Best I could do, sorry.

From Yvette Cooper’s favourite built-up shoes, and “Junior MIss” fashion range, to my favourite jam to your favourite whatever, to (according to Anna Soubry, who is crawling back into the limelight, following her recent Wireless 4 “Any Questions” appearance), – IKEA furniture, to Eddie Izzard’s favourite brand of pink lipstick, everything is in short supply, due to “a shortage of lorry drivers”.

The latest, and certainly, potentially most dangerous – even more so than Dame Keir’s favourite moisturiser – is the flu injections for the elderly and health impaired:

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Of course, the BBC, the Guardian, Daily Mirror (Starmer’s favourite arse wipe) and Independent like to pin this purely on Brexit, as does Lord Nancy Andrew Adonis,who Twitters constantly about it. Another chance to Brexit bash – how this explains the USA’s shortage of lorry drivers, I can’t imagine. Perhaps when she closes her mouth and her legs, Soubry can enlighten us.

In the case of flu injections, I suspect the NHS and Boris are so obsessed about Covid they have fallen down on the flu jab – flu poses a far greater danger to the elderly since, unlike the teenagers (11 to 45 these days) they don’t inhabit the night clubs where Covid and it’s variants are to be found and spread (I have even given up my weekly viists to the Steaming Pussycat Strip Club, which as you know, is in Soho).

I hate to say it but Boris is becoming increasingly lax – as are some of his ministers. We have no opposition party to speak of, so Boris is doing Dame Keir’s work for him as well. Or instead of.

Get your fingers out, Boris, and Ali Baba, or whatever the Health’ Secretaries name is.

Nominated by – W. C. Boggs

(New balls please – mine are now empty! – Day Admin)

Congratulations to Emily for winning the US Open. At least I think that’s what it was because as soon as it happened all I could hear and see was the Lammy, Khan, the Beeb, The Guardian and the usual boring, vain, woke journalists saying that the win demonstrates something about, Brexit, immigration, multiculturalism, and racism. So now I can’t be arsed finding out more about it.

They also keep mentioning that it proves immigration is a good thing. Now, I’d imagine a girl moving from Canada, with Chinese/Romanian parents and playing tennis had a few quid so there’d be little argument there would there?

1000 Peacefuls coming every day illegally on dinghies and no papers is another fucking story. Tens of thousands of Afghans, some already picked up for terrorism, is also another fucking story.

I’m not aware of any racism directed towards Emma, but maybe one or two tweets from the multi millions on her Twitter will be found. I’d say that’s a sign that sport is doing WELL with racism.

Personally, she’s representing England so she’s English to me. I’m not interested in her heritage and it’s nice that she’s not is follower of “Old Peaceful”. Same with football, England has had black players, popular ones, for decades and it’s a tiny minority who would have an issue with it.

The cunts are the ones who keep bringing it up and something out of little to fuck-all. I’m bored shitless of all this endless campaigning in sport. It’s a total cunt.

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Nominated by: Cunt Dreamboat

Music Fans – Past and Present

Have been watching some rock videos both from recent times and “back in the day”, and I have to say the more recent ones still have some great music, but the audiences just don’t have a clue how to react!

For context, have been watching some old “Monsters of Rock” videos from the 70s, 80s and 90s, along with a couple from Queen, Sham 69, The Jam, The Clash, 808 State, The Prodigy, Motorhead, AC/DC and of course the Stones – all great music, but what really helped the atmos was the animated participation from the thousands of people in the audience, most of them totally zoned into the music, waving arms, shouting out the lyrics, head-banging and moshing and generally having a good time!

Compare and contrast to some more recent affairs, one of which includes a fave band of mine, Bon Ivor. They played a great gig in front of packed audience back in 2019, including some great hard guitar riffs. But the audience more or less stood there wondering what the fuck to do as they held up their phones and tablets to record the event!

And even though the band tried their hardest to get the audience to let themselves go and enjoy the music, they still just stood around like fucking clueless zombies!

I know I’m making a bit of a generalisation, but OMG don’t fans have any idea how to enjoy music these days?

Nominated by: Technocunt

Oh dear it appears that due to Brexit, climate change, white supremacy, blah blah woof woof there is a food shortage, especially for KFC, McDonald’s, Nando’s and Greggs.

Shocking stuff!

Of course we’re ok in London……we can’t have the immos burning and looting and the wokies moaning about raaaaay-sism. We come first and what happens outside the M25 we don’t give a fuck.

Of course I could organise some food parcels for you starving northern boys but i’m a bit busy crying about the Afghan gays and trannies. Sorry about that.

Perhaps the UN could help you out?

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Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-58473802

Employees are cunts, as a small business owner employing people is very risky and potentially disastrous for the company especially if they are small.

All sorts of factors have to be taken into consideration, I will give you some examples.
Employing anyone who’s not white, as soo as anything they don’t like happens, more often than not out comes the race card and you get sued, weather your right or wrong.
Employing gays, trannies , rug munchers and all the other bollocks these cunts like to go by (See above virtually the same story)..

Employing jobsworths, contract wavers, lazy fuckers, unreliable fuckers and weak arsed cry babies (I have done this to my detriment and now its family only).

Employing people with disabilities, means ramps, lifts, special toilets and parking spaces.
Employing smokers, means these fuckers spend half the time your paying them for huddled in a glorified bus shelter satisfying their fucking disgusting habit, and then flicking fag butts everywhere.

Employing women, and that brings me to the real reason behind this nom, its a fucking nightmare,and I’m trying not to come over in a sexist way, but following is true, you have all the sexism problems, distracting the workforce, no innuendos and no fun, then they get pregnant and you have to pay them for months and keep their job open for them.

Then when they eventually get back its early finishes, late starts , doctors appointments, strops, moods and generally makes your place of work somewhere you don’t want to be, and if all of this isn’t when they cant get their way they take you to the fucking cleaner, see above link, all that cunt has done is make all women of a certain age less of a good prospect from an employers point of view.

I bet her ex boss would like to slap the grin of her silly face….what a cunty twat, i hope her sprog came out sideways and her snatch is now like a wizards sleeve, and her husband will have to put pie lagging around his cock so it can touch the sides.

Being an employer these days is a fucking minefield with cunts like cowpats at every step. I’m sure any possible future employer for this twat will see that news link and go for anyone else rather than that cunt…..

Nominated – by Fuglyucker