(Yeah I know this is from a different show, but it made me laugh. FecK Iff – Day Adbin)

Very Quick NOM here.

Why would anyone care? Yanks can’t speak nor spell so what’s the fucking problem?

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For example penmanship you mean calligraphist (i reply),

Them: two lanes either-side separated by a divide
Me (yeah right fucktard): Dual carriageway perhaps?
Them: A what.

Me: TWAT
Them: ahhh twOt?
Me: ehh I said Twat, TWAT
Them: …puzzled look Twot???

Me: Oh for fucks sake.

Me: Ok Aluminium
Them: ahhh aloo min um? Is that right?

Me: What the fuck do you think?

Me: Sulphur
Them: Sulfur,
Me: It is an ancient element from 1000’s of years ago.
Them: I wanna spell it like a retard
Me: What like Fosforus?

Language butchers, how can they complain about spelling practices if they can speak or spell. Just fucking burn Webster’s cuntionary.

Yet Subpoaeanaed is spelt correctly by them.
Yet foetus, haemoglobin, faeces all spelt wrong with such impressive cuntitude.

Me: Favour
Them: No FavOr

Me: Check your fucking constitution!!!

Nominated by: Get Fucked Woke Cunts

Yes, the cunts keeping criminals and jihadis safe and warm in the UK.

Priti has upset the fuckers.

”Earlier this week Priti Patel claimed the suspect, Emad Al Swealmeen, who lodged an appeal when his asylum claim was rejected after arriving in the UK, had been able to exploit Britain’s “dysfunctional” immigration system by staying in the country.
Lawyers raised concerns about her “blaming the legal services industry” for the suspected hospital bomber still being in the UK.”

Well who do we blame? Fucking vultures with no loyalty or scruples who earn their living off these poor ‘asylum seekers’. The half baked church which doesnt question why it’s services are full of assorted Arabs, Iranians and Somalis, as advised by their lawyers. The church is just fucking gullible. The system is abused by the legal cunts, aided and abetted by woke fucking halfwits who trust the motives of these poor immigrants rather than wondering why everyfucking where they come from is a violent shithole.

So for once, Priti Patel has it right. The lawyers are the scum of the earth and directly responsible for acts of terror, violence, drug dealing and murder carried out by their charges.

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Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Fellow cunters will know that I’m not adverse to slipping a fresh dog turd through some cunts letterbox, but I’m being inundated by mail I hate.
Via email, text and even on my media wall ( how the fuck??)

They are:-
PPI, claim the Vat back and
Diesel cars, bought or leased.
Never had PPI, as I’m not stupid.
Don’t drive.

I really don’t know how to fuck them off permanently, I wish I could.
Also, because I’m unbelievably crap at this, I can’t attach links, both from MoneySavingExpert.com, which is not unreadable due to pop up ads.
I’ll keep trying.

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Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

Thanks to Ruff for supporting link

Insulate Britain activists are cunts, some of these wankers have been jailed which is the least they deserve, i have just listened to some silly bitch spouting of on the news about how unfair it all is.
Now these cunts are going to go on hunger strike outside the courts to free their brothers in arms.
If i lived closer i would wander past every night with a steaming hot bag of chips with loads of vinegar, just so these worthless cunts can smell them.
They are probably Vegans anyway, so fuck em, let them starve.
Zero fucks given from me, good luck tits i hope it goes on for months….cunts

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

Supporting links from Cuntstable Cuntbubble and DCI Gene Cunt

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With all that is happening in the world you could be forgiven for missing this. Forget the recent COP26 eco-jizz fest or the migrant crisis on the Belarus/Poland border, no, the real pressing issue is a national shortage of Walkers crisps – an IT fuck up and not Brexit for a change. And for little Ava, specifically oven baked sea-salt flavour as this is all she eats along with toastie waffles and baby fruit puree.

Naturally she suffers from the latest trendy pseudo eating disorders, ‘avoidant or restrictive food intake disorder’ probably diagnosed via Mumsnet. The parents in this shit show are of course indulging her, scouring stores across Leicestershire trying to track down elusive packets rather than telling her what all our parents told us, “eat what you are given and be grateful for it”. You give in to this sort of shit and you are storing up problems for years to come on little arseholes who never hear the word “no” and know what buttons to push from piss weak parents to get their own way.

Anyway I hope they do find some before they have to do the unthinkable, grow a spine and make her eat some real food. Maybe Bob Geldof could do a Live Aid style appeal for sea-salt crisps? At least the Ethiopian weren’t fussy cunts.

Or maybe St Gary has a spare box or two in his garage that his refugee didn’t eat.

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Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator