Andrew Marr. Leaving, thinking of leaving, threatening to leave the BBC.
Because the BBC is biased. Shock, horror.
As Battery Sergeant Major Shut Up Williams would say Oh dear. How sad. Now fuck off.
Supplementary nomination for the Beeb for employing this tosser in the first place.
Love to see him and Jeremy Clarkson bareknuckled behind the bike sheds. No fisting.
Nominated by: Fudman
Furniture poverty, as publicised by the BBC.
The link is a short film about a woman with no furniture. In London, natch.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-57076659
I watched the first bit. If you can be arsed watching note that:
The woman isnt British.
She is a single parent.
She has a very nice flat.
She is entitled and bears no responsibility.
I am assuming she pays for none of this. I may be wong but I doubt it.
So come on, why arent we getting Harrods to furnish it? And it’s good that the BBC highlights our guilt and obligations.
Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble
A “don’t-you-know-who-I-am?”, back to 1997 mini-cunting please for schoolmarmish, self important Pixie Balls – yes, Yvette “Sugartits” Cooper is back to leap aboard the Blair bandwagon since she saw Rachel Reeves creep back to the front bench last week – aided and abetted by the greasy old queen himself, who lets us know he is still available.
How long before working class heroes Hilary Benn and Mandy join them in the foetid chamber, still reeking from the afterglow of AnalEase;s soiled bloomers?
Sugartits takes herself FAR too seriously and it should be remembered that, in addition to her part in the expenses scandal, with her husband, she and Hilary did all they could to overturn Brexit. These days though, like Kweer and Anthony, not forgetting Doreen Lawrence (though she is highly forgettable) she has taken up epidemiology. and crystal ball gazing.
Britain needs a strong opposition but Kweer’ s shambling shower isn t it. We don’t need an infant school teacher dreaming of 1997 mithering on, and the re-emergence of these ageing backbench harpies is depressing and disgusting to see.
Of course, the big question for the little lady is – how has Ed Balls managed not to flatten her in bed?
Nominated by: W. C., Boggs
Money well spent. Foreign aid.
This fascist racist government has been severely criticised for cutting the foreign aid budget. Mostly from people who earn large sums from it – charidee bosses etc. And of course the woke.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-39653421
Where does the aid go?
Overall, the top five countries receiving UK aid were Pakistan, Ethiopia, Afghanistan, Yemen and Nigeria, with almost all the money going to countries in Africa and Asia.
I wonder how long the woke would last in any of these places?
Pakistan. Corrupt, rotten, persecuting non muzzies using a blasphemy law which only works one way. A PM who wants the West to ‘respect Islam’ By instsalling blasphemy laws. Also has a nuclear bomb.
Ethiopia. Doesnt seem to have moved on from 1985. St Bob really made a difference.
Afghanistan. See Pakistan. No bomb but otherwise vile, bigotted and rotten. Has misused $trillions.
Yemen. Another hell hole being used for a proxy war by the benign states of Iran and Saudi.
Nigeria. Where to start? Savage, corrupt, rotten to the core. Any aid going here ends up back in London in certain bank accounts.
We can chose not to contribute to Mbongo’s bucket. However were are taxed to contribute to Mbongo’s political elite.
Money well spent.
Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble
Prince “Oh,woe is me” Harry Fucking-Halfwit is a Cunt.
I’m aware that he is low-hanging fruit but here I go again…This stupid,spoiled brat is never out of the papers whining on about how hard his life has been… made so tough apparently by the millions of Pounds in the bank, a family that made possible his privileged life of cheating his way through school and helicopter-training,servants and flunkies to wipe his arse at every turn,a largely supportive media that pushed the “People’s Prince” narrative and a Public that mainly forgave him his indiscretions because he was a “bit of a lad” and lost his Mother at an early age.
How the ignorant,self-entitled,self-indulgent moron has the gall is beyond me..sitting in his mansion in America wailing for sympathy from people who,no matter how brilliantly clever or hard-working,could ever achieve the gilded lifestyle that he professes to hate and yet seems strangely reluctant to forego.
The snivelling on about his dead Mother is equally revolting…many children have had a dead parent or parents…unfortunately they just had to get on with it and didn’t have the luxury of an extended,fabulously rich family to help them through it.
I’ve no time for the Royal family but even I feel a bit of sympathy for them having to endure constant personal attacks from such an ungrateful,selfish idiot as Harry..he is pure scum.
Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler