I want to nominate the two cunts who left their two dogs locked up with the windows up ,

when returning to their car they found the police officers smashing the car windows in to get some air in the car, then the cheeky fat cunts complained to the police officers because they broke the windows to get in,

and here is the icing on the cake about the cunts they had the cheek to complain about the food they had earlier on saying it had hairs and was substandard, that was after the greedy cunts had ate most of it, and as these pondlife were leaving the restaurant they were seen taking money from the tip jar, what cunts,

I despair…oven please for the cunts. Couple who locked their dogs in boiling car were seen on café CCTV hours earlier ‘taking money from staff tip jar,

Cunts beyond belief

Two Dogs Rescued from baking hot car

Nominated by: Sidthesexistsforeskin

“Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s political correspondent Ron Knee. Today I’m in Kent to report on the crisis caused by the flood of illegal migrants across the Channel. I’m joined by recently arrived er, Mohammed is it?”.

“Very best greetings, sir. Me most happy to be here! Me English very, very good. You give me money, house, mobile phone, white girls”.

“Not so fast, Mohammed. Just how did you manage to get here?”.

“Ah yes. Me give one thousand Euros and wife to nice Albanian man in Calais. He put me in dingy with two hundred others. You give me money, house, mobile phone, white girls”.

“Just exactly where are you from? Where are your documents?”.

“Er *cough* er me flee war zone in Iraq. Me refugee. No documents. Everyone’s passport accidently fall into water. Sea very rough. Dingy start to sink just outside Calais harbour. Nice British border force boat come in and take us on board. Like taxi, but me no have to pay! Bring us to England. You give me money, house, mobile phone, white girls”.

“So you’re fleeing a war zone you say. Why did you cross several safe countries to get to England then?”.

“No want to stay eastern Europe. No money. Shitty phone reception. Women fat and ugly. France hate us, only give snails to eat. We love Britain. Others who get here before us say how easy you make it for us to stay. Britain love us. Streets of London paved with gold. God save queen. Give me money, house…”.

“Yes yes, alright. Now I understand that Iraq is in fact now pacified. You can go back without fear”.

“No no sir. Me mean Syria. Flee war there. Me not safe. Me also bummy boy. Me get thrown off roof in Karachi if go back. Need sanctuary”.

“So let’s get this straight. You’re fleeing a war zone in Iraq. Or Syria. You said earlier that you’ve got a wife. Now you’re also saying that you fear persecution because of your sexuality. Oh, and Karachi’s in Pakistan, by the way, but of course you know that. Let’s face it, you’re just a freeloader. Just where are you from, and is Mohammed even your name?”.

“Oh sure boss. Everybody in Pakistan called Mohammed. Soon everybody in England called Mohammed too. No able talk more. Me suffering trauma. Me English very, very bad”.

“Of course it is. Oh, here’s your car now, to whisk you off to a four star hotel, where no doubt you’ll find a fat-cat immigration lawyer who’ll make it virtually impossible for you to be deported”.

“Yes me got good story of tragedy and abuse ready. Me get money, house, mobile phone, white girls, and you pay for it!”.

” *sigh* this is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio”.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

(More general info here – DA Border Force In French Waters )

(Oh, and apparently Debbie Bellisio (Operational Manager, Border Force) received an MBE for services to Border Security. – DA)

And there’s this, from Black Biscuit

In view of the enormous numbers of illegals arriving in England by so many easily disrupted routes as well as all the failed asylum seekers who are still here to rape rob and murder.

If one also takes into account our pathetic visa system (especially regarding students) then the old mind starts to envisage that a hidden purpose exists that for whatever reason sanctions and literally encourages this tsunami of souls seeking solace in little old U.K.

So a really big cunting for the lying bastards in charge please. No government since and including Blair’s shower of cunts have actually done anything that really hinders hordes of people arriving for the good life, what is the point of all the hot air and lies that are streamed out everyday by the cunts in charge when it is as plain as the balls on a bulldog (not English mind could be racist) that fuck all is happening except maybe border farce boats are being fitted with taxi meters to help with fuel costs.

Why pay thousands to a smuggler when if you can get 50 metres off shore border farce will pick you up. So as not to discriminate against non swimmers the Zodiac will go to 5 metres. Rumours abound that the head of a private airline has been pricing up some STOL aircraft that would be able to use beach as runway as the border farce boats are finding the going rather tough.

Built for patrol not short run ferry duties mechanical failure loams large. Aircraft are the answer you could fly the passengers anywhere away from prying eyes. So am I as mad as my doctor thinks? Or is there something going on some fucked up desire to change the Western World for ever cos it’s racist innit.

Thirded by –  Fuglyucker 

https://a.msn.com/r/2/AAMm7sN?m=en-gb&referrerID=InAppShare

The fucking home office are useless cunts, with all the radar and detection equipment around the fucking country we can tell when an unusual type of shark swims into British waters and we can spot this tide of human shit getting into blow up boats 6 feet from the French beaches so we know they are coming.
So all that is left to assume is fuck all is being done about it, they should be towing the fuckers back to France rather than picking them up and bringing them over WTF is going on with that, see the above link, Home office are supposed to stop these cunts…

Still yet more from – Sick of It

A cunting for the Joke of the Day, yes we have the solution to stop the record numbers of ILLEGALS crossing the channel in border force taxis.

This Dangerous (lol) crossing, the most ridiculous statement that politicians come out with, it is clearly not dangerous otherwise large numbers of these boat people would be floating bodies through the channel.

Back to the Joke, the UK are going to give France 54 million quid to double the number of police patrolling the beaches, why is this a joke, well it doesn’t matter how many fucking Frog Coppers are on the beach if they all have their eyes shut, backs turned and basically don’t give a fuck.

What a waste of money, just send the cunts straight back!!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-57909188

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Logophile – that´s me!

God bless them – those word loving logophiles.

I was just thinking of some of my favourite words and their appealing sounds – scrotum, filibuster, trenchant, snuggle, spam, grunge, morbid, yokel and mulligatawny, for example.

They all start with consonants so here a few more that start with vowels – amanuensis, incontinent, euphoric, anthropomorphic, epistolary, unguent, anachronism, illicit and oleaginous.

I know it´s not a cunting but it makes a change from bollocking (incidentally, another of my favourite words) the BBC.

Fuck pride Month. Let´s have National Logophile Day!

Nominated by: Mr Polly

(More info here – DA  Word Spotters )

The Tolkien Society

Watch out ladies, they’ve got swords and aren’t scared to unsheath them

Long an admirer of Tolkien, I have been a member of the Tolkien Society for some years now. It’s a way to fully appreciate Professor Tolkien’s unique and very English genius as a prolific sub-creator. And I mean the real, literary Tolkien, not the juvenilised version in Peter Jackson’s films.

I know Tolkien is not everyone’s cup of tea. Regardless, you have to admire the exhaustive and very learned creativity he poured into his life work. A professor of philology and Anglo-Saxon at Oxford, he spent a lifetime creating the languages, history and geography of Middle-Earth as well as writing his greatest books, the Silmarillion and the Lord of the Rings. His purpose was to create a mythology for England, which he felt was sadly lacking, having been stamped out by the Anglo-Normans. I know of nothing else like Tolkien’s achievement in the history of literature. For people of a scholarly bent studying Tolkien is endlessly fascinating. The Tolkien Society has helped people gain an appreciation of Tolkien through its publications and conferences on Tolkien. It’s not some amateur society of immature Middle-Earth geeks, nerds and cosplayers but a serious literary organisation.

Unfortunately, like everything else, the Tolkien Society has gone woke. This years Tolkien Society conference is called “Tolkien and Diversity”. Papers to be presented include, “Gondor in Transition: A Brief Introduction to Transgender Realities in The Lord of the Rings,” “The Lossoth: Indigeneity, Identity, and Antiracism,” and “‘Something Mighty Queer’: Destabilizing Cishetero Amatonormativity in the Works of Tolkien.” There is also “ Pardoning Saruman?: The Queer in Tolkien’s The Lord of the Rings”. WTF?

It’s immediately apparent that the “scholars” presenting these papers don’t know the first thing about Tolkien. It sounds more like they hate Tolkien and would like to destroy his achievement. Tolkien had nothing whatsoever to say about Woke obsessions. He would have hated wokedom. There are no “transgender realities” in Tolkien. There is nothing about race or queerness. And he certainly wouldn’t have cared a fuck about “cishetero amatonormativity.”

Why would these morons want to vandalise Tolkien’s work with their abnormal obsessions. Because deep down they hate him. He represents all that they despise – a conservative, an English patriot with a deep love of England and it’s countryside, a Christian with a tolerant world view but respectful of others and a WW1 veteran. Someone who believed in the value of English civilisation. He was also an Edwardian and like others of his generation had a benign but hierarchical view of society.

That Woke idiots now come to slander, distort and destroy these sub-creations of Tolkien is also, paradoxically, a testament to his legacy. Like Melkor and Sauron, they are possessed by the dark thoughts of their own imaginings and want to bring Tolkien down to their grubby level, where everything can be reduced to race and sex and politics. And the Tolkien Society are letting these orcs in through the front door.

A veritable Mount Doom of cunt.

https://www.tolkiensociety.org/events/tolkien-society-summer-seminar/

Nominated by the Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine