Cunts who walk behind you when you’re reversing.

I went to town yesterday to do my weekly shop and as I was backing out of the (fucking narrow) bay some tart and her brat saw fit to walk right across my pat.

The woman was reading something on her phone..she was a sweaty porker who I wouldn’t have wanted to ride into battle,never mind bed ,but that’s by the by…

Someone must have girded their loins and impregnated her…anyhow,back to the point. She and her child were fucking lucky that I was in the jeep and not the pickup or I’d have never seen them for the canopy on the back..but it would still.no doubt, have been my fault if I’d flattened them.

I did open the door and shout asking if she was blind but the woman didn’t even look my way…probably too busy updating her “Full-time Mummy” status on facebook….

Nominated by – Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

Seconded by – Paul Maskinback

Last week I suffered two incidences of this cuntish behaviour. The first was when I was driving out of my children’s school having collected them.

Being a school, I am on high alert being inattentive children wandering around. I checked both ways, a couple of times before moving. I then started to reverse then caught sight of a parent walking his offspring about a foot from my rear bumper.

The adult, the bulb headed cunt, stared his filthiest look at me, to which I wound the window down and suggested he used his eyes or went to Specsavers.

The second incident was at a local supermarket. Same thing, coast clear then some cunt on a mobile phone casually strolls right behind your path.

Daft fucking cunts.

What could a bunch of opticians possibly do to make this grumpy old cunts piss boil over? The answer is above. I was happily watching YouTube last night when an ad for this latest fawning partnership shitfest rudely interrupted the great Alf Garnet going at full steam which really pissed me off.

https://www.visionexpress.com/discover/the-lineker-edit

According to them, IsACs least admired smirking jug lugs cunt is a much loved sports personality and something of a fashion icon, and has chosen his favourite style of eyewear to foist upon us!

Not content with p*ncing £159 from the wallets/purses of around 11,700 telly tax payers, or getting however much from the likes of Walkers et al, this most odious of cunts now gleans yet even more cash for this latest round of cuntitude from companies using the already obscenely wealthy to peddle some overpriced ‘endorsed by a so called celebrity tat’ thinking that its something we all want.

The gushing content of that link is vomit inducing, prattling on about his ‘fruit and veg days’ like Suckdick Khan goes on about his dad being a Bus driver, and don’t even look at the many pictures unless you’re gay. I only looked because I know IsAC needs reputable links these days and I wanted to cunt this pairing. One way or another, patrons of Vision Express will be paying for this bollocks, but luckily I’m not one of them. Based on this collaboration I never will be. So Vision Express, go take your partnership with this slimy overhyped turd and go fuck yourselves because you’ve scored an own goal with me. Cunts.

Nominated by: The Eternally Grumpy Cunt

Chairman Meow

The Chinese Communist Party

On the occasion of its 100th birthday there is no better time than now to cunt this monolithic monstrosity and it’s xenophobic leader, Xi Jinping.

To give you an idea of the mentality of the CCP I only need to quote the dear leaders stirring speech delivered this week to the party faithful- “Only socialism can save China, and only socialism with Chinese characteristics can develop China. We will never allow anyone to bully, oppress or subjugate China.

Anyone who dares try to do that will have their heads bashed bloody against the Great Wall of Steel forged by over 1.4 billion Chinese people.” Sounds as if Xi has been reading the speeches of Adolf Hitler for inspiration.

The CCP has a stirring list of achievements to its name – The Cultural Revolution; The Great Famine; The rape of Tibet; The Tiananmen Square massacre; More executions than any other country – sometimes in public; 65 million dead.;

An oppressive surveillance state; An oppressive system of social credit; Bird flu; Coronavirus; Maoism; corruption and cronyism; debt enslavement of the Third World – to name but a few.

As you know I am married to a Chinese woman and know China reasonably well. In China I have only ever encountered friendliness and kindness from ordinary Chinese people. I love the country, the people and it’s incredible history. But there are some bad apples and these are the fanatical Communists.

Sometimes they rail against my wife for marrying a Westerner and ask what’s wrong with Chinese men – she tells them their breath stinks and they have tiny dicks. And that’s what’s behind all these CCP hysterics – they feel inferior and are terrified of losing. That’s a dangerous mind set.

The CCP’s control over China is absolute. China might look like the West on the surface but you don’t have to dig very deep to find the terrifying presence of the CCP. China was liberalising but under Xe it’s turning back to the bad old days of Mao.

The CCP – the Chinese Cunts Party. It’s not going to end well.

Nominated by: Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine

Alexa (and kids crying to mummy due to it)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-57680173

Apparently the handful of lasses (may be some lads too, you never know these days) called Alexa are getting howwible jibes in the school play ground, things such as being told “Alexa, dance” etc. Didd fucking ums.

In my day there wasnt a kid in school who didnt get the pleasure of being chased, kicked, harrassed and called every name under the sun. You just tell them to fuck off and smash them in the bollocks.

Its called growing up.

Complaining about a fucking voice activated computer bitch.

Fuck off.

(Commentary on the stupidity of voice activation devices in general are welcome – NA)

Nominated by: GeneralZod

Surprisingly not blind anymore. Funny that.

Bill Cosby’s CV

Name: Bill Cosby.

Profession: Entertainer and comedian.

Education: GCSEs in English, Maths, Chemistry, Biology.

Hobbies: Reading, gardening, hiking, drugging white women then sexually abusing them.

Films/TV: The Cosby Show, I Spy, Fat Albert, plenty of home videos.

Skills: Sweeping, serving food, making jokes about white people, spiking drinks.

Other Experience: Wriggling out of punishment due to an unprofessional criminal-justice system who woefully cut corners, refusing counselling for hideous crimes, being a cunt.

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous