(UK hater-when-convenient Thompson and Blubby Hubby receiving their Italian Citizenship, conveniently in front of the media – Day Admin)

Greg Wise and ‘Our Emm’.

Once upon a time, not so long ago, there was Brexit. This did not go down well with ‘national treasure’ Emma Thompson and her husband Greg Wise.

‘I feel European’, burbled our Emm, contemptuously labelling the land which has given her fame and fortune as ‘a tiny little cloud-bolted, rainy corner of sort-of Europe, a cake-filled, misery-laden grey old island’. We love you too.

Amid much pomp and fanfare, the pair swanked off and bought a pad in Venice, and were granted residency in February 2020. Here they stayed happily ever after, sporting their European credentials and living out their European dream.

Erm, well not quite. Suddenly, like a bolt from the blue, came Covid-19, which hit Italy like a roaring shitstorm. So did Emm and Greg, true to their new allegiance, stay in Italy and ride it out?.

Nope. The pair promptly pissed their pants and fled back to benighted old Blighty after just FOUR DAYS, and (at least as far as I can see) Italy hasn’t seen hide nor hair of them since.

Fast forward to August 2021. I’ve just finished reading the somewhat pretentious ‘What I’ve Learnt’ column in ‘The Times’ magazine, featuring none other than the lad Greg himself. It appears that he and the mrs. are still in the wilds of Argyll. He says ‘we’re tucked up in a glen here in Scotland, and the morning light and sounds of nature are extraordinary’. He’s busy ‘reconnecting with nature’, it seems.

The intro to the article states that ‘he lives in London and Scotland with his wife Emma Thompson’. No mention of Italy and the glories of life in the EU. No shit, Sherlock. It seems that old Brexit Britain ain’t such bad a place to be after all when there’s a problem. I wonder if they’ll ever feel safe enough to desert us once more *sob*, in order to grace Italy with their presence again…

What a couple of utterly intolerable, hypocritical luvvy cunts these two are.

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*Apologies Admin; I can’t find a link to ‘The Times’ article of 21 Aug 2021 which contains the full article with the complete intro.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

(Imagine Jack “The Sweeney” Regan driving around in one of these! – Day Admin)

Rainbow police cars.
From being terrified of doing their job in case they get accused of racism, to this new low-point in British policing.

Deputy Police Commissioner Julie Cooke said:
“The cars are on the normal police patrol in the communities to show them in turn that we encourage you to report yourselves. They should encourage our LGBT + community, but also other underrepresented groups.”

Bound to frighten and subdue the most hardened thug or jihadi.

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Nominated by: mystic maven

(More insanity here. Day Admin – News Link )

“Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s political correspondent Ron Knee reporting. As part of our in-depth analysis of the situation in Afghanistan, we’re going to examine the implications of the imposition of Sharia law in that country. We’re joined, live from Kabul, by Abdul Abdul al-Abdul, Commander of the Faithful and the Taliban’s Chief of Religious Affairs, to assist our analysis”.

“May the putrid droppings of a diseased camel befoul your well, infidel”.

“I’m pleased to speak to you too. Now Commander, perhaps you could begin by briefly explaining what Sharia law actually is”.

“Indeed. Sharia is our legal system, the fundamental religious code which governs all areas of life, including all obligations, routines, and beliefs”.

“Now, could you give an example of how this works in practice? How would it be applied towards homosexuals, for instance?”.

“Bummy boys (snarling and gnashing of teeth) will be immediately dragged before the appropriate religious authority, where, be assured, their case will be treated with scrupulous fairness and impartialiality. Naturally they will be found guilty, promptly gagged and bound, and thrown from a high building. Other deviants, such as nancy boys who dress in girly clothes, and females who like to lick the unmentionable parts of other women, will be treatmented similarly”.

“Crikey. Are all trangressors to be treated as harshly?”.

“Goodness me no. Those found guilty of lesser offences, such as drinking alcohol, coveting a neighbour’s wife or donkey, or listening to the music of sissy boy Justin Bieber will receive mercy, and will merely have a hand severed”.

“That’s most considerate. Now let me come to an issue that’s vexing many people here in…”.

“Yes yes, I know what you will say. You are concerned about the treatment of women and girls. Let me assure that they will be treated with utmost respect under Sharia, as long as they accept their status as chattels of their husbands. It is their duty to stay indoors at all times unless accompanied by a male guardian, in which case they must don the burqa. Naturally they are not permitted to learn reading and writing, must speak only when spoken to, and submit themselves to the bodily urges of their husbands whenever called upon to do so”.

“I’m sure that women will rush to have the honour of becoming a jihadi bride”.

“But of course. It is the natural order of things. I am shortly to be enjoying my own nuptuals to a most alluring creature. The dowery was large; ten goats and sheep, and a Kalashnikov, but she is worth it. A little old at thirteen perhaps, but then I have always admired the more mature female. But enough of this. Alas I must now depart to oversee the burning of a cinema and the destruction of a children’s playpark. Farewell Kaffar, and may a rabid dog piss on your leg”.

“Erm, thank you for that most enlightening conversation. I’m sure that our followers will be reassured to learn that there will be justice and freedom for all in the ‘new’ Afghanistan. This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio”.

Nominated by – Ron Knee

According to a Wikipedia article (well it clearly must be true – DA) and academia in general, white people (or the Caucasian race) is an obsolete classification of race.

Therefore, us whiteys do not exist as white people. I find this somewhat dehumanising, but that doesn’t matter. I’m white, so it’s ok for everyone to claim such things.

However, if this is the case, then surely such things as ‘white privilege’ do not exist? Next time some employer wants to send you on a ‘be less white’ course, tell them that ‘being white’ has been debunked by academia recently, so you’re not going.

It seems whitey exists when it suits them (to bash and racially abuse us to the point of dehumanisation now)? They can’t genocide you if you don’t exist either.

Dangerous stuff. Now this sort of thing really is ‘hateful.’

Not sure if I’m overreacting here, but this seems dodgy ground to me.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caucasian_race

Nominated by – Cuntybollocks

Add to that this from Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Here we fucking go again.

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”NZ to stop calling soccer team the All Whites over fears it’s RACIST”

The reason they are called the All Whites is to distinguish them from the All Blacks. And of course their kit is white (Is that allowed?)

But hang on if the All Whites is racist. How come the All Blacks isn’t? And, like the rugby team, the soccer team is open to all races. So what the fuck is the logic?
There is a NZ Maori rugby team. Why isn’t that racist?
There is also the Azurri, Italian blues. Isn’t that racist against Smurfs? I know that no Smurf has ever been picked for Italy.
Then there are those Dutch cunts. Clockwork Orange. Yet David Dickinson nor any of the slappers of the various window licking reality tv shows have been selected.
And don’t get me started on those ‘Red’ elitists.

These cunts are going to disappear up their own, woke, arses.

Eating hotdogs shorten your life

Yes, a bunch of “experts” from the University of Michigan with nothing better to do with their time, have published a journal declaring among other things that eating a hotdog can shorten your life by “36 minutes” per dog.

In essence what they’re saying is that eating bad food is err… bad for your health, and that we should all eat healthy food!

Well fuck me, I never knew that!

But when you read further into the details, they’re pushing/suggesting/insinuating we should all go veggie/vegan for a healthier life and to save the planet etc etc.

And it still doesn’t explain how truly fat cunts are still alive into their 40s, 50s and 60s if they’ve spent most of their lives pigging out of junk food. Surely they should have died years ago based on their health calculator!?

Next time you have a Full English, you could be looking at anything up to 500 minutes shaved off your lifespan!

(I wonder how many minutes are shaved off your life for a good old solid wank?)

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Nominated by: Technocunt