Android Lloyd Webber

This fuckin’ cunt has just come out to say that those who refuse to have the COVID vaccination are just as bad as drink drivers in risking the lives of others.

What a fuckin’ ridiculous analogy. Even though I’m completely in favour of the vaccine program, I will always defend those people, who for one reason or another can’t or don’t wish to be vaccinated.

This cunt, just like his sister Rebecca Adlington looks as though his face is being viewed on the back of a dessert spoon. For a cunt as ugly as him, you would think he’d keep a low profile so as not to draw attention to himself.

Fuck off you cunt and go and buy a mask.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-57146619

Nominated by: Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt 

Seconded by: Once a cunt always a cunt

Andrew Lloyd Webber is a bit of a cunt isn’t he?

He has said that not taking the jab is akin to drink driving. Now there’s a metaphor that needs some serious mental gymnastics to get to.

https://itsallaboutworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/Andrew-Lloyd-Webber.jpg

(Once a cunt always a cunt used the same link as Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt, so instead we thought we’d include a picture of Andrew showing how he fists his friends – NA)

What an ugly, self important, sanctimonious one trick pony this cunt is. Stick to what you do best and leave the rest of us alone. What is it that he does best anyway?

Join hands and contact the living over at SAGE (and Onion?) for this lady, who holds forth on matters medical, and political on the pandemic:

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/expert-warned-reopening-halted-race-140026395.html

The good Doctor is in fact a social scientist and has no medical qualifications at all (unless she spent a weekend studying at the Doreen Lawrence School for Epidemiology, held, as you know, in Dame Kweer’s downstairs khasi. Help yourself to Harpic and air freshner)

As somebody, wiser than me, once said on ISAC, opinions are like arseholes – we all have one, and that includes this BAME arsehole, but she THINKS she has something special to say, so who are we to stop her?. She will be getting her own series on Wireless 4 if she goes on like that.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2021/05/18/expert-warned-reopening-should-halted-race-adviser-no-medical/

Nominated by: W. C., Boggs

This cunt may set a record for the most cunt nominations in the shortest amount of time. I have cunted her twice this year and here we are again. What the fuck now you ask?
Her rapid flight from reality has now resulted in her “coming out” as non-binary.
Oh FFS!
Whatever this lost soul is washing her brain with is going to lead her to another suicide attempt soon. She is rocketing into unreality and therefore deep unhappiness will closely follow.

Any sane person knows there is male and female only. It seems those who have chosen to deny science, biology, and common sense (less common these days) expect the rest of the world to go along with their trip into insanity. I choose to NOT participate, Demi so once again I call you out as the mad cunt that you are.

https://mol.im/a/9595135

Nominated by: Meat Curtains

This is the arsewit who used be on children’s sci-fi programme Star Trek: Next Generation wearing a hair band over his eyes. He then went on to host a children’s TV reading programme. Now he’s pro cancelling books.

On a recent interview with the yeast-ridden hags on The View he said, “In terms of cancel culture, I think it’s misnamed. I think we have a consequence culture.”

He is certainly in the running to win this month’s Irony Award. His slogan was “Reading is Fundamental.” Well, except if it’s Dr.Seuss. whom he was in favour of cancelling.

Despite his book programme, Burton is famous for many other hits including, Star Trek: Next Generation, the film Star Trek: Generations, as well as Star Trek: First Contact, Star Trek: Insurrection, and Star Trek: Nemesis.

Perhaps he suffered from oxygen deprivation when he was Trekking. Nonetheless, I shan’t be lectured to by somebody who pretended to fly around in a spaceship doing wobbly-camera, we’re-under-attack-type acting for viewers who were under-16, nerds, or virgins.

Captain’s Log stardate 17052021: Set your phasers to “Cunt.”

https://www.salon.com/2021/04/27/levar-burton-schools-meghan-mccain-on-the-view-its-consequence-culture-not-cancel-culture/

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous 

Electric cars are a cunt.

They are priced anything from 50% upwards above the price of an equivalent proper car. Read any test of one and they rarely make more than 75% of the claimed range. If they break down the AA will only change a wheel, any failure beyond a puncture they will only give you a tow.

Note that to run out of charge is effectively a breakdown; you can’t get a mate to give you a lift back to the car with a can of coulombs to top it up.

The whole system for charging them away from home is a complete fucking shambles. As far as I can find out there are at least four different plug types out there which are mutually incompatible.You cannot pay for a charge with cash or a credit card. You need a special card or an app on your phone for each individual network; if your phone is flat you can’t charge the car.

At some chargers you have to pay a connection fee before you can start charging. you can only get the car serviced or repaired by the limited number of dealers who sell them. Guess the effect of that on the price. Depreciation is catastrophic, who wants a second hand electric car when you see the price of replacement batteries? But worst of all is when pushed hard they sound like a sewing machine being thrashed. They can never make the sort of music my quad-cam V6 makes.

Nominated by: arfurbrain