Jeremy Clarkson is a cunt.

I – like every other cunt – has seen Clarkson’s ‘rant’ at Manchester City supporters after Chelsea won the Champions League.

Now, while I have no love for the Gorton Globetrotters or their knobhead fans (the Berties), I have to laugh at Clarkson being a Chelsea fan. A Chelsea fan since when? Since the days of Peter Osgood, Terry Venables, Chopper Harris and John Hollins? Or how about the 80s era? With Colin Pates, Pat Nevin, Gordon Durie and the great Kerry Dixon? Or did he become a true blue after a certain Ivan oligarch took over and cunts like John Terry, Ashley Cole, and Didier Drogba arrived? Ah, I think we’ve got it.

Clarkson was born in Doncaster. Very near London that, isn’t it? And how many times did he go to the very mean and moody Stamford Bridge in the 70s and 80s? Never, I’ll wager.

Like so many latterday Chelsea ‘supporters’ like that Blur cunt, Albarn and that twat, David Baddiel, Clarkson is just another Johnny Cunt Lately wanker who ‘discovered’ football after it became a corporate monster with the Premiership and Sky TV. City are an easy target, which is understandable. But a nu-footie bandwagon jumping cunt like Clarkson, gobbing off like he’s Chelsea hardcore or a lifelong fan? Even the Berties deserve better than that.

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/clarkson-celebrates-chelsea-champions-league-24238804

Nominated by: Norman

Misspelling. It drives me fuckkng (sic) nuts.

This can be extended to mispronunciation.

I was reading an article and I just lost it. I’ve seen this quite often recently but it seems to be becoming ever more common.

Let’s start with ‘ etc’. For some bizarre reason cunts have taken to writing this as ‘ect’. No you twats that is short for electroconvulsive therapy. Something you fucking dimwits need.

Then there are words like Boadicea. This is now Boudica. When the fuck did it change and wtf changed it and why????

And there is more fellow cunters. Mumbai. What? What the fuck was wrong with Bombay? Changed for no good fucking reason at all.

How about if we extend it to non language like to ‘unfriend’ someone. What? More shite.
It seems more and more people are just making words up, misspelling them or changing pronunciation for no other good reason than to be ‘cool’ or ‘modern’.

How about ‘more clever’? No the word is cleverer. It’s connected to the number of syllables. One or two and you don’t need a comparative or superlative. eg professional is more or the most professional. Cold is colder or coldest. Get it?

It all seems to be exacerbated by dullards on tv who are often barely semi literate
Just fuck off you mongoloid puddle drinkers.

If it ain’t broke don’t fix it. Get it? No? Why am I not surprised.

Nominated by: Uttercunt

Amazon service with a slap?

Cunters I give you this piece of shit delivery driver/ customer. Fucking hell is the world going into a terminal decline?

I think Mr Besos needs to sort his fuck monkeys out. Pronto.

Service with a Smile and a Boot

Nominated by CuntyMort

(Expect the defendant to play the race card any time soon! – DA)

Edward Colston’s statue is now on display in a horizontal state at a Bristol museum.

Colston on his arse

So it was not enough for a mob to pull the statue down and roll it into the river. It now has to endure the humiliation of being laid flat with all the illiterate graffiti left on it for everyone to see and no doubt be laughed at and scorned by woke types.

I don’t defend slavery which was a hideous practise (white but I do dislike what is a blatant attempt by BLM supporters to shame the current white population. To make us feel guilty and thus more likely to give in to their ridiculous demands.

That is what this is really about. And it is a tactic they will no doubt use again and again to discredit and abuse our history. It is already working in schools and universities which are busy dismantling the our record of empire. Everything we did was bad and we are to blame for everything which has gone wrong since. Right up to Mugabe. All our fault. Of course.

Nominated by: Lord Helpuss

Ladies, Gentlemen & non-existents.

For your cuntsideration:

Pride month.

It’s that time of the year that all good little boys and girls look forward too-degenerates on the march. Police forces out in rainbow cars and puffs & dykes in uniform, flouncing through towns.

I wonder if the marches will be as heavily policed as other recent protests ?
My phone, via google, informs me that it’s “Pride Month”.

Whilst perusing YouTube last night, an advert for “Dreamies” kitty-cat treats announced its support, with a rainbow coloured pack. Why?

Cunts!
Roll on July…
Which will probably be Chiggun month?

https://nationaltoday.com/pride-month/

Nominated by: Cuntfinder General

…and then there’s this from smugcunt

First up with lust,gluttony, greed, sloth, wrath, envy along with pride are the 7 deadly sins.

I realise cunters arn’t bothered about the first one even though they all seem pretty good ways to temper your life , even if, like me you fail if you are human. I think the pride one means pride in yourself, so you can be proud of your son and daughter doing something. You could feel pride in your country and its servicemen. Why would someone be proud of themselves. For what? doing something they were trying to do? It make no sense.

I bet Barnes Wallis wasnt proud of himself. You always see those with medals for bravery saying it was a team effort and nothing to do with them. So why would you be proud for one month every year for being a poof. Virtually no one cares if you are or are not a bender. What is there to be proud about? Oooh you stick your cock up another mans arse. or your a lezza holding hands!. Big fucking deal.

Do something original and hold a “pride” march in Bradford and see how you get on. That would be brave and something you could be proud about.

And this might well be related to Pride Month, from Fuglyucker

Would it be possible to cunt, cunts trying to cash in on fa&&ots, p00fs,fruites, sausage jockeys, shit stabbers, shirt lifters, ass bandits, queers ,gays in general.

Driving to work today i noticed and insurance company flying the gay rainbow flag, Lloyds bank are now doing it as well as are various other companies, and it made me wonder when did we start celebrating these turd burgling cunts and why are people bending over[ figuratively ] to get these fuckers business.

Their money is the same as everyone elses and they had to take insurance out or bank somewhere anyway, and do they take the risk of alienating strait people who are not same sex perverts.

Not that long ago the only thing these guys attracted was a beating, wrong as that was its the way it was, then they were accepted and now the piss is being taken big time.
Same goes for Blm, and loads of other groups i cant be arsed to mention, give the fuckers an inch and 25 miles later we are flying fucking flags on their behalf, i dont get it