Dead Pool [216]

Congratulations to Shackledragger cunt who correctly predicted that former US Defence secretary Donald Rumsfeld would die. We hardly knew you Don, RIP and watch out for those planes.

On to Dead Pool 216


1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

5) New Rule: Nominations can only be changed if some cunt has beaten you to it and your nomination is invalidated. Otherwise, stick with your five until the next round.

76 thoughts on “Dead Pool [216]

  1. Group Captain John Hemingway
    Glynis Johns
    Barry Cryer
    Ted Dexter
    Mohamed Al-Fayed

    Well played shacks, although I quite liked Don Rumsfeld.

  2. My word, it’s been a fair while since somebody took the deadpool prize –
    Congrats Shackledragger…
    Cleo Laine
    Richard Chamberlain (Old ducky)
    Dame Maggie Smith (legendary actress)
    Bernard Cribbins (wombling along)
    Virginnia Mckenna (actress & Joyce Adams lookalike)

  3. Joe Biden (even though he is already Undead) they gotta annoubce it soon before he starts to actually rot on live TV.

  4. 1. Klaus Schwab. (Cult leader / nut job).
    2. Charlie Mullins OBE (plumbing cunt & government media shill).
    3. Charlie big ears (son of Lilibeth)..
    4 Dr Hilary Jones (government media shill / celebrity doctor aka a fucking crank).
    5. Dr Bharat Pankhania (gov media shill / wannabee celebrity doctor aka Dr Crank-parnia).

    If No 5 isn’t deemed famous enough (appears as guest on LBC, Talkradio, GB News & probably others I don’t ever watch) I will happily exchange him for Nadhim Zahawi (MP & therapy drug pusher).

  5. Harry (cunt of sussex) Markle
    Megan (cuntess of sussex) Markle
    Bozo (son of churchill) Johnson
    Donny Trump (unless he drinks Domestos)
    The cunt who stole my bike

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