Casa de Cunter is a modest house but I think that it is too big.

I have one bedroom that has been used for a few weeks in the last 20 years and another that has been vacant since the little Cunter flew the nest.

That also leaves me with a second, unused bathroom and a dining room that gets used only at Christmas.

Wasted space that Mrs Cunter has to clean when she can be bothered to get off her lazy, but shapely arse. I have found that when not sleeping we spend the vast majority of our time either in the kitchen or near the television in the lounge. I suspect that most people are the same.

I can’t understand the ambition to own a huge house or why some people are attracted to visit National Trust country homes. Is it to wander around the huge rooms stuffed with chairs that have never been sat on and tables that have never been eaten off?

These garish monstrosities have vast libraries of books that have never been read, hundreds of paintings that have never been admired and scores of windows that have never been looked out of.

And there are fucking hundreds of these houses all over Britain. Most of them have been inherited and the new owners can’t afford the upkeep. They cannot afford the small army of cleaners and gardeners required.

Instead of selling the fucking huge house and downsizing to a manageable place, the owners allow the National Trust to step in to maintain the place so that an ever decreasing number of sad dullards can shamble around the place gawping at the extravagance. They then live in part of the house free of charge.

I am all for preserving the history of the UK, but this history is already being preserved by people that can afford the upkeep and maintenance of their own homes.

Those that can’t afford to live where they are should sell up and fuck off.

Nominated by: The Artful Cunter

An emergency cunting please for this cheeky fucker.

I can hear you all say ‘Who?’ Well, that doesn’t surprise me, as the media have barely covered the story. Blink and you’ll miss it sort of thing.

He was a juror at the Chauvin trial. Every potential juror, for obvious reasons, was asked if they had taken part in any BLM/George Floyd protests.

Well this cunt said ‘No’ to this question. Seems he went to a George Floyd/BLM riot (before the trial), I mean protest, wearing a ‘Get off our necks’ T-Shirt.

If this is not a mistrial then I don’t know what is.

What a fucking cunt though. He obviously wanted on that jury with zero fucking intention of listening to evidence. He looks a big fella and I’ll guess he may have been intimidating anyone daring to look at the evidence too.

Lock this cunt up and start a retrial.

I bet they fucking won’t though, the pussies.

https://radaronline.com/p/derek-chauvin-juror-52-brandon-mitchell-blm-mlk-march-photo-george-floyd/

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks 

I would like to nominate the family of Joe McCann following the collapse of the trial of 70 year old ex paratroopers who were accused of murdering said turd 49 years ago.

Summoned by the police to help arrest Joe ,up to three Paras helped him shuffle off this mortal coil whilst he was seeking to avoid being captured.

Implicated in the deaths of no fewer than 15 soldiers, his family are now bleating about ‘state sponsored murder ‘ and all that guff. The truth is ‘Don’t fuck with the Parachute Regiment.

Nice to see the only MP with balls attending the trial and speaking up in support of the lads today.

PS, An interesting legal question. Mr A and Mr C were acquitted of murder yet the family of McCann claimed outside of the court that he was murdered. Are Mr A and Mr C in a position to sue the family for libel?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-56942056

Nominated by: Guzziguy 

…and on a siimlar note, this from Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Another legal connundrum.

Why are pensioner ex squaddies who risked their lives fighting murderous scum in NI being pursued for alleged crimes when 2 alleged IRA killers of both civilians and soldiers serve in the NI assembly? McGuiness now happily deceased but the other cunt gets a huge salary, expenses and pension when he should be facing justice.

A lack of consistency surely? Which seems to have something to do with the Peace Process.
But never mind. Lawyers doing very well out of it.

A nomination for Sainsburys and their Cornish customers.
Sainsbury has been forced to apologise after customers in Cornwall were left ‘outraged’ by the supermarket’s in-store advert which featured a scone laden with cream – with the jam on top. The picture of the fruit scone at the branch in Truro, caused ‘havoc’ and customers complained after they noticed it was topped with a layer of cream first instead of jam. Oh the trauma, slit your wrists now!
Some local residents took to twitter to discuss the matter and one cunt said that Sainsburys should be boycotted.
Another cunt said that a government inquiry was needed, whilst others described the error as “disgraceful” and “shocking.”
I’m not too sure if this was actually a piss-take by some people to the overreactions, but knowing how snow-flakey many cunts are nowadays, it’s probably safe to assume that those are genuine comments.
Sainsburys are cunts too for apologising to these arseholes.

Link to the story. (Link provided by Jessum Priest)

Nominated by: mystic maven

Amanda Holden needs a cunting and this time i have my facts strait,

This attention seeking cunt will do/say anything to get a bit of attention, no level is to low for this ongoing taxidermi long term project, she has a facelift and its attention time, boob job and she publically upsets someone to get on the telly followed by Amandas not wearing any knickers, Amanda shares photo of daughter with taxidermist as guide and so on.

This latest look at please i crave attention, Amanda says sex is great at 50 [and so it should be] and her husband of 19 years cant keep his hands off her, thats because Amanda most of you is new, hence younger than you and as a bonus while he,s ploughing the old cod, he has the much younger example in his mind to help get him past the finish line.

Next it will be im a sleb get me out of here followed by rough porn on all you new plastic parts [i hope its all quite durable] all she will be falling apart on camera, now that would be worth a watch.

Aside from that Fuck off Amanda Holden you hasbeen attention seeking cunt….

Amanda Holden is having great sex. Earlier this year, the 50-year-old revealed she enjoys a “primal” sex life with her partner of 19 years (and husband for 12), Chris Hughes.

Recalling their first meeting, Holden said he sparked “something primitive” in her and that she “had to be with him”.

“He can’t keep his hands off me,” she told The Sun. “I actually tell him off because I say ‘I don’t want to have a kiss and a grope while I’m trying to load the dishwasher. Chrispy’s up for it any time. Always. So it’s when I decide. Poor chap!”

Poor chap, he should be trunking the daughter as long as she,s over 18 and of course not his.

https://www.mylondon.news/news/celebs/fans-call-amanda-holden-prettiest-20462508

Nominated by: Fuglyucker