
(Couldn’t be arsed finding a suitable header pic for the show. Was more interested with the show’s host, Jasmine Harman and those tits! – DA)
Before you ask there is no equivalent here in Spain called ‘Un lugar en la puta lluvia’…… A Place in the Pissing Rain.
Endlessly repeated programmes about couples wanting to buy a house abroad, usually in Spain.
The newest programmes seem to mostly feature gay or mixed race couples. They are shown around houses by pleasant but dim presenters who have absolutely no idea how to sell a property. They will be shown a house that will bring them to tears of joy and the stupid presenter will say, “Well let’s see if we can better this with our next property”.
CLOSE THE FUCKING DEAL YOU DOZY CUNT!
Why add confusion with another fucking House?
I have met people who have been on the show.
They are told that they must hold hands all of the time, fuck knows why.
They are told to only say positive things about the properties they see.
A guy I know was asked to be a part of the programme and give helpful advice to the couple who were intending to buy. A short sequence was filmed in his garden where he laid on drinks for the potential buyers as well as the film crew. He received fuck all for his trouble.
At the end of the show the presenters demonstrate their complete lack of negotiation skills by meekly putting forward an offer without justification of why that offer is significantly below the asking price and without first asking the clients about what they intend to do if the offer is turned down.
The elation when an offer is accepted is nonsense.
How many of these punters actually proceed and pay up a legally binding deposit?
Not that many, I suspect. As there is yet to be a follow on series about these people happily living in the sun.
Jasmine Harman has got nice tits though.
https://www.aplaceinthesun.com/tv-show
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/14978320/a-place-in-the-sun-buyer-cries-offer-rejected/
Nominated by: The Artful Cunter