti racism demo outside the KFC. See how you get on mate.
    I suspect you might get a few of the brother’ boots up your skinny Gupta arse.
    You wanker.

  7. Is curry racist? It’s definitely a product of colonialism. If it is wel have to close all the curry houses and put thousands out of work. What about Chinese food in Africa? Good luck trying to get rid of that as they are the new massa,

    • Curry is definitely racist…and sexist too!

      Have you ever seen somebody who isn’t from the sub-continent or a female working in an Indian restaurant?

  8. I bet the cunt still eats it. Here’s hoping he chokes on a particularly fibrous piece of apple.

  9. It’s a well known fact that apple pie is 3.14 times better than apples alone….

    • Your Pie is highly innacurate and must be based on colonial mathematics.
      The true African value is many. ie more than 2.

    • Reminds me of some TV series (“Teaching Essex”?)…
      “What’s pi, and where does it come from?”

  10. I have just walked around our village. The annual ‘in Bloom’ festival is next week. There are hanging baskets all along the high street and a few dozen Union flags of which we are proud. The war memorial also has flowers and is well; tended.
    I got to thinking. It must be about 1% of the white population that think like this pathetic specimen. And a low % of the immigrant population, (where they interact at all, as in Bradfordstan and so on)
    So why do British media give these traitorous cunts an airing? Does the Guardian, Independent, BBC etc hate Britain that much? And if so why do we put up with it? In the case of the BBC, why must we pay for it?
    Just a thought after a pleasant walk.

      • I’m surprised someone hasn’t committed an act of arson on Groaniad HQ.
        Unlike arsing, which is The Groaniad’s stock-in-trade.

    • Hanging baskets are also racist as they represent colonial hanging of dark keys.

  11. The fact that anyone takes attention seeking nutters like Raj seriously is the real cunt.

  12. I’m sure apple pies were cooked and eaten before the Mayflower sailed so I don’t think you’re right there gunga din you shistirring cunt!!!!!

  13. Clouds are racist : White fluffy ones = good weather
    : Black ones = storms wind rain etc.

    Load of fucking tosh fuck em all. Cunts.

  14. Ever since our local baker started making much larger apple based puff pastries he has seen his turnover increase….

  15. Does the cunt think that blackberry pie is racist?
    You’ve got to wonder about the mental state of some of these cunts.

  16. Freddie:
    The one piece of “common ground” between whites and Africunts is a mutual loathing of peacefuls👍
    Or “fucking rag-heads” as a black associate of mine likes to call them👍

  17. Looks like this cunt fell asleep with his face in a chip pan.
    Never heard of the cunt, never want to.
    Another pathetic leftie who talks total bollocks.

  18. Fuck off you lefty woke cunt.
    If you don’t like it here you can fucking do one !

  19. Fucking hell another activist, moaning about racist apple pie shit me. I am obviously an activist my self cos I get really upset when I read about such wankers. I have declared war on the woke and look forward to impaling this cunt with my 1908 cavalry sword (Indian Army version, smaller grip) should her ever attack me.

  20. I’m boycotting MANgo chutney because it’s sexist. Incidentally you’d have trouble finding a more patriarchal cunt than an Indian Hindu.

  21. I don’t think he’s right at all.
    Anyway he’s a wrong un.
    Gas the fucker.

  22. FFS, hasn’t this tan got something better to do?

    Just fuck off, your shift at the call centre starts soon. Jog on.

  23. Imagine getting mad at food. Some extremely sad fucks clogging up this planet. Think I’ll eat nothing but pie now just to spite the snivelling cretin.

  24. The trouble is these cunts have a platform enabling them to spout this garbage with impunity. Normal rational people don’t. We’re losing.

  25. “food writer”

    God, that’s a filthy job done for starvation wages, imposed on Brer Patel by his evil colonialist masters at the slave-owning Grauniad. Imagine, he has to eat free and dictate the story to a sub….waaahhh, oppressed minority alert.

    I’d like to see him planting trees in a Highland bog during midge season. A very slow death.

  26. One more food to be added to the list of haram foods alongside fried chicken and water melon.

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