Carol Vorderman (8)

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(And yet this bitch doesn’t mind prick-teasing on Instagram! – Day Admin)

I used to have a soft spot (well not so soft actually) for Carol Vorderman. She struck me as a bit of a laugh, a proper lass.

This was before Vorders, like so many other slebs, started to take herself too seriously, and came to believe that the public actually cared two hoots for her opinions on anything.

Firstly she quit her show on the Beeb ‘by mutual consent’ after making a series of increasingly shrill political comments which threatened to breach Auntie’s sacred impartiality rules (Gary Linekunt says ‘hello’). Then she got into a spat with Minister Johnny Mercer regarding accommodation for veterans.

Now she’s in a row with commentator Shaun Bailey, branding him ‘a misogynist’ after he made a comment to the effect that she’s mainly about ‘bum and boobs’.

Now this isn’t to say that Sweet Carol can’t have an opinion. She can, and she’s free to voice it. On the other hand, so can Bailey, and I’d say that in this instance, he’s actually right.

Vorders has been putting herself out there in the meeja for years, shamelessly promoting herself by constantly flashing her tits and arse, and no doubt earning a nice bit of dosh in the process.

Now that she’s been called out on it on air, she’s branded her accuser a sexist. There’s a bit of a smell of hypocrisy here methinks.

I admit that I still would, but only if she wore a gag. Come on Carol, stick to doing what you do best, namely, trading on your still very attractive (if enhanced) assets and appearing on game shows. You know it makes sense.

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Nominated by: Ron Knee

84 thoughts on “Carol Vorderman (8)”

  1. As for GB News and LBC they’re both cunts, as are the Twitterati.

    Ive seen the blonde on GB News before playing Devil’s advocate and talking shit.

  2. DA’s right; she’s been prick-teasing for years. I’m happy enough about that but she can hardly whinge when somebody like Bailey points that out.

    Come on though, wouldn’t you lot love if she was there in front of you in her Group Captain’s uniform? Wouldn’t you be gagging for her to strip slowly, gradually revealing filmy black underwear and stockings…

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3436185/Carol-Vorderman-wears-RAF-uniform-attends-75th-anniversary-Air-Cadets.html

    *Gulp*

    BACK IN TEN MINUTES

    • ‘Christ, you’re not ogling HER in her uniform again are you, you randy old bastard…’.

      The wife,just now

    • She looks very much like my masseuse, who is younger, a really nice lady and excellent at her job. No funny business. Half an hour of having her hands on my back and I feel like a new man.
      Carol can have a go too if she likes but I doubt she’d be as good.

  4. Amazing and sickening, what a bit of fame and money can do to somebody.

    Whatever happened to the young lady in the picture below? Because I would have back then, without a doubt.

    She used to be Carol Vorderman, sexy and down to earth Countdown presenter.

    Now she is Carol Vorderwhore. Plastic fake fame monster, tabloid fodder, celebrity gobshite and A.N Other famous slapper.

    https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/hS8AAOSw7I5Twp7P/s-l1600.jpg

  5. It’s disappointing that such a genuinely clever attractive woman can be so shallow in the head as to willingly turn herself into some inflatable Kardashian type media nonentity.

    • Even at her age, she hasn’t worked out that if you want respect, you have to act like you expect it.

  7. Selfie pics on Instagram of look at my bum/pout/tits must be one of today’s top irritating vulgarities. Though Meghan and Harry are worse than all the selfies on Instagram, probably.

  8. That’s what they all do. Like blacks (or even non-blacks like Megain) who pull the race card. Wimmin pull the sexist and misogynist cards at everything. Regardless of what it’s about.

    Say Yoko Fucking Ono was talentless and a malign influence on the Beatles? Misogynist.

    Call out Winne Mandela for being a corrupt and sadistic bitch? Misogynist.

    Point out that Jodie Whittaker was absolutely crap as Doctor Who? Misogynist.

    Don’t like women involved in football, and say that the Lionesses could never hack it at the top level? Misogynist.

    Carol Vorderwhore is a slapper who knows exactly what she’s doing? Misogynist.

    Wimmin are now like blacks. You question, find fault or criticise them at your peril. And they will shut down any sort of debate or discussion by screeching ‘misogynist’.

    • I was labelled a misogynist for using the term ‘dear’.

      Patronising perhaps, but misogynist?

      Deary me.

  9. I think it’s just her and her agent are trying to squeeze a last gasp out of the saggy bagpipe that was her career, rather the retire gracefully, they have taxidermied her into a silly sex doll, fuck me you can still smell the puncture patch glue.
    So you can teach an old dog new tricks, make her the figure for a company that rips off old people(like her usually), pump her full of plastic and Mogadon, get her to tell all about her sordid sex life and then once she has done a Katey Price and made people so sick of hearing her name, it’s a new career on porn being spit roasted by Romanian beggars.
    Sad really, but it’s the colouring book of attention seeking, but the thing I hate the most is that wonky eye, that makes her look like she, s looking at a clock on the behind you….
    So cross eyed Carol, fuck off while you still have the shadow from your previous dignity left you demented slapper…

  10. Carol is now in the same category as Amanda Whoreden, Davina McCunt, and Whorey Willoughby.

    All media prossies. But the one I dislike the most is Claudia Winklecunt. That terrible Traitors show is television at its shittest. The fake ‘funeral’ bit made me want to chuck up.

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