Wes Streeting, (3) Health Secretary

is a cunt.

Such a lovely man, Wes has announced that he has a cunning plan to ‘ Save the NHS’. One idea is the building of new neighborhood health centres. These will be sited closer to peoples homes than their nearest hospital, where people will be able to see GPS, district nurses, care workers and other medical professionals under one roof.
Fifteen minute city, anyone?
Scary that Wes has a 10 year plan, implying that he’s expecting Labour to be in charge that long.

Anyway, Wes decided to consult the public and arranged for a suggestions portal to be set up.
It was immediately inundated with the kind of suggestions I’d expect to see on, well here, actually.

One person suggested a kidney donation in return for asylum, whilst another that, as hospitals have incinerators, they could offer cut price cremations.

Needless to say a team of moderators have been busy editing the site, but do have a glance at the link for a few more suggestions. I particularly liked the Dalek one.

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Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

Slavery

Imagine if you earnt your living at the expense of Africans?
Subjecting them to a life of servitude and enforced labour?

Yes, bet it was brilliant!! ?

Those days of earning a honest living on the high seas is sadly a thing of the past.

But it’s not forgotten about!!
Oh no.

The commonwealth far from being grateful for a free cruise and job offer are demanding billions in reparations.

Gambia foreign minister Marmaduke Tangerine* says

” I am fully in support of reparatory justice “.
As she flicked through Janet Frazer catalogue.

Also Joshua septicemia said he’d like free money too.

Will our weak government capitulate?

telegraph

* Or summat.

Nominated by MNC seconded by Geordie Twatt.

I would like to second MNC’s nomination.

Well thankfully Sir Kweer has told the Commonwealth Comedy Club to sod off with their claim for 18 trillion smackers. Presumably he left his pet primate in its cage, as we know that Clammy the Chimp is all in favour of swelling the Swiss bank accounts of banana republic dictators. After all, being black they are, like him, all victims of white oppression.

But here’s a chap who rather spoils the narrative. I give you Bola Tinubu, President of Nigeria, who attended the Samoan jolly. Bola is descended from one Efunroye Tinubu, aristocrat, merchant and slave trader, a lady reported to have said she would rather drown 20 slaves than sell them at a discount.

Britannica

To be fair to Bola, he confines himself to drug trafficking, money laundering and general corruption to enrich himself, so I suppose in African terms that’s progress.

I have no doubt a little bit of genealogical research would unearth other examples of slave owning/trading ancestry amongst the Commonwealth’s African delegates. Who knows, maybe even amongst Marmaduke Tangerine’s* Gambians, seeing as that country was a major source of slave labour back in the day.

200 years after we ended the slave trade and they’re still rattling the collecting tin. Have they got no shame?

* Copyright MNC

Kim Johnson M.P

With Halloween fast approaching, here is a real horror – a balding woman MP – Labour (of course) who -despite the fact we now all know for certain the late Chris Kaba was a violent career criminal, who received his first conviction at the age of 14, continues to defend him, and claims we are all racist for so doing.

Where do Labour find all these dodgy looking cunts (if this tart has one that is), whose one ambition in life is tio make an utter arsehole of themselves. If they are not quare or lezzas, they are brainless wankers, and as ugly as sin.

It just shows the utter pool of shit Labour has to draw on if they have to rely on wimminz like this one:

Daily Fail

Nominated by W C Boggs.

Dead Pool [338]

Congratulations to Lord Biryani who has won Dead Pool 337 by picking the veteran voice actress from the Archers June Spencer who has died at the ripe old age of 105 following a 79 long career .Spencer was the last original cast member of the Archers first appearing in the Pilot in 1950 and then from the Shows continuous start on New Years Day 1951.She appeared in the show on and off (but mostly on) over 72 years until retiring in 2022 aged 103 when she moved into a care home.She played former Landlady and former Socialist turned fierce Social Conservative Peggy Woolley (formerly Peggy Archer) for most of that time however had a 9 year break when she had children and her role was taken over by the late Thelma Rogers however Spencer returned to the role in 1962 for another 50 years.She played voiced Rita Flynn however during some of those years on the Programme. She is survived by her family who announced she died peacefully in her sleep in the early hours of this morning.Current editor of The Archers Jeremy Howe described her today as “The Queen of Ambridge” following news of her death.

On to Dead Pool 338

1)Nominate 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.Its first come and first serve.No duplicates allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless your pick has already been taken.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.

WAHEED ALLI

 

Kweer’s tailor, Gaylord Alli, has been a naughty boy. He has failed to declare several of his interests (not including ownership of the P.M’s arse), but of course, all he has to do is apologize, which he has done, and promised he won’t do it again, duckie, and all is forgiven:

order-order

Last night Wes Streeting’s boyfriend was giving a senior position in the “Communications” section for Team Twat. A consolation prize for not winning at Stockton in July no doubt . Joe Dancey will “earn” over £102,000 a year polishing Kweer’s nob.

Is Starmer about to “come out” and will that be as a quare or a cross-dresser? – after all, if Starmer had to have suits bought for him by his sugar daddy, what did he spend his own money on? – stockings, suspenders and frilly knickers, nice off the shoulder dresses perhaps:

Nominated by W. C. Boggs.