Well here she is again, our own little national ray of sunshine. It’s Katie ‘Cut’ Price; back from her latest botox and facelift, and looking more than ever like one of those plastic sex dolls.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-looks-different-new-26255609
It’s very strange. We’re told that this ludicrous tart is bankrupt, and that she owes her creditors a shed load of cash. Yet she buys and wrecks expensive cars, narrowly avoiding going to prison in the process, indulges in very expensive ‘cosmetic’ procedures, and generally jets about the world having a good time.
How does she do it? I can only conclude that she’s got a magic money tree in the garden of her very expensive yet filthy house.
She is, in more ways than one, a real piece of work. Kim Kardashian minus the class. We’re so lucky to have her.
Nominated by: Ron Knee