Poor thing, get a tattoo of a crutch on the other leg.

Yesterday, I had the pleasure of being educated by the brave Raheem Sterling, during the ‘build up’ for yesterday’s Euro Quarter Final between the Czech Republic and Denmark.

Well, I say ‘build up’ to the game in the loosest possible way. It was really 30 minutes of being lectured to, by a brave and oppressed 350 grand a week football player. It would’ve been nice to have, oh I dunno, pundits on talking about potential tactics while highlighting strengths and weaknesses of both teams. It was the pre game build up ffs.

Much easier for them to sit around moaning about honkies instead though, right?

He was asked if he felt things (regarding racism) had changed for the better. He looked like Rick Waller had just farted in his face and said ‘Not really’. More needs to be done apparently? He brought up the Chelsea incident. The fan was banned for life, despite the CPS deciding no charges were necessary.

He doesn’t say what this ‘more needs to be done’ is, of course. The team is kneeling for BLM (because that IS the fucking reason they do it) for every game, but that isn’t enough. The entire ITV panel for that game was black too. Not enough.

Maybe all us honkies should all just fucking top ourselves eh? Will that be enough?

Well sorry, we’ve done more than enough. It’s about time certain communities took some responsibility for what goes on within them. How about that for once? This is the least racist country on Earth. I wasn’t a racist, but I’m fucking becoming one now, thanks to bollocks like this.

The panel were more interested in race baiting than being football pundits. Just easier to blame the honky. Oh and straight after his lecture I didn’t miss the fact that an advert with him in it was shown. They’d changed the narration to something like ‘When people are looking up to you and what you have to say’ as he hugged a black kid.

Ker fucking ching, eh?

Let’s do more…for his and other race baiters’ growing bank balances. It’d be racist not to.

Sterling and Racist Abuse

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

…and this from Field Marshal Cuntgomery

Apologies for another football related nomination, but this issue is really doing my head in.
Post match accusations of racism are a cunt. The shenanigans after England’s penalty defeat are nothing new. This happens on an almost weekly basis whenever some of our more overhyped players have a shit game (again). Now we even have an England player accusing the (Indian) Home Secretary of not giving a shit about racism in order to provoke another diversion. The cynic in me thinks this is a convenient smokescreen to divert attention and make the public feel bad about themselves, rather than the result. Obviously when white players miss penalties, play shit or get sent off in pivotal matches, they don’t have a bad word said against them. Just ask a certain Mr Beckham and his family.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-57778668

And also this from Cuntstable Cuntbubble

The fucking morons racially abusing England players.

There are many reasons to abuse cunts like St Marcus and ‘penalty chicken’ Stirling. Indeed footballers in general But colour isnt one of them.

All these fucking morons achieve is to justify knee taking and make our country seem institutionally and structurally racist. Which it aint. A fucking gift to the identity and victim politics of the left, which detracts from real problems – corruption, chumocracies of both left and right and inequalities which affect all.

Stupid neanderthal fucking knuckle draggers.

A link just in case anyone missed it.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/57800431

Tedi Fanta…”who you may ask”?
If the pixelated out photos on the news reports are to go by, he is another stabby Black cunt of no fixed abode but apparently from from Swansea.

The cunt has been arrested on suspicion on stabbing a 60 year old man by Oxford circus yesterday.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-57705785

https://www.gbnews.uk/news/swansea-man-charged-with-murder-of-60-year-old-in-oxford-circus/110028

Another example were the criminals colour is withheld from the report which I am certain if it had been a B lack man stabbed it would have been full of was this a racist attack.

Any how Tedi Fanta you are a cunt.

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt

You’re a swimmer, get a haircut. You might win something.

Black swimmers are ‘heartbroken’ because the swimming competition have banned soul caps which are swimming caps into which black swimmers can cram their dreadlocks, afros and other hairstyles.

Apparently, this dreadful situation is preventing many young black swimmers pursuing their dream of representing their country. I am aware that Fiddler has opinions as to why we do not see Team GB awash with swimmers of colour but I do feel that he might be unaware of this dreadful discrimination.

Should any of us encounter one of these heartbroken persons do not assume that one of their family has just been informed that they have a terminal illness or suchlike; it is because their hairstyle prevents them winning a gold medal at the Olympic Games.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-57688380

Nominated by – Guzziguy

Link helpfully provided by – Dickie Dribbler

The reasons to avoid travelling on public transport if you can are many and varied. No doubt one of the most compelling is the desire to avoid contact with that elusive, anti-social individual known only as ‘The Phantom Farter’.

I had to go into town earlier today, and was obliged to return by bus. This led to an encounter with that sinister, will o’ the wisp figure, which proved to be only slightly less traumatic than a near-death experience.

As I was nearing the end of my journey, one of ten or so passengers on the lower deck let off one of those silent-but-deadly guffs which suggest that the culprit has stuffed an over-ripe piece of Stilton up their arse and left it to rot.

The effect on the social dynamic among the passengers was subtle yet immediate. Heads turned uneasily from side to side, as individuals visibly sort to direct attention away from themselves by implying that the source of the atrocity lay elsewhere.

The cheeky cunt in the seat behind me got up and opened a window, in what I took to be a blatant attempt to point the finger of blame at me. Then an elderly Asian woman pressed the bell and shuffled towards the door. The collective consciousness of the remaining passengers immediately formed the opinion ‘CURRY!’, and a silent verdict of ‘guilty’ was inferred.

Shortly it was my turn to get off, and as I walked away from the bus stop I was at pains to avoid glancing in the direction of any pavement-side passengers, lest this be seen as an admission of guilt on my part.

Take it from me ladies and gents (and others), this really was a rasper of the most eye- wateringly noxious kind. I mean, what kind of diet must some people be on to produce such an effect?

The worst of it is, you never know where this anonymous misanthrope may strike next; in the supermarket, the cinema queue, the post office,the coffee shop… before fading into the wild blue yonder once more.

‘They seek him here, they seek him there, they seek the bastard everywhere. Is he in heaven or is he in hell, that elusive farting pimpernel’.

I think I need some air…

Nominated by – Ron Knee

As far as I know, this repulsive creature isn’t the son of the famous Hyacinth (he used to be called Sheridan, so I suppose it is just possible….).

Joking apart, this ugly bastard, who hails from Brighton, that capital city of bumfuckery, amused himself by stabbing cats – 16 at last count, of which 9 died:

https://www.aol.co.uk/news/security-guard-found-guilty-brighton-145434688.html

The little cunt didn’t have the guts to appear in court to hear the consequences of his disgusting behaviour, but is in hospital (Perhaps he tried to top himself? or just got the shits at the prospect of facing justice). He will be sentenced on 12th July, provided he turns up.

I am totally angered by animal cruelty, and the very lenient sentences they usually attract. IF I had my way, this little cunt would be given a severe thrashing with a cat o nine tails, and then handed over for a gang bang with Brightons many poofters.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs