Watching TrashTV Ironically

A nomination for twats who watch trashy TV and listen to pop music ironically.

I know the type; Cultural studies lecturers who wax lyrical about Eastbenders, Big Brother or latterly Love/Suicide Island being great television. The people with expensive educations who consume dross because it makes them feel clever, they can patronise the simpletons who watch it earnestly and it makes them feel less alienated from ‘mass culture’. They know they’re too thick to have a stab at Immanuel Kant.

They’re the sort who write off Nietzsche because he ‘influenced the Nazis’

Fucking hipsters on the peak of Mt Stupid.

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Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

Francis Fukuyama and “The End of History”.

This is an interesting read actually.

This Cunting is not so much for Fukuyama but his inane theory of the “End of History (EOH) and what it represents.

After the collapse of the USSR Fukuyama, in his very influential book “The End of History”, predicted the triumph of Western Liberalism. Fukuyama’s argument was that, with the collapse of communism, the last ideological alternative to liberalism had gone. Fascism had been killed off in ww2, and now Communism was defeated.

In Communist states, like China, political and economic reforms were heading in the direction of a liberalism. Fukuyama saw history as the process by which liberal institutions and democracy become universal. Fukuyama said history had therefore reached its goal. Cue collective backslapping amongst the Western elites who now rested on their laurels and pushed dangerous idea of global corporatism and multi-national institutions like the EU without restraint.

How shortsighted was this? Fukuyama missed completely the suppression of the pro-democracy movement in China which culminated in Tiananmen Square. Since then it’s gone from bad to worse in China which has not embraced Liberalism but rather state capitalism, which has emboldened it and made it just as oppressive as before.

And Russia has not embraced Liberalism but kleptocracy. Putin, with a stack of nukes inherited from the USSR and an even bigger chip on his shoulder, is making dangerous mischief around the world. At least the old Soviet leaders were statesmen. Putin is just a chippy little cunt. And it also seems that the nation state refuses to die, as Brexit and tensions in the EU demonstrate.

So it seems that history hasn’t ended and that it’s got a few more tricks up it’s sleeve.

Fukuyama, to do him credit, now realises this. He also blames woke identity politics because he says these demands can never be satisfied and racial grievances and self-flagellation by the woke elite, will never be sated It’s an endless cycle. Fukuyama has realised that people are not rational and, until they are, history will not end.

If liberalism is to be saved it has to be freed from this end of history nonsense. People need to stand up and defend it against the Chinese, the Russians and woke post-modernism. People have to realise what freedom is and defend it. Fukuyama has made the West sit on its laurels and take its eye of the ball. Has anyone got the guts to do it? Perhaps then we will see not so much the end of history but at least the end of cunts.

So what’s this Cunting for? Stupid, idealistic theories that are removed from reality, I suppose.

Thanks for bearing with me.

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Nominated by – MMCM

Miles Routledge – The World’s most dangerous tourist.

Is this the real life or is it just fantasy?

A Cunting please for millennial tourist, Miles Routledge, who is now stuck in Afghanistan and fearing for his life after boasting of his tour to visit the ten most dangerous countries in the World.

Routledge is a 21 year old student and, according to his friends, an obsessive attention seeker. He has been boasting online, and gathering quite a following in the process, of his intention to “goof off and soak the sun” in what he has determined, after careful research, to be the most dangerous countries in the World – the ones the Foreign Office tell you not to visit under any circumstances.

He has already “soaked up the sun” (and quite a bit of radiation) in Chernobyl. He is currently “goofing off and soaking up the sun” in Afghanistan, where he has already had a brush with the Taliban. He has also posted pictures of himself posing next to an Afghan military checkpoint where he said “ I kind of just thought, I’m going to be killed by the Taliban, fair enough.” Duh!

Routledge has recently posted other updates on his Facebook page where he spoke about the “anarchy” unfolding in Kabul and the psychological toll it had taken on him. He said he was in a “bit of a pickle” after flights were cancelled. Clearly reality is beginning to set in.

Routledge has now posted that he will be part of an “emergency evacuation” after apparently finding refuge with Western forces. A since-deleted picture showed him posing in a flak jacket with a British flag on it, while holding a rifle. I’m sure the British Forces need this numpty clinging around their necks like a Taliban induced hole in the head.

He’s now complaining that he has been abandoned by the British Embassy as they did not respond to his calls to get him urgently out of Afghanistan.

Mr Routledge is sadly typical of the type of Millennial moron obsessed with social media up ticks. In the process he’s quite prepared to make a nuisance of himself and put others at risk. The only thing this goof is likely to soak up is Taliban bullets.

The most dangerous cunt in the World.

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Nominated by – MMCM

The City of Cunture

The City of Culture

Don’t know what this entails but there are apparently a record number of bids this year. And as we all know, Hull was transformed into Venice on Humber due to it’s stint.

There are 20 applicants. Some actually are cities but most are ‘areas’ or regions, which is puzzling.

Of the 2 actual cities I know I can say this: –

Newport. I come from here and it has degenerated from a busy industrial port to a complete shithole. Aided and abetted by a fucking useless council.

Bradford. Words fail me. Culture? Drugging, grooming and very peaceful.

Then there are these oddities:-

  • Conwy County
  • Cornwall
  • County Durham
  • Lancashire
  • Medway
  • Powys
  • Stirling
  • Torbay and Exeter
  • Wakefield District
  • Wrexham County Borough
  • Great Yarmouth
  • East Suffolk

Cities? There are more sheep than people in Powys (ooh, lovely).

Wakefield is typically W Yorks i.e. a dump.

Lancashire is Islamabad with rolling R’s and the odd whippet.

What the fuck does ‘city’ of culture have to do with these places? And what is to be gained, apart from employing otherwise unemployable arty cunts who will doubtlessly mostly be from elsewhere.

Moving between ‘cities of culture’ and ER/BLM/Second referendum demonstrations.

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What a load of cunt.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Nicola Fuller – Off her Trolley

It’s your domestic correspondent here – sort of butch Esther Ranzen – to tell you of the latest halfwit to be left in floods of tears at the checkout.

You will recall a couple of weeks ago I told you about some silly tart reduced to tears in a sports shop because the lift wasn’t working?, Well today an even sillier tart who got her knickers in a twist and departed in floods of tears because the supermarket cashier was too fast for her. Step forward, Ms. Fuller:

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You can only assume that these daft cows are after financial compensation, else why do they admit to grizzling over such minor matters.

At one time in Britain we were proud of our stiff upper lips – these days the stiff upper lips are engulfed under floods of tears and double chins.

Nominated by: W.C.Boggs