Windsor Castle Pikeys

(I suppose Plod had to beg with a “please” and “thank you” to encourage these cunts to move on – DA)

Pikeys are getting more daring.

Windsor residents, and no doubt the Queen, were stunned to see a group of 30 Pikey caravans take residence on Windsor Long Walk right in front of the Queen’s private quarters.

They refused to budge but were eventually persuaded to move, no doubt to trouble some other poor buggers who don’t happen to be members of the Royal Family.

The audacity of these morons, parking right in front of the Queens residence! The Long Walk is open certain hours to the public so they were being blocked as well.

Is nothing sacred to these feral scum?

Windsor Castle Pikeys

Nominated by: Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine

75 thoughts on “Windsor Castle Pikeys

  1. Many years ago I was the FC at a port in the SE, A group of pikeys turned up uninvited and pitched their lovely caravans just outside our security perimeter but still on our land, a chat to the local copper we knew who was a good chap told us the best thing was not to get him involved and for us to in his words use our ability as a port to gently persuade them to move on, otherwise looking at 28 days notice with no action. Taking our lead from the the friendly PC we got our Engineering department on the case, 1 hour later we had put 6 heavy concrete blocks around them and 4 large lighting towers right around them fully lit and blazing, next day after a disturbed night sleep the pikeys came round bleating about their rights and so on, got short shrift from us and within a few hours we let them out and off they went to never return, never saw the Dock workers looking so happy as when they blocked them buggers in, still makes me chuckle now.

  2. Introduce a law called “Trespass seizure” where if anyone trespasses they have four hours to fuck off and take all their shit with them or all their vehicles are seized and sold at public auction (I volunteer to be one of the enforcement officers), some used to compensate the landowner, some to cover the costs of the removal action and the remainder in a local authority fund for the next time it happens.
    The law should be the law for EVERYONE or no one.
    I fkin hate gyppos – fatty Fury seems a good lad but not a minute of time for the parasites who bring misery everywhere they go.

  3. Perhaps they just wanted to tarmac her drive. Maybe they marched the old girl to the nearest cashpoint. 😁

  4. Aptly called “do-as-you-likeys” in rhyming slang, another so-called “minority group” who do untold damage to local communities and people trying to make an honest living whilst being over-protected by misguided liberal cunts.

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