Fuck the Olympics and fuck the names of these kids? Sky and Bombette? Surely the parents were pissed when choosing these names. Why do sports events take priority over COVID? It’s a piss take.

Does anybody really give a fuck about the Olympics and why is Sky news hammering this story? Is it because one of the kids is called Sky? The majority of people could not give a flying monkey about the Olympics. The games should have been cancelled months ago.

Fuck off.

13 year old skateboarder set to make history

Nominated by: Cock Blanket

Seconded of a sort by – Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

Has anyone seen the trailer for The Raspberry Games on Channel 4 ?….like a 3 minute promo for “The Abominable Dr Phibes’ Carnival Tent of Terrors”…all that seems to be missing is a bearded lady…he’s probably too busy strapping his cock and balls to his thigh before competing in the women’s weightlifting event..although,tbf. if mental illness can be considered a disability perhaps The Special Olympics is just the place for The Tranny Brigade…at least they’re genuine Nutters and not just some Cunt with a bong-eye or Jeremy Beadle-style withered hand.

” To be a Paralympian you have to have something wrong with you” indeed

“Tokyo Olympics: Team GB women’s football take the knee”….and so it starts..a bunch of Cunts managing to combine virtue-signalling with a standard of football that would shame the Byker Grove Special-Needs second Eleven to produce a truly unwatchable pile of utter shite.

I hope their dildos wilt.

Yours Truly must state for the record that he is older than most of the bastards out there and has total contempt for the gibbering farting pack of ’em.

They use their monstrous heavy sharp edged contraptions as offensive weapons to assault the citizenry about their lawful business while under the delusion that their covid masks make them mister anonymous.

Example: YT had fought his way to the end of the queue at me local Co-Op and was about to make an ethical caring sharing purchase when one of the old fuckers gunned his motor and shot in front of me. Politely informed old scummy scrotum that he was behind me and assumed me rightful place at the Check Out and he had better behave or I would pull his tubes out.

Old Cunto then aims his foot boards at me ankles and tries to block the Check Out aisle with his war chariot. So climb over the old cunt and engage in verbals and make me purchase while he tries to repeatedly ram raid me bollocks.

Politely made the point that if he continued like that he would likely have a stroke and that the slimy bubbles coming out of his nose and mouth were not, in my opinion, a good sign.

Further verbals of an Anglo Saxon nature then to calm him down I disconnected his battery. That did the trick and stopped his morphine pump as well. Made me excuses and left.

Interesting that no-one in the shop intervened or went to help the old cunt despite his obvious distress.

Cruel hard world in the Co-Op.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

NA helpfully supplied this pic from his own collection. (psst speak quietly or you’ll wake him up)

(I have others too, nudge nudge wink wink say no more – NA)

Other people’s summer clothing is often a cunt.

Where are the fashion police when you need them?

While summer means that pretty people in skimpy clothing are a seasonal joy, most people who wear skimpy clothing are a truly revolting spectacle.

The huge increase in morbidly obese cunts is particularly in evidence at seaside resorts, where they seem to think it is okay to expose their revolting stomachs, flabby arms, lard arses, veiny legs, and disgusting feet.

Some are so enormous that they move their elephantine bodies around on special motorised vehicles. However, and for balance I should say that skinny cunts can look appallingly wizened and warty.

It is a wonder that a yours truly, attired in a blazer, slacks, loafers and a straw fedora can hold down his lunch as he takes a postprandial stroll along the prom with Mrs Twenty.

I propose that, to end this annual horror show, the wearing following items of clothing in public, be banned:

T-shirts – (perhaps not an outright ban but at least they restricted item, available only to people of a sensible size);

Shorts – these disgusting items should be unavailable to men unless they are members of the forces serving overseas or in the Royal Navy (women’s shorts could be worn but again, on a restricted basis);

Sandals, slides and flip-flops – a ban for men except in a sports setting.

No doubt fellow cunters can think of other sartorial atrocities that should never see the light of a summer’s day…

Nominated by – Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

Joy Reid is a US political commentator on MNSBC. She’s also a reptile.

There is, at last, a push back in the USA against the teaching of critical race theory in US schools. Whether or not this will turn the tide only time will tell. Eventually, I think it will – but it’s going to be an uphill struggle both in the US and here.

Many parents have been attending meetings at their children’s schools in the US and many have vehemently protested the teaching of critical race theory saying that it fosters hate, division and racism.

Many of these parents have been quite emotional and a number of videos of these events have gone viral. At a meeting in London County, Virginia, one Chinese parent who lived through the Cultural Revolution said that what is happening now reminds her of those dark days.

The response of the school was to close the meeting and to call the police to arrest the parents – thereby reinforcing the comments of the Chinese parent.

MSNBC anchor Joy Reid played a clip on her show of one these parents who said – ‘Just because I do not want critical race theory taught to my children in school does not mean I’m a racist, damn it!’

Reid’s response? She laughed and said ‘Actually, it does’.

https://twitter.com/MythinformedMKE/status/1389930601566834693

Where is this going to end. Deny you’re a racist – then you’re a racist. Best to accept that you are a racist and be purged.

Joy Reid represents the very worse type of woke broadcaster and stands proxy for the rest of them, Emily Witless included.

Nominated by – MCMM

Tom Hanks? isn’t that a euphamism?

Does anyone actually like Tom Hanks? Since he won an Oscar he only appears in the most Tom Hanksien of films.

You know the sort, bland Oscar bait piles of dross that they want you to think it’s like putting on a pair of cozy slippers when in reality they’re just shit.

Don’t get me started on the pile of shit that was Forrest Gump. Watch it again, you obey orders all your life and you get to go to space! You actually think and don’t blindly follow orders you end up with AIDS, miserable and dead.

I liked Big though.

Nominated by – LazyBiscuits